JensJohansson is a geek

En extremt tråkig pe · Post by **En extremt tråkig pe** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:21 am

I would never have thought this, but he is. He waxes lyrically about things like databases, applying phpbb patches, vmware sandboxes, x86 assembly, SQL queries, buffer overruns, logs, peer clouds, setting up robot machines, perl and last but certainly not least OpenBSD!!

That shit isn't metal!?! Do you think Lars sits up all night editing httpd.conf on the Metallica website?! Hell no, he's far to busy with his art collection and banging on his trash can for that!

Now that we've established this fact, I have only one question for JensJohansson: emacs or vi?

Before you answer, be aware that my Slashdot id is almost certainly lower than yours.

Reroute2Remain · Post by **Reroute2Remain** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:41 am

En extremt tråkig person wrote:I would never have thought this, but he is. He waxes lyrically about things like databases, applying phpbb patches, vmware sandboxes, x86 assembly, SQL queries, buffer overruns, logs, peer clouds, setting up robot machines, perl and last but certainly not least OpenBSD!!

That shit isn't metal!?! Do you think Lars sits up all night editing httpd.conf on the Metallica website?! Hell no, he's far to busy with his art collection and banging on his trash can for that!

Now that we've established this fact, I have only one question for JensJohansson: emacs or vi?

Before you answer, be aware that my Slashdot id is almost certainly lower than yours.

Do you think he seems like a boring guy? You're right, he only posts here about boring geeky stuff. He seems to be a total geek yes.

But he's also definitely metal.

Just watch that Infinite Visions DVD!!

Michael^ · Post by **Michael^** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:20 am

Jens not metal ?
Are you out of your fucking mind
Jens blood is pure METAL \m/

\m/

CottonCandy · Post by **CottonCandy** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:22 am

I bet the person who posted this is Jens himself pulling off a joke!

But, in case not: Guy, watch what you say about Jens! He is very cool, and one of the most easygoing guys ever. And, computer stuff is VERY cool, imho! So, watch the cutting remarks! And, yes, he is kinda cute.

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:08 am

Well, there certainly aren't a lot of people gifted with the beautiful vernacular that is distinctly Jensish.

Queen Diamond · Post by **Queen Diamond** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:37 am

Oh... I asked the same to Jens in a email with other of my stupid questions!!! I don't know if Jens remember this... but my "inspiration" for this rare question was his homepage. Jens always work with computers, programs and all these sort of things...

Megan wrote:I think he´s cute

I think the same

So much people have a "geek" inside... me too!!

but I'm not so cool like Jens...

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:03 am

Jens blew up a fucking toilet. Nothing is more metal than that.

Queen Diamond · Post by **Queen Diamond** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:08 am

Jack wrote:Jens blew up a fucking toilet. Nothing is more metal than that.

I tried to make this one time...

En extremt tråkig pe · Post by **En extremt tråkig pe** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:33 am

Some of you seem to think geek is a derogatory term when in fact it is the highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a man!

CottonCandy · Post by **CottonCandy** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:34 pm

En extremt tråkig person wrote:Some of you seem to think geek is a derogatory term when in fact it is the highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a man!

Yep--Steve Jobs&Bill Gates are real hot guys!

Hey, I heard IQ is in proportion to......Oh, never mind.

Its like that myth of shoe size.

In a passionate moment what do you rather hear?"Oh, you are the sweetest geek in the whole world?"
Or, "You are the best in the west, baby'?

But, yes, in a sense "GEEK" is a compliment because it means the person is high intellect. Its better than being called a "RETARD/DORK" thats for sure!

Elazul · Post by **Elazul** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:58 pm

Jack wrote:Jens blew up a fucking toilet. Nothing is more metal than that.

Yeah that was amazing

:banana1: :banana2:

:banana2: :banana1:

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:41 pm

And he did it in my country and in my city.

Beat my city in metalness.

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:13 pm

The geeks rule the world.

"Blessed are the geek, for they shall inherit the earth."

Post by **JensJohansson** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:07 pm

En extremt tråkig person wrote: JensJohansson: emacs or vi?

It's worse. Much worse. Much much worse. I use some ancient and obsolete thing called MicroEMACS. It is never available anywhere so I constantly have to make new binaries.. http://jens.org/stuff/microemacs/

Although it's gained some sort of "freak show" popularity the last 8 years because it's also happens to be Linus Torvald's favorite editor.

I never properly learned to use vi. I know how to exit vi by typing :q and then pkg_add uemacs-4.0.tgz or whatever else is necessary

En extremt tråkig person wrote: Before you answer, be aware that my Slashdot id is almost certainly lower than yours.

I never post there!

Too many geeks.

I have to say I do primarily view muself as a musician! This geek stuff is just my hobby sort of.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:10 pm

JensJohansson wrote: I have to say I do primarily view muself as a musician! This geek stuff is just my hobby sort of.

Easy to say, even if you built your first ever keyboard yourself

Stratofanius · Post by **Stratofanius** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:27 pm

Elazul wrote:
Jack wrote:Jens blew up a fucking toilet. Nothing is more metal than that.
Yeah that was amazing

:banana1: :banana2: :banana2: :banana1:

Really, that wasn't so funny to me. Infinite Visions has many more times better "jokes" than this toilet-explode...

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:40 pm

Stratofanius wrote:Really, that wasn't so funny to me. Infinite Visions has many more times better "jokes" than this toilet-explode...

think of it as artistic, or better yet, pure metal madness!

Aresius · Post by **Aresius** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:22 pm

XD that was pretty stupid, because he likes other things beside music doesnt mean that he is not devoted to it

En extremt tråkig pe · Post by **En extremt tråkig pe** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:36 pm

JensJohansson wrote: I never properly learned to use vi. I know how to exit vi by typing :q and then pkg_add uemacs-4.0.tgz or whatever else is necessary

My brother. It's not necessary for you to use emacs, as long as you do NOT use vi I feel we can become friends.

Reroute2Remain · Post by **Reroute2Remain** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:03 am

En extremt tråkig person wrote:Some of you seem to think geek is a derogatory term when in fact it is the highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a man!

What do you expect when you come in with your first post like that!!

We have had a lot of trolls here

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:41 am

well, i thougth i would find A LOT more die hard fans who could not tolerate the slightest notion of strato not being masters of the universe and or those who seek every potshot against strato, in the troll department i beleive we *the forum* are not that bad

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:12 am

En extremt tråkig person wrote:Some of you seem to think geek is a derogatory term when in fact it is the highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a man!

how?

Anyway, he's not a geek.

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:11 am

Lilith wrote:how?
Anyway, he's not a geek.

meaning he is like a peculiar super nerd in the computers and stuff like that, wierd, unusual and quite unique, but, the difference between an insult a joke and a praise is the intention behind it, thus the thread creator said jens is a geek in a good way.

p.s. i also think he is a geek, but i also think we need more geeks like him in the world

cliff · Post by **cliff** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:00 am

En extremt tråkig person wrote:My brother. It's not necessary for you to use emacs, as long as you do NOT use vi I feel we can become friends.

emacs rule big time compared to vi. I really dunno why vi is still included with unix packages ! It sucks ! It is only used by freaks who wants to show how geek they are

fifthtea_sausage · Post by **fifthtea_sausage** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:31 am

Hey, I heard IQ is in proportion to......Oh, never mind. Its like that myth of shoe size.

INTERESTING. I once heard someone going by the name BROWNEYEDGIRL reference to that myth.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:30 am

fifthtea_sausage wrote:
INTERESTING. I once heard someone going by the name BROWNEYEDGIRL reference to that myth.

Dude, you're obsessed with her or something?

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:52 am

cliff wrote:
En extremt tråkig person wrote:My brother. It's not necessary for you to use emacs, as long as you do NOT use vi I feel we can become friends.
emacs rule big time compared to vi. I really dunno why vi is still included with unix packages ! It sucks ! It is only used by freaks who wants to show how geek they are

Then you have your answer I guess

vi is s0 k3wl man.

CottonCandy · Post by **CottonCandy** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:59 pm

fifthtea_sausage wrote:
Hey, I heard IQ is in proportion to......Oh, never mind. Its like that myth of shoe size.
INTERESTING. I once heard someone going by the name BROWNEYEDGIRL reference to that myth.

Do you live in a cave?

Everybody, Everywhere, knows that stupid saying!

:

StragOvariuS · Post by **StragOvariuS** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:02 pm

CottonCandy wrote:
fifthtea_sausage wrote:
Hey, I heard IQ is in proportion to......Oh, never mind. Its like that myth of shoe size.
INTERESTING. I once heard someone going by the name BROWNEYEDGIRL reference to that myth.

Do you live in a cave? Everybody, Everywhere, knows that stupid saying! :

sherry?

CottonCandy · Post by **CottonCandy** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:13 pm

Lilith wrote:
En extremt tråkig person wrote:Some of you seem to think geek is a derogatory term when in fact it is the highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a man!
how?

Anyway, he's not a geek.

I don't think any of us seriously think he is a geek.

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