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Don't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do. So, a head shot may suffice.browneyedgirl wrote:
I'm sending this photo to Britney Spears&make all her fantasies come true!
"The Whole person", of course.
I hear she is looking for a new guitarist.
Send in a resume, TT&make your fantasies come true!
At least they aren't lavender.
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Do they? So far it has been very succesful without shots tooDon't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do.
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Three redneck-looking hard-drinking guys. Totally macho.
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That photo looks like great fun! Reminds me of my cousin's bachelor's party, only that all of us were bare naked.
People should try that out more often, it's extremely liberating! To my own surprising it didn't bother me a bit that photos of me being naked were on display on the wedding.
EDIT: I prefer Koff to Karjala, the taste is smoother. Had some tonight, good shit. I'm going to have some more tomorrow with the freaky Belgian and Spanish people I just met.
People should try that out more often, it's extremely liberating! To my own surprising it didn't bother me a bit that photos of me being naked were on display on the wedding.
EDIT: I prefer Koff to Karjala, the taste is smoother. Had some tonight, good shit. I'm going to have some more tomorrow with the freaky Belgian and Spanish people I just met.
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LOL! If these music producers jobs had to depend on handing in "full-body" photos of themselves, they would be up shit creek without a paddle! Its "The Whole Person"? I think that means that if a female sings like an angel, but looks like Mama Cass her career ain't going anywhere these days. Mama Cass was a star in the hippie era when people were natural&accepted each other, warts&all. Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.TimoTolkki wrote:Do they? So far it has been very succesful without shots tooDon't forget the full body shot, Timo. But I think females look at stuff differently than guys do.
Its like Dolly Parton stated on TV once,"I always have had confidence in my singing, but during an audition I always wear a snug sweater. And I have a very revealing portfolio" Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT?
The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
@Rantanen, thats a cool way to look at it!
@Carcass, wouldn't a person get cold? And watch out for the thorns!!!!
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Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow"Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
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We were lounging on the couch in the studio where we recorded our demo album while the drummer was laying down tracks.TimoTolkki wrote:Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow"Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
The engineer walks in during a break and says 'oh man you probably wouldn't want to be sitting on that couch if you had any idea what's happened on it.'
It's quite easy to sleep your way to the top, I'd imagine. Talent doesn't seem to matter anymore if you're marketable and willing to sacrifice any dignity you have.
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Its called giving them what they want to start with. The demand&desire is there already.NeonVomit wrote:We were lounging on the couch in the studio where we recorded our demo album while the drummer was laying down tracks.TimoTolkki wrote:Browneyedgirl: "guys are shallow"Today, as shallow as human nature is(guys especially) she'd probably go nowhere.
Right. to both;) Ask Madonna and Britney. Sometimes it´s nice to be a producer:)Nothing beats giving a producer a "rising force" to gain an edge. Right, TT? The casting couch is not a myth. Not in the real world.
The engineer walks in during a break and says 'oh man you probably wouldn't want to be sitting on that couch if you had any idea what's happened on it.'
It's quite easy to sleep your way to the top, I'd imagine. Talent doesn't seem to matter anymore if you're marketable and willing to sacrifice any dignity you have.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Sex sells.
The really talented, flatchested, plain-janes of the world are relegated to playing&singing in backwoods beer joints&honky tonks. But, yes, thats ahelluva better than nothing. Indeed! That can be very rewarding&fun, too!
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Being male, I can't say I was ever in a situation that essentially selling my body had any such benefits.
As a musician and as an artist, I cannot see how essentially giving your self-respect away can further your art. I live for what I create. What I create lives for me. It's a never ending cycle.
Then again, Britney was never about artistic expression. Nor were any of these Pop Idol people, for example.
As a musician and as an artist, I cannot see how essentially giving your self-respect away can further your art. I live for what I create. What I create lives for me. It's a never ending cycle.
Then again, Britney was never about artistic expression. Nor were any of these Pop Idol people, for example.
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New Strato tour bus
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Of course he's kidding. There will be "KOSKENKORVA" on new Strato tour busStratoTimo wrote:You must be kiddingmiditek wrote:New Strato tour bus
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Cool!miditek wrote:New Strato tour bus
I love Jagermeister!
But, I think Metallica stole that bus!
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Tolkki must be a Tennessee Volunteers fan- I didn't realize that he could get those SEC games on the TV in Finland.Martine wrote:Send that resume to me too, I'd fancy a new guitarist, specially if he wears orange shorts
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"Hey, check out this this riff I just invented. Sounds cool, doesn't it ?"
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Or maybe... "Oh shit, how does this song continue?"Fuuso wrote:
"Hey, check out this this riff I just invented. Sounds cool, doesn't it ?"
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Or, better :
"Look, Lauri, I have it longer than yours!"
"Oh, right, Timo! But mine is louder than hell!"
"Look, Lauri, I have it longer than yours!"
"Oh, right, Timo! But mine is louder than hell!"
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Guess Who?
No, its not Marilyn Monroe.
Cool! I love those red leather boots! Match my couch perfectly!
No, its not Marilyn Monroe.
Cool! I love those red leather boots! Match my couch perfectly!
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Think hard, ST. Think. She WAS a member of Strato!
She is doing pretty well these days.
She is doing pretty well these days.
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Re: Funny Strato pics
Well, going back to real actual Strato members, here a funny pic taken last week, during Kotipelto's visit to Peru.
You can see more pics at TK's Peruvian Street Team site.
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You can see more pics at TK's Peruvian Street Team site.
Rock On!
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Dawn_is_Here wrote:Well, going back to real actual Strato members, here a funny pic taken last week, during Kotipelto's visit to Peru.
You can see more pics at TK's Peruvian Street Team site.
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A real and authentic Laurisorius drinking a beer!!?
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TOLKKI!browneyedgirl wrote:Guess Who?
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Yeah. With a blonde wig.exe knight wrote:TOLKKI!browneyedgirl wrote:Guess Who?
Seriously, some people must be interested because there has been over 2,000 views to this topic in the few days those pics have been posted!
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How did you come to this??browneyedgirl wrote:She is gone, but definitely not forgotten!
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I'd like to know that also!black death wrote:How did you come to this??browneyedgirl wrote:She is gone, but definitely not forgotten!
I don't know that what I would have done if Miss.K is in Strato now
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