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So any news on going to Monterrey ? Any plans even? come on, It aint like you whont be well recived here! Besides, a rare bunch of filthy rich people here go to conserts just for kicks ( even thou they know nothing of the band) so, droping speed of light and Holy Light will gain you HUGE popularity/income

K.Mage101 wrote:So any news on going to Monterrey ? Any plans even? come on, It aint like you whont be well recived here! Besides, a rare bunch of filthy rich people here go to conserts just for kicks ( even thou they know nothing of the band) so, droping speed of light and Holy Light will gain you HUGE popularity/income

Yeah, unfortunately Monterrey has been taken off the schedule because of the horrific incident backstage last time. Apparently there was a cocktail olive which had its filling go missing. The whole band was severely traumatized by this. I still have nightmares about peeking into a cocktail olive and and I wake up in a sweat screaming "who's in here? who's in here? no one!"

Also it seems Brazil and Chile is completely out of question, or anywhere in Europe south of the 60th parallel (for astrological reasons). But we do have a handful of US dates, one gig in Argentina (because we love Argentina so much more than we love the other countries in South America) and on top of that, a 68 gig tour of the Antarctic booked. I don't know how they will get the PA down there, but that's not my problem! I understand they have a lot of penguins down there. We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

Seriously, it's a bit early to talk pro or con individual cities. There are so many factors that go into the whole thing. I always did enjoy Monterrey! Hey it even has a Carl's Jr...

good mother of god!!!!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOl <drops to the floor laughing>

Jens, he is my brother and we both love carls jr. nest time you guys come we could take you there
[day dream abruptly ends.... ]

JensJohansson wrote:a 68 gig tour of the Antarctic booked. I don't know how they will get the PA down there, but that's not my problem! I understand they have a lot of penguins down there. We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

There's nothing more to say besides :funhi: and

Wahuhuahuahuh----- Btw for a poor cursed European, what is Carl's Jr??????

JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? that's not fair with your fans!
I don't love you anymore

Cristiane wrote:

JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? that's not fair with your fans!
I don't love you anymore

There ain't no polar bears in the Antarctic, they are in the Arctic

MaFiaBoY wrote:

Cristiane wrote:

JensJohansson wrote:We'll have the biggest penguin audience of any rock band. Well, OK, any melodic power metal rock band. I heard Deep Purple were there in 1998 and they had 1.3 billion penguins in the audience.

What about the polar bears?!?! How could you forget them!? that's not fair with your fans!
I don't love you anymore

There ain't no polar bears in the Antarctic, they are in the Arctic

really? shame on me
despite of my ignorance, could we chance the orions from polar bears to sea lions (they also can be found in the Antartic )

well there is something true in that... Argentina Rulz
Aguante el heavy nacionaL!!!

yea, I know it's hard to pick individual cyties, but PLEASE consider!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND HAS JENS' STRATOVARIUS SING OF APPROVAL STICKER ON!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS!!!!!! GRAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *has sizure, with foam coming out of my mouth*DO IT FOR THE PINGUINS!!!!!

(1590+13)

Jens is obsessed to Carl's.

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE CARLS JR??? poor bastards
(by the way it is a fast food restaurant but hs reall meat instead of the grounded rats they use at Mcdonalds )

stratoplayer wrote:YOU GUYS DONT HAVE CARLS JR??? poor bastards
(by the way it is a fast food restaurant but hs reall meat instead of the grounded rats they use at Mcdonalds )

I assume rats wouldnt be that lucrative, as it is hard to get an adequate percentage of meat from one particular rat, although it might be of use that they arent as demanding in means of food than "real" animals would be. On the other hand, while you can process one cow, you just cant get enough rats running down the factory, so from an economical point of view i wouldnt necessarily say that rats could be used as a cheap alternative for "real meat". Not to mention the differences in quality, you know, the animal husbandry for rats just recently started to develop, so it might be hard to find an adequate staff for managing all this. A positive side effect would be though, that after a nuclear war you would still be able to create an successful, meat based, fast food concern, which might be of use. Of course we dont know yet if there will be some kind of circle of customers, yet it is good to be prepared.

Hell, i´m bored

what factory??? i was talking about the kitchens!

Rats in the kitchen? Nah.. thats too random, nothing you could rely on

remember indiana jones and the temple of doom? replace the bugs with rats
or in the sewers in the last crucade

Meh, I personally think about fast food (xept Carls Jr.) this way:


1980's-1990's= "meat" made by malasian children in sweatshops
2000's-beyond= "meat" made from malasian children...

We got "max" here in Sweden and they use 100% swedish meat. Mouahahaha

are you certain???

Jens, again: will the band come to Colombia soon?
please, i need to see all of you live