Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:03 am

Ludwig Van Beethoven wrote:
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It's always someone else's fault: the interviews took place during a bad day and not because he is a failed musician and alcoholic who seeks scandal with questionable claims in order to get people talking; people are bad because they simply tell the truth about his failed projects which have been inconclusive for over 10 years; the money is not important but he still has to brag about the sales (obviously inflated and untrue) of his albums; he must announce non-existent large-caliber projects which, at the end of the day, will turn out to be the "usual soup" of recycled and stolen clichés and ideas.

My confidence in his possible recovery has long since vanished but this is therapeutic obstinacy :lol:
What gets me is that he brags and thinks he is "famous." I mean, I guess there's a scale of fame. LOL!

Tier 1: Some asshole playing an acoustic guitar at a shithole bar
Tier 2: Recorded an album and got a couple thousand plays online
Tier 3: Had a successful band touring everywhere
Tier 4: Moving to Mexico to eat ramen noodles because he's so famous
Tier 5: ??????

I know doc holiday on discord said it's mean for me to say it's pathetic to see Tolkki always making an asshole out of himself. Always trying over and over again, even at his age. (Not age hate, I mean... sometimes you need to know when to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT!)
These type of mentally ill people usually have caretakers and case workers who monitor them so they don't sperg out and cause a shitstorm all the time. :lol:

I think it would be more enjoyable to do solo work from home rather than always fucking up when it comes to trying to start huge projects, causing drama and everything else. Where do you think he's at now? Just playing random South American places for a while with guest bands? That's what he was doing mostly before. I don't know the end game. All the lies and bullshit and ripping people off with money and god knows what, there will come a time where he will hit a wall and realize he's fucked. But....it's not like he'd get put in jail in a comfy Finnish jail cell for long! He's famous after all!!! LOL! :| :lol:

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by Motha-faka » Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:17 pm

poor timo tolkki, all the old stratovarius fans want kill him. :err:

this is the price to be a bit famous? better is keep the mind and acts in the correct line in the life or can be a nightmare.... :err:

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by Ludwig Van Beethoven » Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:41 pm

Motha-faka wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:17 pm
poor timo tolkki, all the old stratovarius fans want kill him. :err:

this is the price to be a bit famous? better is keep the mind and acts in the correct line in the life or can be a nightmare.... :err:
More like: "Don't fuck with other's life believing you're untouchable 'cause 20 years ago you were famous since no one can".

And I don't even see myself as someone with an absolute morality

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:34 pm

Motha-faka wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:17 pm
poor timo tolkki, all the old stratovarius fans want kill him. :err:

this is the price to be a bit famous? better is keep the mind and acts in the correct line in the life or can be a nightmare.... :err:
We are just pointing out his lies and bullshit. :lol:

We are talking about some guy who wrote niche metal songs 20 years ago that got popular. Not some bill gates billionare changing the world. :lol:

He sees himself as an untouchable guru god. And that's where we say... BULLSHIT!!! :lol:

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by Ludwig Van Beethoven » Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:04 pm

Exactly what Robo said.

I want to add that I still love Tolkki's old songs but his music is something completely different from the person: I can enjoy even a song composed by a serial killer, this doesn't mean I love killers :lol:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:17 am

I wouldn't obsess too much over the man. :lol: It's like seeing a plane that ran out of fuel. Only the wings keep him afloat, but has been descending for about a decade now.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by ZenithMC » Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:03 am

Déjà vu times a million. :spin3:

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robocop wrote:
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The lyrics are: "MErching to a different drum, shines my liberty"

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:20 pm

Pancio:

TOLKKI UPDATE FROM FEBRUARY 1ST :lol:

Proud owner of this Canon Powershot Camera. It has Full HD video too.
I will completely revamp my YouTube Channel. Sorry I have been very lazy regarding that.
I just chatted with Aquiles Priester and he will play drums on my forthcoming 4th Solo Album to be released in September.
We will record the drums in Aquiles Studio in Los Angeles in June.
Stay tuned for more info!


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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by Ludwig Van Beethoven » Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:41 pm

Any major or new update? :lol:

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Mon Mar 15, 2021 7:50 pm

Ludwig Van Beethoven wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:41 pm
Any major or new update? :lol:
I am thinking he got zucccked because he posted those Lennon song lyrics. :lol: One with the N word. Because that was the last post he had. (Well, one that was set to public.)

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:39 pm

You are right, dear Flavio. This is very nigga cube powermetal. I couldn't have said it better myself!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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