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fuck wrote:Hello friends. Chaos magic is very very bad.

Agree 100%.

rikkertje wrote:

fuck wrote:Hello friends. Chaos magic is very very bad.

Agree 100%.

you guys are being mean, is just bad..borderline average.
and it seems to be enough


who knew?

Hahahaha! Is she really in Nightwish' show?

I mean come on, if she's a good singer, I'm a good singer.

You kidding? Caterina's amazing. I could write her an album and she'd chart in some country or other.

Also looks like Floor's giving the drummer the handjob of his life.

SentineLEX wrote:You kidding? Caterina's amazing. I could write her an album and she'd chart in some country or other.

Nope, not kidding. She sounds so overproduced and pitch-corrected that it's shameful.

To be clear, I'm not a TT basher or something. I really enjoyed The Age of Aquarius and Trinity.

SentineLEX wrote:Also looks like Floor's giving the drummer the handjob of his life.

That's not the drummer, that's the guy who plays the pipes

R.F. wrote:

SentineLEX wrote:Also looks like Floor's giving the drummer the handjob of his life.

That's not the drummer, that's the guy who plays the pipes

Really? Could've sworn the pipe guy was second from the right next to Marco. Or is that the drummer?

I recognize Floor, Tuomas and Macro and am 90% sure Emppu the guitarist is the short fellow all the way on the left. So do I just have those two switched?

From left to right: Emppu (guitars), Troy (uliean pipes), Floor (vocals), Tuomas (keys), Kai (drums), Marco (bass&vocals)

Ok so I did just have the two.

I thought Kai was just the studio drummer while the other one had an injury, he's still playing in Nightwish?

Kai did the album and does this tour. I believe the plan is that Jukka will return after that.

rikkertje wrote:Kai did the album and does this tour. I believe the plan is that Jukka will return after that.

yeah that's the plan also jukka was set to do an special apperance on the rock in rio show but he pulled of bc doctor orders so now the apperance will be by tony kakko

Floor Jansen looks like a man. Her thighs are as big as tree trunks!

SentineLEX wrote:Ok so I did just have the two.

I thought Kai was just the studio drummer while the other one had an injury, he's still playing in Nightwish?

HO HO HO HO!! YOU ARE TRAINING KUNG FU.....

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AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Floor Jansen looks like a man. Her thighs are as big as tree trunks!

Hahaha! I really like her but I've always thought more feminine clothing and less leather would suit her. She looks like a gothic transvestite most of the times.

rikkertje wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:32 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Floor Jansen looks like a man. Her thighs are as big as tree trunks!

Hahaha! I really like her but I've always thought more feminine clothing and less leather would suit her. She looks like a gothic transvestite most of the times.

Hey buddy. Good to see you here. Want to cum over for Christmas and eat some cookies? They’re made out of semen I’m afraid. Santa ate the whole batch.

rikkertje wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:32 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Floor Jansen looks like a man. Her thighs are as big as tree trunks!

Hahaha! I really like her but I've always thought more feminine clothing and less leather would suit her. She looks like a gothic transvestite most of the times.

I thought I originally wrote this post because I feel exactly the same way. Apparently it's 4 years old and not mine lmao

Lol, fuck, I can't read. Thought he stopped by. Why was that thread bumped?

I am still alive though.

robocop wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:45 am

rikkertje wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:32 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Floor Jansen looks like a man. Her thighs are as big as tree trunks!

Hahaha! I really like her but I've always thought more feminine clothing and less leather would suit her. She looks like a gothic transvestite most of the times.

Hey buddy. Good to see you here. Want to cum over for Christmas and eat some cookies? They’re made out of semen I’m afraid. Santa ate the whole batch.

Would love those cookies!

rikkertje wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:58 pm

robocop wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:45 am

rikkertje wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 09, 2015 2:32 pm

Hahaha! I really like her but I've always thought more feminine clothing and less leather would suit her. She looks like a gothic transvestite most of the times.

Hey buddy. Good to see you here. Want to cum over for Christmas and eat some cookies? They’re made out of semen I’m afraid. Santa ate the whole batch.

Would love those cookies!

Hey!!
How’s it going? Happy new year!!!

I just watched him play a couple months ago during a Latin American tour he did last year. He was looking in much better shape/spirits than when he did those Spain tours a while ago. I think he's doing well for himself

HinatAArcticA wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:35 am

I just watched him play a couple months ago during a Latin American tour he did last year. He was looking in much better shape/spirits than when he did those Spain tours a while ago. I think he's doing well for himself

That's good to see. Hopefully, Tolkki's health will continue to improve.

Dear Stratofans.

You have to learn a lot to understand.



-HC

Are all Spanish college girls like this?

I plowed a Spanish maid before. She was 45 and I was 22. Wait, that was just a goddamn dream after drinking a 12 pack of beer that cost 6 dollars.

timo tolkki 2020

DEAR GOSH!! TIMO TOLKKI LOST THE HAND IN HOW PLAY THE STRATOVARIUS SONGS!