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70000 tons of metal

Post by JensJohansson » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:30 am

The shirt is for 70000 tons of metal= a gig on a caribbean cruise boat. We cancelled. Because we are fucking idiots. The pictures were taken in Bulgaria. -5C outside.

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BTW I had to trade this shirt the next day for our bus registration plate. There was a drunk Croatian fan who wanted to kick my ass.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 am

I never thought you loved cocaine so much. :lol:

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Post by Arkash » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 am

Oh yeah, you're idiots! ^^

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Post by Susie » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:41 am

:lol: Yummy!!! and why did he try to kick your ass??? :lol:

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Post by DonTopo_FromHell » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 am

Reeeetaaaards!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahahahha it´s better, timo can rest his voice and come to south america with his awesome voice !!! :B:B:B:B:B:B
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Post by thefreeone » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:09 am

DonTopo_FromHell wrote:Reeeetaaaards!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahahahha it´s better, timo can rest his voice and come to south america with his awesome voice !!! :B:B:B:B:B:B

rest? but they are touring now!! duhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Post by AGAG » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:10 am

thefreeone wrote:
DonTopo_FromHell wrote:Reeeetaaaards!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahahahha it´s better, timo can rest his voice and come to south america with his awesome voice !!! :B:B:B:B:B:B

rest? but they are touring now!! duhhhhhhhhhhhh
You both go and watch some telemundo.
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Post by robocop656 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:17 am

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!

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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:14 am

Sounds like JJ found some yellow snow. :)

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Post by robocop656 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:21 am

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow. =P

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Post by Viking Äiti » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:49 am

:lol: Jens!!! I think you should turn that big ass bus around and point it to someplace warm w/good food! It's not so good when you have to eat snow!!!! Timo is just recovering from being sick from eating something bad!!! Now don't you get sick from eating Bulgarian snow!! :lol:

As they say here in America, "Don't eat the yellow snow!!"

I love you guys!!!! My Finnish Metal Vikings!!!

Safe travels and I hope EVERYONE, Timo, Jorg, YOU, Matias and Lauri are feeling well!!!
Ole kiltti toisilleen!

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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:05 am

Viking Äiti wrote: As they say here in America, "Don't eat the yellow snow!!"
Oh that's funny. I wish I thought of that. :roll:

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Post by mmarton88 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:31 am

"We cancelled. Because we are fucking idiots."

Actually, yes you are! :) But we love you. If you have an opportunity to go for a cruise ship tour you musn't say no... :)

But if it makes you feel better I'm sitting in Lappland in -10. :)

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Post by RazielSR » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That pictures are awesome! Jensomadness all around :D :D :D
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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:45 pm

8) Talking about yellow snow. It contains 95% water and an ASSortment of inorganic compounds and proteins. But, but, if you analyse the hormones, you will find ONLY testosterone.

Persons with low testosteron-production can therefore do themselves some good, with dayly intake of just yellow snow... 8)

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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by raattori » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:47 pm

why cancel?

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Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:14 am

you guys are idiots? Yes, Yes you guys are!!!
you cancelled because instead you went on tour with helloween

you idiots were also supposed to have more songs on Elysium but that didn't happen, just because you had to go on tour with helloween. :x :x :x

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Post by robocop656 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:32 am

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:you guys are idiots? Yes, Yes you guys are!!!
you cancelled because instead you went on tour with helloween

you idiots were also supposed to have more songs on Elysium but that didn't happen, just because you had to go on tour with helloween. :x :x :x
How long did you want the new album to be? Over 9,000 hours?

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Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:02 am

robocop656 wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:you guys are idiots? Yes, Yes you guys are!!!
you cancelled because instead you went on tour with helloween

you idiots were also supposed to have more songs on Elysium but that didn't happen, just because you had to go on tour with helloween. :x :x :x
How long did you want the new album to be? Over 9,000 hours?

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YES!!!!!!!!!! Even Better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!more Musics

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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:09 pm

:tired:

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Post by finnlandia » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:39 am

Why? This would have been a big party.!!

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Post by Crazyniel » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:58 am

Or a 9,000 hours album, or a 5-cd album, or better then it a blu-ray disc album!

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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:58 am

:tired: :tired: :tired:

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Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:54 am

:tired: :tired: :tired: :tired:

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Post by AGAG » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:52 pm

Rolling on the laughing floor?
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Post by HinatAArcticA » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:00 am

Jens, I'd really like to know... why did you cancel? xD
Not that it's very important, just curious

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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:48 pm

HinatAArcticA wrote:Jens, I'd really like to know... why did you cancel? xD
Not that it's very important, just curious
For the same reason that black people consistently score lower on standardized tests. :)


I think... :nervous:
I would hate to be a.....hippo-crit! :o

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Post by Tero-75 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:27 am

HinatAArcticA wrote:Jens, I'd really like to know... why did you cancel? xD
Not that it's very important, just curious
Because they were invited to join The Seven Sinners Tour and they couldn't do both because of overlapping schedule.

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Re: 70000 tons of metal

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:01 am

Tero-75 wrote:
HinatAArcticA wrote:Jens, I'd really like to know... why did you cancel? xD
Not that it's very important, just curious
Because they were invited to join The Seven Sinners Tour and they couldn't do both because of overlapping schedule.
How does that explain the test scores?? :roll:

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