Reviews of Elysium

[TheLegendaryDreamer]

It seems that I may have started a war.

Pageclaim!

[Rebel]

I like how in the face of all that, you're still claiming your opinion as fact. I agree with you that icecab's argument is kind of ridiculous, but no more ridiculous than how far you've gone to claim how amazing Buckethead is.

The only thing ridiculous here is going back and finding all those fucking quotes. What if I said I like to listen to Prince solos in daisy dukes while waxing my dads corvette? What if I said I like to deliver pizzas to my ex-girlfriends while listening to george michael solos? What if I said your pumpkin avatar sucks? What if I said I will go very far to claim how amazing jesus christ solos on guitar while I make a milkshake?

Prince is a pretty good guitarist, the rest I'd believe about you.

as far as reviews go, I plan on trying to review my top 4 last.fm artists in full (Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead), and that alone should create a pretty big variety. I might skip Blind Guardian (#5), will review Alice Cooper (#6), and then after and between that, I'll review anything and everything that I can stand to listen to (No point in reviewing an album that I just dislike because its not my thing)

[robocop656]

I like to go swimming in speedos while listening to Yanni solos too. You should review a justin timberlake album. Sick solos bro.

[Balu]

ohohohoho, you're trying to be funny again, aren't.

Nope, you still just sound wrong.

Buckethead's playing is more sincere and emotive than any guitarist on the face of the earth.

Except Buckethead doesn't release bad albums.

I'd rather hear someone who can master any genre they set to, than just being very good at one.

Buckethead's prolificness, versatility and technical prowess are unmatched by any living guitarist.
your ignorance is so pervasive it hurts to read.

Tolkki's guitar playing is an absolute joke compared to BH's

Buckethead is the star of the album, without him it would have been the huge failure everyone expected.
People still set out to trash it, it was too hyped, but Buckethead is so awesome, there was nothing to be done for it.

you're letting various prejudices like "Instrumental", or "Releases a lot of music", instead of really exploring the music.

Your opinion is of course, wrong

Anything Buckethead plays guitar on is flipping cool

spending more time bickering on youtube comment threads than listening to music

Part of what makes him so incredible is his limitless creativity, he can improvise an entire album's worth of material, and it will sound incredible because he's just that good.

I like how people here cannot grasp the concept of subjectivism in art.

Not necessarily art, talent.
I do think Buckethead is an incredibly artistic guitarist, but that's subjective, what I'm arguing is that he is the most TALENTED guitarist to ever walk the face of the earth.

I think most people don't consider Buckethead the greatest electric guitar player to ever live, and that means he's underrated...

He can play any of those styles with the same precision and feel as the masters of that specific genre. He is the master of anything he tries to do.

Ignorance is the only excuse for thinking Slash could even come close to the guitar nirvana that is Buckethead.

Without Buckethead, I'd def. choose Strato, but, it'd be hard to pass up ANY opportunity to see The Greatest Guitarist In Music History perform

Buckethead is the most talented human being to ever pick up an electric guitar.

I like how people here cannot grasp the concept of subjectivism in art.

You spent all that time compiling quotes, and you're still wrong. ISN'T THE INTERNET FUN?!?!?!?!?

Buckethead might not be completely awful, but we can't know that, as he is completely unable to compose any decent sounding music.

[robocop656]

ARGHHHHHHH! HELLO THIS IS MY OPINION. HELLO!! HELLO!! HELLO!
CAN YOU HEAR ME YET?!?!?!?

[Kosmo]

(Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead),

Dude, your taste in music is fantastic. Porcupine Tree! :w00t:

[ggonza43]

I love icecab we he's not arguing with me . Rebel, you are playing with fire !

And this thread rocks now :bounce2:!!

[mocobhc]

Jens rocks, too.
According to this review at least
http://www.bleeding4metal.de/index.php? ... de&id=3197
cause he seemed to rehearse "one-handed and blind" the whole time due to serious sms-affairs
9/10 btw.
And the reviewer critizied the lack of (rhythm)guitars.

[ggonza43]

According to Google Translator:

¡Qué desperdicio en este sentido fueron las orgías forzada de alta frecuencia de las grabaciones anteriores.

Translated:

How much of a waste were in that way the forced orgies of high frequency from previous recording

:w00t:

Besides that, excellent review. It seem that so far most of the reviews are positive in a sort of way

[mocobhc]

How much of a waste were in that way the forced orgies of high frequency from previous recording

:w00t:

LMAO

Besides that, excellent review. It seem that so far most of the reviews are positive in a sort of way

Yeah well, masterpiece deserves good reviews

[ggonza43]

Indeed. Have you done yours?

[mocobhc]

Mine? High frequency orgies? How did you know about them?

Is in F&C if I remember right.
Edit: No, it's somewhere in the sticky.

[Rebel]

(Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead),

Dude, your taste in music is fantastic. Porcupine Tree! :w00t:

http://www.last.fm/user/daggor

I only listen to good music.

[ggonza43]

http://www.last.fm/user/daggor

I only listen to good music.

You have an interesting musical taste

[Balu]

(Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead),

Dude, your taste in music is fantastic. Porcupine Tree! :w00t:

http://www.last.fm/user/daggor

I only listen to good music.

Your first 5 artists rated with one word: great, good, ok, crap, great.
Not only good music.

[Rebel]

(Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead),

Dude, your taste in music is fantastic. Porcupine Tree! :w00t:

http://www.last.fm/user/daggor

I only listen to good music.

Your first 5 artists rated with one word: great, good, ok, crap, great.
Not only good music.

You're getting funny, in a "Family Guy repeating the same stupid joke over and over" kind of way, but mostly you're just wrong.

[ggonza43]

Get ready people! Rebel is not over yet! Round 2: Rebel vs. Balu

Make your bets

[Rebel]

Get ready people! Rebel is not over yet! Round 2: Rebel vs. Balu

Make your bets

Balu and I are on like round... 60 something, the judges just let him keep getting pummeled.

[Balu]

(Stratovarius, Porcupine Tree, Bigelf, and Buckethead),

Dude, your taste in music is fantastic. Porcupine Tree! :w00t:

http://www.last.fm/user/daggor

I only listen to good music.

Your first 5 artists rated with one word: great, good, ok, crap, great.
Not only good music.

You're getting funny, in a "Family Guy repeating the same stupid joke over and over" kind of way, but mostly you're just wrong.

You start the joke by calling Buckethead good.
He is a talented guitarist but a crappy composer.

[Kecos]

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[ggonza43]

Balu and I are on like round... 60 something, the judges just let him keep getting pummeled.

I meant in this topic. It's useless to count how many times you argued because it'll take a while

[Balu]

Balu and I are on like round... 60 something, the judges just let him keep getting pummeled.

I meant in this topic. It's useless to count how many times you argued because it'll take a while

Yeah, I guess we might just be over 100. And Rebel still didn't stop saying bullshit.

[Rebel]

Balu and I are on like round... 60 something, the judges just let him keep getting pummeled.

I meant in this topic. It's useless to count how many times you argued because it'll take a while

However it seems like some people in this thread DO have that much time on their hands.

[ggonza43]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

[Balu]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

[Rebel]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

Reading and Responding are two different things.

[Balu]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

Reading and Responding are two different things.

But not responding and admitting I'm right are quite similar.

[Rebel]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

Reading and Responding are two different things.

But not responding and admitting I'm right are quite similar.

You would have to say something correct before I could admit it.

[Balu]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

Reading and Responding are two different things.

But not responding and admitting I'm right are quite similar.

You would have to say something correct before I could admit it.

Alright.
Buckethead is about the same level as a songwrite as Justin Bieber. Start admittin'.

[Rebel]

Both of you are saying bullshits

(please be gentle)

I have a feeling Rebel might just be ignoring me. Anyway, I NEVER say bullshit. : D

Reading and Responding are two different things.

But not responding and admitting I'm right are quite similar.

You would have to say something correct before I could admit it.

Alright.
Buckethead is about the same level as a songwrite as Justin Bieber. Start admittin'.

Points for the gross irony, but I think you were trying to be serious, which is pretty pathetic.