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Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:31 am
by AGAG
Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...

You could, oh, shatter my forearms

And they wouldn't get hurt.

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Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:30 am
by Derrick Rose
Thumbs! OR else there would be nothing to oppose the rest of the fingers :x :x :x

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:37 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
Fake. :roll:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:38 am
by browneyedgirl
Thumbs are strong---thumbs up, thumb a ride, thumb of tequila, etc.
Pinkies are :err: you know, :wink: feminine. :D Whenever I see a guy holding out his pinkie as he drinks a drink it gives me the creeps! :shud: :puke: :fp:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:39 am
by robocop656
Ms. Pinky :) :) :) :) :)

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

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Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:52 am
by NeverendingAbyss
Jens' penis must be in ashes!

Jerking off? Use lotion! :)

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:30 am
by robocop656
Don't whack off with exfoliating lotion!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:43 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
Image

Nothing like a nice Jerk Chicken. :)

With extra jerksauce!! :lol:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:12 pm
by JezzeZ
Thumbs up!

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:46 pm
by Agustín Barrios Mang
Wow, what a surprise, this sounds like shit

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:30 am
by Susie
Agustín Barrios Mangoré wrote:Wow, what a surprise, this sounds like shit
Nah-aaahhhh Image

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:46 am
by hiro23
Thumbs

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:18 pm
by tpocain
AGAG wrote:Your thumbs are, oh, so strong...

You could, oh, shatter my forearms

And they wouldn't get hurt.

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Ohh, the fun you can have with just three notes...\m/

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:22 pm
by tpocain
This is the random quote that's on his website right now...

Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA! One of my favorite quotes! :lol:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 12:36 am
by NeonVomit
It's comforting to know that if I ever have a craving for hallucinogenic narcotics, I can just get my fix by coming on this forum.

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:43 pm
by brought2ubyletterC
^LOL! :lol:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:18 am
by tpocain
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Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:29 pm
by Southern_Stratofan
My thumbs hurt just watching...

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:05 am
by brought2ubyletterC
That is the best picture ever! Oh, and he also once fixed a computer with nothing more than my saying "this sh*t doesn't work!" I am not the most tech-savvy person. :lol:

Re: Jens, oh, Jens

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:30 pm
by KÖÖSKI TWIN
HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!


:lol:



JEANS, THE WEAPON FINGERS

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