Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:40 am

Going through the back catalog of our favorite guy. Listening to things I forgot. (After strato.) I mean....all dramatic drama stories aside, putting the “he has the same structure and note patterns” to the side, there are some powerful songs. It is entirely subjective, duh. I also believe the huge access we have to the infinite amounts of bands out today spoils us. One way it’s good, another it’s bad. Must have said that before!!

You have to realize not everybody is invincible, writing the most incredible music for every album. There’s dynamics to it all. No matter what your opinion is, if you liked the way his music sounds like you’ll like the newest one. Now, for all the claims of who recorded what, I’m not sure who to believe. I like to lie to myself and say that everything works out perfect in my head and nothing crazy is going on behind the scenes. If the music makes you happy, that’s the main point. Cutting it apart into a hundred different things can diminish how things are as a whole, you end up finding things that you don’t like or enjoy. Take it all in, because we don’t know how long your favorite or classic guys are going to be around!!! Sorry...I can’t sleep and wanted to type this out.

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:41 am

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:46 am

Ok, ok. My dick is harder than diamonds.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:51 am

It better be, babe. >=( :spin2:
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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by robocop » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:53 am

I strap a dildo to a radio controlled car and ram it up my poop shoot.

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Re: Timo Tolkki's Avalon Pt. 3 and tour

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:04 am

Pancio turn out to be 100% right. In his podcast interviews Tolkki mentioned that he was barely involved in Avalon part 3 and they just wanted to use his name. Interesting.... :lol:

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