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Timo Tolkki has said he always starts his songwriting process with the titles, but I think a few of them have probably changed before making it to the album.

An Abyss Of All Pies
Father Thyme
1000 Grains of Rice
Will The Bread Rise?
Hunger Strikes At Midnight
Pepsi In Me
In The Land Of Rice And Dough
Wings, Tomorrow
Just Carry Out
Season of Cheese
(Food) Fight!!!
Cheddar Fart
Future Snack
The Kiss of Foodas
We Hold the Key Lime Pie
Snoackofortress
Will My Bowels Ever Rest In Peace?
When The Burgers Are Falling
Mother Pie-A
Find Your Own Vice (A dedication to gluttony)
Learning to Fry/Yearning for Pie
Can't Taste Enough (Fantasia)
Forever Brie
When The Knife Meets the Steak.
M&Ms (Elements)
[MINT. PEANUT. PRETZEL. PLAAAAAAAIN]


Bonus tracks: Winter Pies, Infernal Maize, The Buffet Never Ends,

Can't forget Comestible Dream, Seasons of Taste's Projection, and his autobiographical Awaken the Giant.

O_O!


stop bullshits against me, ma da fakas!!


I'M TIMO MR TAPIO COOL TOLKKI EDIT, MADA FAKAS!

AND I'M NOT CHUBBY, I'M MUSCLE!!!

Speed of bud light.

The land of italian ice and snow cones.

O_O!!




JENS JOHANSSON, YOU!!!! YOU!!!! UGLY NORDIC!!!



PUT TO YOUR FAND ON THE EDGE OR I WILL JUMP ON YOU SLIM BONES AS A SUMMO WARRIOR!!!



I'M MR TIMO COOL TAPIO EDIT!! MASTER IN SUMMO MATCH!!! MORE PAWA THAT IRON MAN AND SUPERMAN HOMOSEX!





LISTEN TO ME!!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!! I'M IN FINLAND AND I CAN KNOCK YOUR DOOR IN ....... I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING IDEA WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, BUT I WILL DO IT!!!!

Last Bite on Earth

what he is doing ? Mr. Tolkki i mean. I don't see him in any part.

Maybe he are choicing new singers for avalon 3?

I listen that he are working with a italian Discographic. Very Interesant down my look

and I listen a lot punches about Turrili Rhapsody choir Performance.

I see one video and he use only 3 guys that Intent sing as tenor but his voices are so light and Sharp that dont fall him into the classical.

Why sir Turrili no pay for real Classical Tenors?

I Think that Sir Turrili have more money that Aladino and his 40 thiefs.

Really i can't Understand to the metal guys in anything, sorry

That is not much you understand for sure!!!!!!

Night Time Eclairs

yes, sir, i dont understand why stratovarius do a timo Tolkki álbum yet.

What do you all want do? Be famous?

All pho and omega (3)

Rebel wrote:Timo Tolkki has said he always starts his songwriting process with the titles, but I think a few of them have probably changed before making it to the album.

An Abyss Of All Pies
Father Thyme
1000 Grains of Rice
Will The Bread Rise?
Hunger Strikes At Midnight
Pepsi In Me
In The Land Of Rice And Dough
Wings, Tomorrow
Just Carry Out
Season of Cheese
(Food) Fight!!!
Cheddar Fart
Future Snack
The Kiss of Foodas
We Hold the Key Lime Pie
Snoackofortress
Will My Bowels Ever Rest In Peace?
When The Burgers Are Falling
Mother Pie-A
Find Your Own Vice (A dedication to gluttony)
Learning to Fry/Yearning for Pie
Can't Taste Enough (Fantasia)
Forever Brie
When The Knife Meets the Steak.
M&Ms (Elements)
[MINT. PEANUT. PRETZEL. PLAAAAAAAIN]


Bonus tracks: Winter Pies, Infernal Maize, The Buffet Never Ends,

Thanks for posting this funny topic! Hilarious! Laughter is the best medicine.

Lord of the Waistband

Cheetos in the morning.
Eat with me.
Cold Pizza Nights.
Wendy's Symphony.
Cheese hunt.
Gut of a Vagabond.
Leave the diet.

guys, why abuse of other person where he isn't present?

this is horrible, is very low and you all looks as rabid chimpanzees

why do this stuff? more with a person that have depressions?

I listen that the nordic countries are example of education, you all are nordic?

You can joke with present people but with people aren't present, do you think that this is correct?

ANYONE WITH FULL BRAIN, THAT NO LOSE IT BY BEER OR DRUGS CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN??

Do you hope to win a popularity-award, Flavio? I don't think this is the way...

Kööski wrote: Do you hope to win a popularity-award, Flavio? I don't think this is the way...

I don't hope win nothing actually. I lost the hope in the metal people.

if be poppular is be one chimp, no thanks. The world is full of shit, and im not the guy that will create more shit to the wolrd.

But you do, you DO!

No, i don't do it, i only was a mother fucker here

when all start to jump crazy.

no more, i got some help, just as a lot people got his help in the scandal.

this was a huge mix of shit, me with friends and they all with his friends.

or do you think that i born a lone in the world and I live in a exclusive world where i'm the only habitant

Dear Twain,

Do you happen to know, by any chance, where the peruvian ducks go in the winter time?

Greetings from El Dorado.

-HC

Full Mooncake.

I have a contact with a Misterious guitarrist that play as Timo tolkki, but is really, really impressive and very very close to he.

its more he remember me to timo tolkki always. i cant believe it. the very close that he is

but se says that he work in IBM but he never show his face when talk to me

he choice one drummer that have the Tuomo lassila sound

he show me some projects and is Stratovarius before to jens Johansson, Timo kotipelto, lauri porra, and jorg Michael.

sound very stratovarius but is so close that confuse my mind

the difference is that have classical stuff and actual sound

but drums and guitar is extreme close to first stratovarius, is so close that make me fly in imagination and i lost the reality

i dunno I why i need try to produce songs of first stratovarius, without jens Johansson, Jorg Michael, lauri porra and timo kotipelto.

I can be stupid why I'm a dreamer guy, but is so close that make me think with crazy stuff, really

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the most insane of all is that he compose 10 complete songs in Finish powermetal style - stratovarius style.

the most insane is that he do it in a 1 or 2 month, why he in the process send a message telling me, "Hey , i compose a new song"


WHAT!!!! HE IS A FUCKING GENIUS!!! COMPOSE 1 CD IN 2 MONTH!!!!

DAMMM ME, I DUNNO WHATS HAPPEN BUT HE IS KILLING MY BRAIN AND MAKE ME DREAM AS A IDIOT TEENAGE!!

AND FOR SOME REASON HE HAVE PROBLEMS IN SHOW ME HIS VOICE loL.

i dont have idea, i'm more lost that before now

Eating Frenzy :p

what is thew problem if timo tolkki re build the first stratovarius?

Actually, polaris, and the others two no sound as Tolkki

I can imagine tolkki. lasila, jari and antti again with other name and doing the original stratovarius music, you all no need jump insane as bitches for that.

actually Stratovarius are in other way. Only have the name of stratovarius, his music is fully diferent.

You all looks as this when tolkki play his original style

You are so incredible stupid that the clocks stop.

why?

I say that Im a dreamer, piece of idiot, i dont hope nothing really.

but if you are a piece of mother fucker that dont want see that stratovarius, isnt so stratovarius in his last 3 albums, is why you have a serious problen in your ears.



dirty, alcoholist, mother fucker, i have my testicles to full of you

and now i will produce all Timo Tolkki songs out of all actual stratovarius I'm more mother fucket that you, and i will do it in original path.

Why you break me the the patience, and only a few ones can do it. really

Kooski, would it kill you to... I don't know, read back what you write and ask yourself if it makes ANY kind of sense? It's pretty difficult to have a conversation when it just seems like you're screaming nonsense through a keyboard.

god is big with you, rebel, you are a ignorant music critic that dont know music.

make me the favor, help to the world wide music




USE IT!