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I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:09 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
......until today.
Today at my job i saw a 20-year-old Jens Johansson playing with Ninja Turtles.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
Over the course of our conversation, i began to notice that the dude was pretty good-looking. I started wondering to myself...."Gee, i wonder if Jens is totally hot and i just never noticed?"
Just my random musing for the day.
\m/ You fuckin' rock, Jens. \m/
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:58 am
by Beast_Pete
Jens iz teh God.
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 3:12 am
by browneyedgirl
Yes, Jen is cute, but you should have sw pics of him 20+ years ago! OOOO--LA-LA! He was VERY Cute!

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 6:37 am
by Allison
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:39 am
by Twilightsymphony
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:33 am
by Laura
Of course he is!!!!!!!!! Jens was and IS very CUTE. And I´m not talking only about his looks, he is so LOVELY :luv3:
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:13 pm
by Gnosis_and_Life
Yeah, Jens rules!!!

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:59 am
by browneyedgirl
Laura wrote:Of course he is!!!!!!!!! Jens was and IS very CUTE. And I´m not talking only about his looks, he is so LOVELY :luv3:
He is also one of the most talented keyboardists in the musical world.

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:34 pm
by Beast_Pete
browneyedgirl wrote:Laura wrote:Of course he is!!!!!!!!! Jens was and IS very CUTE. And I´m not talking only about his looks, he is so LOVELY :luv3:
He is also one of the most talented keyboardists in the musical world.

He IS the TALENTED keyboardist in the musical world.

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 7:32 pm
by pillango
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:27 pm
by Holy Light
Jens is the founder of Keyboard Shredding in Neoclassical Metal. He was a bad ass player back in the 80's and still holds his ground. It's hard to say anyone is better than the founder of the style. Same goes for Yngwie. These guys will always be on the top for me. Thanks for all your great solos and inspiration!
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:04 pm
by Beast_Pete
And what about Van Hallen? And about May? And Hendrix? They were great guitarist as well, who found out many things about playing the guitar in a stranger way, than before them.
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:34 am
by Holy Light
Everyone has their own preferences. Uli Jon Roth and Blackmore technically started neoclassical rock. Yngwie just took it to a new level. When I speak of a neoclassical metal, that's what I mean. Halen and Hendrix are bad ass, but I wouldn't relate them to Yngwie's style. Of course, Yngwie is a big Hendrix fan. Really, Jens is like the Yngwie of keyboards. I don't know why I started on this. Anyway, Jens Rules!
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:08 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Jens does rule. But......SLIGHTLY a bit more elevated in my view (although by virtually nothing) is Vitalij Kuprij.

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:09 am
by Holy Light
Vitalij, Jens, and Richard Andersson are my favorites. Richard has agreed to play two solos on my album that I will be writing. I hope Jens agrees to do something too, that will rule!
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:28 pm
by browneyedgirl
Another nice Pic of Jens!

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:33 pm
by browneyedgirl
pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Was it my Ex? Are you from the States? I figure TT has lots of "twins" because he has that average big guy look about him. Which is nice, actually!

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:26 pm
by pillango
browneyedgirl wrote:pillango wrote:[
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Was it my Ex? Are you from the States? I figure TT has lots of "twins" because he has that average big guy look about him. Which is nice, actually!

Well, if your Ex is Hungarian, he might be that guy.

By the way, you have never told that your Ex looks like Timo. Or am I visiting this forum too rarely?
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm
by Beast_Pete
Holy Light wrote:Everyone has their own preferences. Uli Jon Roth and Blackmore technically started neoclassical rock. Yngwie just took it to a new level. When I speak of a neoclassical metal, that's what I mean. Halen and Hendrix are bad ass, but I wouldn't relate them to Yngwie's style. Of course, Yngwie is a big Hendrix fan. Really, Jens is like the Yngwie of keyboards. I don't know why I started on this. Anyway, Jens Rules!
I was pointing to other rock stíles, not neoclassical rock.
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:33 pm
by Beast_Pete
pillango wrote:browneyedgirl wrote:pillango wrote:[
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Was it my Ex? Are you from the States? I figure TT has lots of "twins" because he has that average big guy look about him. Which is nice, actually!

Well, if your Ex is Hungarian, he might be that guy.

By the way, you have never told that your Ex looks like Timo. Or am I visiting this forum too rarely?
And haven't you realised yet,that there's a topic for Hungarians in the 'Other Languages' section? (magyarok vagyunk, vagy nem?

úgyhog nézzél fel arra a topicra légyszíves

)
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:38 pm
by tkbdadsgshim
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:30 pm
by browneyedgirl
pillango wrote:browneyedgirl wrote:pillango wrote:[
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Was it my Ex? Are you from the States? I figure TT has lots of "twins" because he has that average big guy look about him. Which is nice, actually!

Well, if your Ex is Hungarian, he might be that guy.

By the way, you have never told that your Ex looks like Timo. Or am I visiting this forum too rarely?
Theres some resemblance, definitely-the nose, height&weight,complexion,dimples, hair color&length. Except TTs eyes are blue&my Ex's are brown.He is also 15 years older than TT. Yea-I made the mistake of marrying a much older man--there's a lesson to be learned from that.

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Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:45 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
browneyedgirl wrote:pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
Was it my Ex? Are you from the States? I figure TT has lots of "twins" because he has that average big guy look about him. Which is nice, actually!

I guess i have nothing intelligent to add to this particular offshoot of conversation except that my ex....i mean, the guy i'm dating now....yeah, now.....looks like TwilightSymphony. I realize that bears absolutely no relevance.
And perhaps he shall listen to stratovarius! I have not seen him since that day, but he seemed especially curious and he did say he was going to look up this Jens guy. So maybe he'll discover Stratovarius by that route. (Although i stressed that Jens had played with Dio because i knew he'd forget 'Stratovarius', and he'd sure as hell forget Jens' name.)
@Holy Light: Thanks for mentioning Richard Andersson. I have no idea who he is but i plan to change that. I had particularly been looking for some new keyboardists to listen to.....
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:32 am
by Holy Light
Richard is an amazing keyboardist.
http://www.anderssonmusic.com/
He has very similar lead sounds to Jens. I remember him leaving a comment in an interview saying that Jens is the only guy who is doing something unique in the genre.
I hope to be on his compilations album. He hasn't announced the names of the players yet.
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:05 pm
by Izis_TheLunaSplendar
Hmmm. Mr. Johansson was (and still is) really cute indeed.
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:14 am
by LittleHarry
pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
well i had experienced a girl which looked like Timo Tolkki...
Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:51 am
by browneyedgirl
LittleHarry wrote:pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
well i had experienced a girl which looked like Timo Tolkki...

Very tall, I suppose

Could she play guitar as well?

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:13 pm
by LittleHarry
browneyedgirl wrote:LittleHarry wrote:pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
well i had experienced a girl which looked like Timo Tolkki...

Very tall, I suppose

Could she play guitar as well?

don`t know she ran away when she saw me...

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:14 pm
by browneyedgirl
LittleHarry wrote:browneyedgirl wrote:LittleHarry wrote:pillango wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:......until today.
Of course, because i'm an idiot, i assumed that maybe he had heard of Stratovarius.
"Wow, dude, how many times a day do people tell you that you completely look like Jens Johansson??"
I was met with the most bizarre look i'd ever received in my life. "Whaaat? Who??". So i filled him in, and we began to talk about various other things that came up.
I had a couple of years ago the same experience with a guy who looked like Timo Tolkki...
Had you convinced him to :music: some Strato?
well i had experienced a girl which looked like Timo Tolkki...

Very tall, I suppose

Could she play guitar as well?

don`t know she ran away when she saw me...

OH, she was shy, too!

Maybe it was TTs daughter? (That was a stupid thing to say

) Nah, probably there's lots of tall, dark-haired females in the world who resemble Tolkki!

*Check Weight Watchers&the World Womens Wrestling Association.

*I know that was mean, cruel&uncalled for, but TT has a weird, black sense of humor, too&hopefully knows I was just kidding. :jump2: At least I did not call him a yerk!

Re: I never noticed what a hottie Jens is....... ;-)
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:48 am
by browneyedgirl
Someone I'm partying with has dared me to post this oldie, but goodie pic.
Is that Jens on the LEFT? If so, he was a cutie, wasn't he?
