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I found out here a while back that Timo Tolkki works full-time in a cheese-factory. Any new updates on that?

mozzarella or cheddar??

Those are...

*puts on sunglasses*

cheesy news.

You may have heard from my brother, that I am quitting cheese business forever.....let me explain.

I recently had an internship, at Gorgonzola factory

It was very, very bad....

Of course, I have universal mind. My world view and cheese view were both different than other factory employees. I worked tirelessly, of course, but because of my globalist-soul, I expressed myself creatively at factory while others focused on mundane tasks

I arranged curds of cheese in shape of peaceful mother earth animals. At first I started small- lice, newts, lizards, salamanders. Eventually my ambitious soul persevered and I climbed food ladder. Before I knew it, I was arranging cheeses as triceratops, mammoths, and tolkki-saurus.

My factory supervisor, who is quite asshole, did not appreciate

One day, I drank 3 liters of water all at once. I would have drank beer, but I take lithium for bipolar disorder and have not had a drop of alcohol since Icecar made his first typo. That was quite long time ago.

Anyway, after some time at factory I realized I had to take piss. But, I had another 20 min until my next break and besides, someone had exploded toilet anyway. I saw in a big vat, all my cheese animal artworks. I looked to left and right, saw no one is there, and took a leak right in the vat.

Jenn, my supervisor, immediately spotted my tiny phallus from across the hall and I received a termination, for pissing on my own art. I was told that my behavior is truly disgusting, and that I am a very, very bad employee.

I pleaded, I begged her for second chance, I even offered her to win guitar in factory contest, but the bitch would not listen. And thus concludes my experience in cheese business.

PS: Timo Kotipelto shaves his armpits.

Is TT still cutting the cheese?

I always seen Timo as a Swiss lover, or maybe Edam or Gouda(both goat milk cheese)?

I have always heard if you ever saw how cheese was made you'd never eat it again!

TimoToikki wrote:PS: Timo Kotipelto shaves his armpits.

Next you'll tell me the sky is blue....It's very, very bad you are such an ass goblin and you remember all these little stupid posts that were said on the forum throughout the past months/years. I'm a huge loser...but get a goddamn life. Go learn how to play a new instrument or something constructive. Hell, go jerk off. T o i k k i

jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

crostrato wrote:jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

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>Implying Jens doesn't chuckle at these
>Implying the rest of the forum's mods aren't sadistic fucks who don't believe in the minimal amount of moderation

Rebel wrote:

crostrato wrote:jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

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>Implying Jens doesn't chuckle at these
>Implying the rest of the forum's mods aren't sadistic fucks who don't believe in the minimal amount of moderation

>IMPLYING YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE FROM 4CHAN

robocop656 wrote:

Rebel wrote:

crostrato wrote:jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

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>Implying Jens doesn't chuckle at these
>Implying the rest of the forum's mods aren't sadistic fucks who don't believe in the minimal amount of moderation

>IMPLYING YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE FROM 4CHAN

>Implying knowing what I'm talking about means you're not a pedophile from 4chan
>Implying I've left /mu/ in months
>Implying you didn't just imply that I'm not a pedophile
>Implying that you actually know how to imply.

Rebel wrote:

robocop656 wrote:

Rebel wrote:

crostrato wrote:jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

.

>Implying Jens doesn't chuckle at these
>Implying the rest of the forum's mods aren't sadistic fucks who don't believe in the minimal amount of moderation

>IMPLYING YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE FROM 4CHAN

>Implying knowing what I'm talking about means you're not a pedophile from 4chan
>Implying I've left /mu/ in months
>Implying you didn't just imply that I'm not a pedophile
>Implying that you actually know how to imply.

Why don't you suck my big hairy balls? I don't give a fuck if you browse your moms underwear drawer let alone websites for 12 year old boys.

the strato forum is super fast today

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robocop656 wrote:

Rebel wrote:

robocop656 wrote:

Rebel wrote:

crostrato wrote:jens, just start to delete this kind of topics

.

>Implying Jens doesn't chuckle at these
>Implying the rest of the forum's mods aren't sadistic fucks who don't believe in the minimal amount of moderation

>IMPLYING YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE FROM 4CHAN

>Implying knowing what I'm talking about means you're not a pedophile from 4chan
>Implying I've left /mu/ in months
>Implying you didn't just imply that I'm not a pedophile
>Implying that you actually know how to imply.

Why don't you suck my big hairy balls? I don't give a fuck if you browse your moms underwear drawer let alone websites for 12 year old boys.

>Implying

This is you:

robocop656 wrote:This is you:

lol

robocop656 wrote:This is you:

No way! I don't own a crown like that!
Sadly

robocop656 wrote:This is you:

No way! I don't own a crown like that!
Sadly

Thanks for all the updates on Tolkki. Judging from the info here I get a feeling that Timo really is a true Warrior of Light. Only a real Warrior of Light would do such great work in a cheese-factory.

Reading the thread title was tempting, but after I read the first post, only one think came to my mind: