A question of life and death (or, Schrodinger's Rat)

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:13 pm

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Well, he's in a better place... he's in mouse heaven now... I hope you're all happy.

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:15 pm

Judging by that tail, the fucker sure was something other than a mouse. A Rattus Norwegicus, I'd guess.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:20 pm

its a mighty morphing mouse... or at least it was unless that creatures fate is a preview of whats to come for poor little mouse and it's orphan little micelets

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:24 pm

No its only resting...

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:24 pm

... and pining for the fjords. Oh yes!

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:32 pm

ps wrote:Judging by that tail, the fucker sure was something other than a mouse. A Rattus Norwegicus, I'd guess.

I think it's a filigree Siberian hamster.

-Cuddle this, you'd never play the guitar again!

(2nd millenium quotes r us)

Inventariado · Post by **Inventariado** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:34 pm

oh...
he died
judging his expression, probably an overdose of Jörg double bass. He is carrying to his grave what we all would have liked to hear these days!
This album may become a nice Requiem for him.
judging his expression again, koti must be saying 'sleep well'

Lurdi · Post by **Lurdi** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:35 pm

I suppose you are not going to throw it in the dustbin, are you? Now you have to bury it.

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:36 pm

Woe is to those who still think the internet can be used for something other than fun & games.

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:38 pm

Lurdi wrote:I suppose you are not going to throw it in the dustbin, are you? Now you have to bury it.

It will be "burial by fox" .. seriously

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:41 pm

Oh, "gate theory" in practice. It all starts with the innocent killing of rodents, but then one day the rodents are not enough. You move on to small predators...

By the way, have you considered that the Ghost of the Rodent will now haunt the rest of your sessions?

Miss Destiny · Post by **Miss Destiny** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:44 pm

I think you have to move to a safe house. How is Jorg taking all this?

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:55 pm

Huh? Dead already?

In that pic it does not look like a mouse. Mice are not bicolored/two-toned. Mice are solid grayish color but some do have a lighter color underbelly.
What was that rodent, really?

One more suggestion if you have another infestion. Peppermint oil on cotton balls will repel them, too. For some reason, mice hate the smell of it.
Us people who live in rural areas have to contend with these cute, but annoying pests quite a bit, so we have to come up with solutions to deal with the little fuckers!

One more thing. These little furry things will go so far as to get in bed with you. So, watch out!

I'm not joking.

Keyssion · Post by **Keyssion** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Oh my god, they killed reincarnated Kenny! You bastards!

:d

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:03 pm

Its sunclear. Its a crossing between a rat and a badger-dog. It is really dangerous and you have to lock under your bed tonight. They like do dig you know

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:10 pm

its a hamster, although with the hilarius way that Stratowarius talks, that take works as well.

garlic and crosses and a stake(or steak if you want to feed it or jsut have some great food yourself) should help repel the vampire mouse, just make sure the vampire bunny does not take revenge

eagledreamr · Post by **eagledreamr** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:22 pm

RIP Mickey

Don't be angry at them, it was for the good of the new album!

Will you have...a Death Magnetic ?

eagledreamr · Post by **eagledreamr** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:25 pm

icecab21 wrote:its a hamster, although with the hilarius way that Stratowarius talks, that take works as well.

garlic and crosses and a stake(or steak if you want to feed it or jsut have some great food yourself) should help repel the vampire mouse, just make sure the vampire bunny does not take revenge

My sister just told me that hamsters don't have a tail...

She thinks it's a mouse (not a rat).

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:34 pm

How can you RIP a monster. Say thank God instead and pray there are no more of them around that solitary little studio a long way from other buildings far far in the dark forest. We must all pray for Jens and Jorg. Together we stand an united we go.

Hopefully they have a lot of GARLIC there

eagledreamr · Post by **eagledreamr** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:38 pm

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Stratowarius wrote: How can you RIP a monster. Say thank God instead and pray there are no more of them around that solitary little studio a long way from other buildings far far in the dark forest. We must all pray for Jens and Jorg. Together we stand an united we go. Hopefully they have a lot of GARLIC there

Do you really want to get rid of this ?

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:43 pm

YESSSS. Would you really wake up in the middle of a stormy and dark night and hear anything like that sneak around and trying to seek the warmth of your bed. HUUUU. Me never.

TSC · Post by **TSC** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:19 pm

Kill the ratt (or mouse...or the fucking be)...ratt´s sucks!!!

.::Chii::. · Post by **.::Chii::.** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:58 pm

xD The rat is dead xD

That's a good thing, there are waaaay too many rats on this world xD

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:06 am

here is a tale of a hamster

http://www.answers.com/topic/mouse-like-hamster

The mouse-like hamsters are not true hamsters, but represent an early split from the rest of the mouse-like rodents. They were once thought to be hamsters based on the shape of their molars, but they lack the cheek pouches, sebaceous flank glands, and short tail of the true hamsters. The closest relatives of mouse-like hamsters may be the fossil Cricetodontidae. Because of their seemingly early break from the rest of the mouse-like rodents, mouse-like hamsters have been placed in a family of their own, Calomyscidae, and have been referred to as living fossils.

i guess they are false hamsters that pray to the false gods

ps · Post by ps » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:27 am

According to Wikipedia, "Mouse-like hamsters are a group of small rodents found in Syria, Azerbaijan, Iran, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan."

Somehow I don't think that's where Jens, Jörg and the guys are... But whatever. This is still one the best discussions on a metal site. Ever.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:37 am

well they had a finish mouse named micky to deal with, and mice , while adorable, can be more deadly than adorable hamtsters. i think helloween has a song for this

There are some fellows soft and mellow
Sitting in the field and play like hell
No one knows the way it goes
But all the songs they play they sound so well

Tonight we go to see the Heavy Metal Hamsters
It must feel nice to be a Heavy Metal Hamster
Nothing sets you free like our Heavy Metal Hamsters

A 20th century Fox came by
A gold tipped cigarette high in his jaws
contracts, PDs, Nose-Bags, TV-shows
And everything with no remorse

Things are settled now for our Heavy Metal Hamsters
Fame up to your brows, oh Heavy Metal Hamster
A previously unknown lifestyle Heavy Metal Hamster

The sweet taste of success is strong
And everything inside goes wrong you see
With coloured furs, sunglasses
Tons of nuts to eat, they don´t feel free

What is wrong with our Heavy Metal Hamster?
Look what they have done our Heavy Metal Hamsters
Where is the field to run for our Heavy Metal Hamsters
Some things are left undone for our Heavy Metal Hamsters

ps · Post by ps » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:06 am

Oh. I didn't make the Helloween connection. Stupid me. No offense meant.

Burning Reflection · Post by **Burning Reflection** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:10 am

I guess killing it was the best choice for you guys. Besides, killiing is metal isn't it?

I voted otherwise but so be it

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:16 am

i sense a reality tv show coming out of stuff like this.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:38 am

icecab21 wrote:i sense a reality tv show coming out of stuff like this.

Hmmmmmmm.
What would be a good title?
The Mouse in Jens Place
Stratomouse Biography
Dunno.

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