Why did you cut your hair?

Libanez · Post by **Libanez** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:00 am

aahahahahahahahahahah!
option b
timo why u decided to cut it?!

Twilightsymphony · Post by **Twilightsymphony** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:16 am

Libanez wrote:aahahahahahahahahahah!
option b
timo why u decided to cut it?!

Well, isnt it obvious? It will be like with Metallica back in the 90´s. They´ll become a mainstream rockband with an irrelevant touch

Aresius · Post by **Aresius** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:47 am

Twilightsymphony wrote:
Libanez wrote:aahahahahahahahahahah!
option b
timo why u decided to cut it?!
Well, isnt it obvious? It will be like with Metallica back in the 90´s. They´ll become a mainstream rockband with an irrelevant touch

I didnt understud but if im correct that was preatty stupid

BlackPhoenix · Post by **BlackPhoenix** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:41 am

Timo, you have any more pictures of your short hair? (I'd like them with your face under the hair

) The new bandpic is realy dark...

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:10 pm

I sense a repeat of the whole 'Why did Bruce Dickinson cut his hair etc. etc. blah blah blah blah' thing.

Who cares. Does anyone care what sort of deodorant Koti uses? Or what shampoo Jari uses? Or whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinager in his salad?

I think not.

death_on_a_harley · Post by **death_on_a_harley** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:40 pm

NeonVomit wrote:I sense a repeat of the whole 'Why did Bruce Dickinson cut his hair etc. etc. blah blah blah blah' thing.

Who cares. Does anyone care what sort of deodorant Koti uses? Or what shampoo Jari uses? Or whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinager in his salad?

I think not.

I'm sorry to post this, but that is an appalling analogy, I'm sure Timo has just reasons for the loss of his beautiful hair, but to compare to balsamic vinegar is ridiculous.

soulforged the secon · Post by **soulforged the secon** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:53 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:
death_on_a_harley wrote:Timo, why did you cut your hair? It was so pretty before
I didn´t cut it, what do you meen?
The scissors cut it.

who the hell are the scissors?!?!?!??!?!?!

Twilightsymphony · Post by **Twilightsymphony** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:13 pm

death_on_a_harley wrote: I'm sorry to post this, but that is an appalling analogy, I'm sure Timo has just reasons for the loss of his beautiful hair, but to compare to balsamic vinegar is ridiculous.

Well but its equally unrelevant, isnt it?

@Aresius: I wasnt too serious with that i think.

TimoTolkki · Post by **TimoTolkki** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:24 pm

Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

skar · Post by **skar** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:36 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

I think that "europe/ van halen" stylish long hairs looks

in head of middle age gentleman.

I think TT is looking now very cool rock star.

Allthought i prefer watching people like Charlize Theron

soulforged the secon · Post by **soulforged the secon** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:30 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

at least i hope you've solld it....i've heared that one can take much by selling his hair...........

Aresius · Post by **Aresius** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:32 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

jeje it seems like all rockstars some day get tired of the long hair

Fireblade · Post by **Fireblade** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:45 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

Me too. Can I borrow the scissors?

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:46 pm

death_on_a_harley wrote:
to compare to balsamic vinegar is ridiculous.

Exactly my point, this whole thread is ridiculous. He just cut his hair. Simple. It's not really a big deal, but so many people seem to think it is... O_o

Cristiane · Post by **Cristiane** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:48 pm

NeonVomit wrote: Exactly my point, this whole thread is ridiculous. He just cut his hair. Simple. It's not really a big deal, but so many people seem to think it is... O_o

clap clap clap!!!
Finally!

cliff · Post by **cliff** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:43 pm

NeonVomit wrote: Exactly my point, this whole thread is ridiculous. He just cut his hair. Simple. It's not really a big deal, but so many people seem to think it is... O_o

Some of those topics here are totally stupid.
"Who is the best singer ? Kotipelto or Tolkki ?"
or
"What is your favorite guitar solo in %complete_here_with_eachalbum_title%"
or
"What is the best song among the worst songs"

maybe soon we'll have a topic "how many times do you go to toilets a day" or "guys, how often do you shave your face?"

IceBreaker · Post by **IceBreaker** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:04 pm

cliff wrote: Some of those topics here are totally stupid.
maybe soon we'll have a topic "how many times do you go to toilets a day" or "guys, how often do you shave your face?"

Why did you wrote those "topic ideas", now someone can start those topics well sooner or later.

Electric Eye · Post by **Electric Eye** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:50 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

This answer is worthy this discussion which in my opinion is pointless and ridiculous, that's why I'm finding those words really funny

cliff · Post by **cliff** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:32 pm

Electric Eye wrote:
TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.
This answer is worthy this discussion which in my opinion is pointless and ridiculous, that's why I'm finding those words really funny

indeed

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:33 pm

cliff wrote:
Electric Eye wrote:
TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.
This answer is worthy this discussion which in my opinion is pointless and ridiculous, that's why I'm finding those words really funny
indeed

Yep I second that, those were wise sords Timo

Nightmare1z · Post by **Nightmare1z** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:44 am

I will never listen to Stratovarius again...

Sell out's!!!

Joke joke! I agree, who the hell cares?! The music is what matters. They could be penguins up there. If they made the same music I would still go to the concerts. Rock on Tolkki!

JF Knight Of Steel · Post by **JF Knight Of Steel** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:18 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:Ok, here is the real reason. I grew tired of being a woman.

It is your own choice Timo.. and you are still the same great musician and composer to me! ^^

Stay True \m/

c.h. · Post by **c.h.** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:39 pm

I cut my hair because my dad and mom forced me to

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:39 pm

Or whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinager in his salad?

Now that you mention it, I would like to know whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinegar in his salad. Knowledge is power, after all.

dupinguez · Post by **dupinguez** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:49 pm

Big Red wrote:
Or whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinager in his salad?
Now that you mention it, I would like to know whether or not Jorg enjoys balsamic vinegar in his salad. Knowledge is power, after all.

Do you really think that knowing if jorg enjoys balsamic vinegar or not will make you more powerfull??

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:53 am

Yes, of course. It's all in my master plan. I learn everything about Jorg, try to look exactly the same and when nobody's looking WHAM! and I take his place. Hah!

The salad shall be mine.

dupinguez · Post by **dupinguez** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:24 pm

I hope you will have some double-bass training until that moment because eating salad is not the only skill of jorg

Veripalttu · Post by **Veripalttu** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:19 pm

TimoTolkki wrote:
death_on_a_harley wrote:Timo, why did you cut your hair? It was so pretty before
I didn´t cut it, what do you meen?
The scissors cut it.

Who was responsible for the scissors that cut your hair?

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:03 pm

I hope you will have some double-bass training until that moment because eating salad is not the only skill of jorg

No, no, you have it all wrong. That was only the beginning of my Master Plan. I will play guitar. I will first replace Jorg to infiltrate the group and start a mutiny to kick Tolkki out of the band. Then, the Almighty Jorg who will be I will become the lead Stratovarius guitarist and a random fool will become the new drummer. Then I will rule with the power of the universe!

And yes, I am aware that eating salad is not the only skill of Jorg. However, I also do not wish do downplay his enormous talent for eating salad, and I would not for a moment wish his other skills to get in the way of his superb gastronomic capabilities.

Patricia · Post by **Patricia** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:01 pm

cliff wrote:
NeonVomit wrote: Exactly my point, this whole thread is ridiculous. He just cut his hair. Simple. It's not really a big deal, but so many people seem to think it is... O_o
Some of those topics here are totally stupid.
"Who is the best singer ? Kotipelto or Tolkki ?"
or
"What is your favorite guitar solo in %complete_here_with_eachalbum_title%"
or
"What is the best song among the worst songs"

maybe soon we'll have a topic "how many times do you go to toilets a day" or "guys, how often do you shave your face?"

Maybe...

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