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Here are the lyrics. A translation into English would be much appreciated.

Vapaus

Hiljaa, hiljaa kuulen kutsun tän
Pidän kiinni nyt mä palleistain, ne on mun ystäväin
Kuulen kutsun peniskateuden
Kun en pysty edes kusemaan katsomatta viereen
Painan pään ulko.. hihihih, vittu!
Muista pyyhkii aina Embolla tai susi sinut vie

Mar.. vittu.. marssin tahtiin Timo Tolkin, poika jumalan
Kun kuoli sinun puolesta ja voitti humalan
Helvetti sua odottaa, raukka syntinen
Sun luojaas täytyy pelätä ja kunnioittaa

Viimein vaihdoin sukupuoleni
Naisen ruumiissa on kivempi maassa tallustaa
Ystäväni on Chris Owen
Mäkin kirjan kohta julkaisen ja paljastan mä poveni
Painan pään ulkokäymälään
Muista pyyhkii aina Embolla tai susi ja Pekka sinut vie

Laulu tää on vailla merkitystä
Sanat soljuu itsestään
Nettiriippuvuus on huono ystävä
Nopee yhteys on ainoo ratkaisu

Liberty/Freedom

Silently, silently I hear this call
I hold my balls, they are my friends
I hear the call of penis envy
When I can't even urinate without looking beside me
I push my head out... hihihih, fuck!
Remember to wipe with Embo or wolf will take you

Mar.. fuck.. marching on the rhythm of Timo Tolkki, the son of god
When he died for you and defeated intoxication
Hell is waiting for you, poor sinner
You have to fear and respect your creator

Finally I changed my sex
It's better to walk the earth in woman's body
Chris Owen is my friend
I will also publish a book soon and expose my bosom
I push the head in out (...or something) lavatory
Remember to wipe with Embo or wolf and Pekka will take you

This song is meaningles
The words come (...not exactly, but something like that) spontaneously
Net-addiction is a bad friend
Fast connection is the only solution



That is very poor and quickly and loosely done translation and it's much better (and funnier) in Finnish. Someone else, who speaks better english can correct some part if neccessary.

Edit: I corrected few words.

what the hell is this? Lyrics to finnish demo of Liberty? The same that is on Elements Pt.2? oh, come on.... disgusting, TK sings this?

really, it's hard to believe...

It's Vapaus n00bZ.

Electric Eye wrote:what the hell is this? Lyrics to finnish demo of Liberty? The same that is on Elements Pt.2? oh, come on.... disgusting, TK sings this?

really, it's hard to believe...

Well I think it's very funny. Don't take it so seriously.

I think its disgusting too.

Mormegil wrote:Well I think it's very funny. Don't take it so seriously.

but I cannot imagine those beautiful melody with such words...
and I don't want to
but in some extent it might be funny indeed...

Mormegil wrote:

Electric Eye wrote:what the hell is this? Lyrics to finnish demo of Liberty? The same that is on Elements Pt.2? oh, come on.... disgusting, TK sings this?

really, it's hard to believe...

Well I think it's very funny. Don't take it so seriously.

I think it's brilliant!! I'd missed a couple of things when I read the translation before, and now I like those lyrics more!!

Even better than "Fantasia, ham and cheese and onions, sometimes paprika.. will you order now!"

Yeah, it's a hilarious song, this Vapaus.. it's good that it was translated now. A lot of people can't get the whole thing when they don't know the meaning of the words.

i don't see the sense of the song , is very hilarious , n' i think is disguntin', i mean for me the song doesn't have any sense

I love it! It's hilarious... I made my mother listen to it a long time ago but never told her what he was singing

But ... yeah, it's just silly. I mean, if lyrics aren't written, he's jsut singing whatever comes to mind, right? Do you guys think the "lasagna" demo is gross too? hehe...

Wow, it rocks They should have released it on the regular album, just like Fantasia.

MaFiaBoY wrote:Wow, it rocks They should have released it on the regular album, just like Fantasia.

w00t? I don't get it, what's the connection between these two songs in this topic.

Beast_Pete wrote:

MaFiaBoY wrote:Wow, it rocks They should have released it on the regular album, just like Fantasia.

w00t? I don't get it, what's the connection between these two songs in this topic.

Because Fantasia Demo is the same kind of brillant shit and it's also released as a bonus track.

But it's not on the regular version of EI.

Does someone have the lyrics of Fantasia Demo? I can't understand what TK is singing, but it is something about pizza.

I think liberty is one of the worst song in the strato's history. It's a clear plagiarism of Guardians by Helloween.

Someone with some spare time in their hands could also translate the Stratovarius Revolution Renaissance demos. I only remember the part it doesn't matter in joulupöytä as long as you'll find kilo kinkku(u) as of now...

But, yeah, I think Vapaus is one of the greatest things that's been ever released! ^^ The best thing is certain people might get offended because of the words, for real! "Omg, Stratovarius, my heroes, did this awful, awful song! This can't be real! The guy translating this must think this is a funny joke - this can't be right!" C'mon, people...

Painan pään ulkokäymälään... More like I bend my head into out house. And I think it means the out door closet. Yeah, I know, no closets in the outhouses, but in the lack of the better word... outhouse pot?

Sanat soljuu itsestään is more like The words flow by themselves, word-by-word.

I'd translate it myself but the one above is good enough to get the picture.

But, dang, it could also be translated such it actually rhymes... Kind of.

Silent, silent, I hear this call
I hold on to my balls now, they are the friends of mine
I hear the call of penis jealousy
As I cannot even urinate without looking next to me

And so forth...

iron_thunder wrote: I mean, if lyrics aren't written, he's jsut singing whatever comes to mind, right?

It just made me laugh reading that ex-tempore 'sing anything, it's just demo' -nonsense

It's much funnier and attitude packed in Finnish really

I allready found the Fantasia demo lyrics. They are indeed about TK's pizza restaurant!

rikkertje wrote:I allready found the Fantasia demo lyrics. They are indeed about TK's pizza restaurant!

Well post 'em here

Tero-75 wrote:

rikkertje wrote:I allready found the Fantasia demo lyrics. They are indeed about TK's pizza restaurant!

Well post 'em here

Haha okay!

Welcome to my place, it’s pizza time
All kinds of fillings, here you will find
So let me introduce you this pizza
It’s so delicious and very …

Fantasia
Ham and cheese and onions
Sometimes paprika
Will you order now
Fantasia
Number one this restaurant, of this area
At your service we are, please come
Welcome to Fantasia

Cooks are the best, between my restaurant
Better than you've ever, ever seen
We also make delicious lasagna
Come and taste my friend
Come and taste my friend

We are open now
Choose your pizza or die

Fantasia
Ham and cheese and onions
Sometimes paprika
Will you order now
Fantasia
Number one this restaurant, of this area
At your service we are, please come
Welcome

Fantasia
Ham and cheese and onions
Sometimes paprika
Will you order now
Fantasia
Number one this restaurant, of this area
At your service we are, please come
Welcome

Mormegil wrote:Liberty/Freedom

Silently, silently I hear this call
I hold my balls, they are my friends
I hear the call of penis envy
When I can't even urinate without looking beside me
I push my head out... hihihih, fuck!
Remember to wipe with Embo or wolf will take you

Mar.. fuck.. marching on the rhythm of Timo Tolkki, the son of god
When he died for you and defeated intoxication
Hell is waiting for you, poor sinner
You have to fear and respect your creator

Finally I changed my sex
It's better to walk the earth in woman's body
Chris Owen is my friend
I will also publish a book soon and expose my bosom
I push the head in out (...or something) lavatory
Remember to wipe with Embo or wolf and Pekka will take you

This song is meaningles
The words come (...not exactly, but something like that) spontaneously
Net-addiction is a bad friend
Fast connection is the only solution



That is very poor and quickly and loosely done translation and it's much better (and funnier) in Finnish. Someone else, who speaks better english can correct some part if neccessary.

Edit: I corrected few words.

Good lyrics....

Funny lyrics.

For those who don't know about Vapaus. And that "Fantasia" demo version was hilarious as hell too !

do you know how to find fantasia demo?

seems theres nothing on youtube...

foerg wrote:do you know how to find fantasia demo?

seems theres nothing on youtube...

Nah, I only heard it once via Google, but never was able to find it again; so I doubtfully think you'll find it at YT