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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by Martine » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:40 pm

Send that resume to me too, I'd fancy a new guitarist, specially if he wears orange shorts :D
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:20 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Image
:lol:
I'm sending this photo to Britney Spears&make all her fantasies come true! :lol:
"The Whole person", of course. :?

I hear she is looking for a new guitarist. ;)
Send in a resume, TT&make your fantasies come true! :lol:
Don't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do. So, a head shot may suffice.
At least they aren't lavender. :D
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by TimoTolkki » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:07 pm

Don't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do.
Do they? :lol: So far it has been very succesful without shots too :wink:

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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by Rantanen » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:33 pm

:shock:

Three redneck-looking hard-drinking guys. Totally macho.

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Post by Carcass » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:27 am

That photo looks like great fun! Reminds me of my cousin's bachelor's party, only that all of us were bare naked. 8)

People should try that out more often, it's extremely liberating! To my own surprising it didn't bother me a bit that photos of me being naked were on display on the wedding.

EDIT: I prefer Koff to Karjala, the taste is smoother. Had some tonight, good shit. I'm going to have some more tomorrow with the freaky Belgian and Spanish people I just met.

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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:27 am

TimoTolkki wrote:
Don't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do.
Do they? :lol: So far it has been very succesful without shots too :wink:
LOL! If these music producers jobs had to depend on handing in "full-body" photos of themselves, they would be up shit creek without a paddle! Its "The Whole Person"? I think that means that if a female sings like an angel, but looks like Mama Cass her career ain't going anywhere these days. Mama Cass was a star in the hippie era when people were natural&accepted each other, warts&all. Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Its like Dolly Parton stated on TV once,"I always have had confidence in my singing, but during an audition I always wear a snug sweater. And I have a very revealing portfolio" Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? ;)
The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.

@Rantanen, thats a cool way to look at it!
@Carcass, wouldn't a person get cold? And watch out for the thorns!!!! :shock:
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by TimoTolkki » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:43 am

Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow" :)
Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? ;) The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)

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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by NeonVomit » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:32 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:
Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow" :)
Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? ;) The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)
We were lounging on the couch in the studio where we recorded our demo album while the drummer was laying down tracks.

The engineer walks in during a break and says 'oh man you probably wouldn't want to be sitting on that couch if you had any idea what's happened on it.'

It's quite easy to sleep your way to the top, I'd imagine. Talent doesn't seem to matter anymore if you're marketable and willing to sacrifice any dignity you have.
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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:14 am

NeonVomit wrote:
TimoTolkki wrote:
Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow" :)
Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? ;) The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)
We were lounging on the couch in the studio where we recorded our demo album while the drummer was laying down tracks.

The engineer walks in during a break and says 'oh man you probably wouldn't want to be sitting on that couch if you had any idea what's happened on it.'

It's quite easy to sleep your way to the top, I'd imagine. Talent doesn't seem to matter anymore if you're marketable and willing to sacrifice any dignity you have.
Its called giving them what they want to start with. The demand&desire is there already.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Sex sells.
The really talented, flatchested, plain-janes of the world are relegated to playing&singing in backwoods beer joints&honky tonks. But, yes, thats ahelluva better than nothing. ;) Indeed! :) That can be very rewarding&fun, too! :)
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by NeonVomit » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:39 am

Being male, I can't say I was ever in a situation that essentially selling my body had any such benefits.

As a musician and as an artist, I cannot see how essentially giving your self-respect away can further your art. I live for what I create. What I create lives for me. It's a never ending cycle.

Then again, Britney was never about artistic expression. Nor were any of these Pop Idol people, for example.
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Post by Eagleheart_number_tw » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:13 pm

from Russia with love :P
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by miditek » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:42 am

New Strato tour bus ;)

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Post by StratoTimo » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:56 am

miditek wrote:New Strato tour bus ;)

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You must be kidding :?
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Post by black death » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:43 pm

StratoTimo wrote:
miditek wrote:New Strato tour bus ;)

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You must be kidding :?
Of course he's kidding. There will be "KOSKENKORVA" on new Strato tour bus :lol:

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:01 pm

miditek wrote:New Strato tour bus ;)

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Cool! 8)
I love Jagermeister! :D

But, I think Metallica stole that bus! :D
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by miditek » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:57 pm

Martine wrote:Send that resume to me too, I'd fancy a new guitarist, specially if he wears orange shorts :D
Tolkki must be a Tennessee Volunteers fan- I didn't realize that he could get those SEC games on the TV in Finland. :lol:
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by Fuuso » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:11 pm

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"Hey, check out this this riff I just invented. Sounds cool, doesn't it ?"
"Yeah!" :)

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Post by black death » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:01 am

Fuuso wrote:Image
"Hey, check out this this riff I just invented. Sounds cool, doesn't it ?"
"Yeah!" :)
Or maybe... "Oh shit, how does this song continue?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by MetalAngel » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:04 am

Or, better :

"Look, Lauri, I have it longer than yours!"

"Oh, right, Timo! But mine is louder than hell!"

:D
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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:35 am

Guess Who? ;)

No, its not Marilyn Monroe. ;)

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Cool! I love those red leather boots! Match my couch perfectly! ;)
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Post by StratoTimo » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:37 am

That must be Kotpelto!!! Because THIS is topic to Strato pics :roll:
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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:44 am

Think hard, ST. Think. ;) She WAS a member of Strato! :roll:

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She is doing pretty well these days.
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Post by StratoTimo » Sun Oct 07, 2007 6:55 am

I knew at once that you meant Miss K. Right? :roll:
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Post by Dawn_is_Here » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:01 am

Well, going back to real actual Strato members, here a funny pic taken last week, during Kotipelto's visit to Peru.

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You can see more pics at TK's Peruvian Street Team site.

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Post by StratoTimo » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:13 am

Dawn_is_Here wrote: Image
Hello I'm Lauri from Leningrad Cowboys! :roll:
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Post by MetalAngel » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:30 pm

Dawn_is_Here wrote:Well, going back to real actual Strato members, here a funny pic taken last week, during Kotipelto's visit to Peru.

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You can see more pics at TK's Peruvian Street Team site.

Rock On! :evil:
:shock: :shock:

A real and authentic Laurisorius drinking a beer!!? :shock:

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Post by exe knight » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:55 am

browneyedgirl wrote:Guess Who? ;)
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TOLKKI! :D

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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:39 pm

exe knight wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:Guess Who? ;)
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TOLKKI! :D
:lol: Yeah. With a blonde wig.
Seriously, some people must be interested because there has been over 2,000 views to this topic in the few days those pics have been posted!
She is gone, but definitely not forgotten! :D
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Re: Funny Strato pics

Post by black death » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:20 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:She is gone, but definitely not forgotten! :D
How did you come to this?? :?

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Post by StratoTimo » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:24 pm

black death wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:She is gone, but definitely not forgotten! :D
How did you come to this?? :?
I'd like to know that also!
I don't know that what I would have done if Miss.K is in Strato now :roll:
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