A question of life and death (or, Schrodinger's Rat)

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:05 pm

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OK so it's not a rat. It's a mouse, and it lives in the studio. i think he or she is pissing on our food though and generally is not showing proper respect to the rest of us here in the house (namely, me and Jorg).

Here he is (or is it a she..)

Mickey

Now here is the "fun Stratofan involvement" ... YOU get to vote on Mickey's fate....

No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".
-- Greg Bear

exe knight · Post by **exe knight** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:09 pm

Holy ****!

Alright, I voted for life.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:12 pm

If you let it live?

Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:14 pm

... or nephropathia epidemica. Highly detrimental to attempts at record metal.

Inventariado · Post by **Inventariado** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:19 pm

Life.
But it would probably mean that Jens and Jörg find a better environment for him, or at least teach him basic co-existing rules.
Even we consider Greg Bear's quote, being "not innocent" doesn't necessarily mean to deserve death

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:19 pm

mwhahahahha

Obviously, you can't kill that poor mouse!!

You must make a contest, some kind of quizz or something and you must gave as a gift the mouse to the winner.

Mickey must live!! You must create a bonus track about that mouse too.

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:21 pm

Are you guys sure it's not a so called mole sent to infiltrate the camp and do some industrial espionage on your new material?

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:22 pm

That's true o________O

Check his ip inmediately , maybe he is some kind of torrent sites leecher

Miss Destiny · Post by **Miss Destiny** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:23 pm

I hate mice

Kill

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:27 pm

You still unsure about the name? How about rat-o-varius?

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:30 pm

Hey people!! spread the word!!!

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:30 pm

Kill the bastard

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:40 pm

I suggest you put the horrible bastard to sleep. I can see he is a he and that he is something between a rat and a finnish dog. Let Jorg go loose on him with a drumswhirl

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:05 pm

1. Kill it with fire
2. Post pics
3. ? ? ? ?
4. PROFIT!

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:56 pm

If it is a She, you will find out in about a month.

It will be more of them. There is a saying,"If there is one mouse you see, there are 10 others you can't!"
You have to get rid of it someway, they have been known to chew into wires&cause fires. Plus, the health&nastiness factor. :yuk:

My uncle the exterminator says you can get live traps to catch it(or them), then release it like 5 miles away. OR, use mousetraps, or gluetraps(gross). But, I myself would advise you not to use poison because they can die in some inconvienent place, and that smell is one you'll always remember. :yuk:

Get a cat!

Turn it loose in the place, mouse will be gone. No fuss no bother.

eagledreamr · Post by **eagledreamr** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:09 pm

I voted 'Life'.
And post pics of it in the next album, or dedicate it to him/her/it

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:18 pm

Oh yeah. Rat-o-Varius vs. Cat-o-Varius. That could do the trick and be somewhat entertaining as well.

Nevertheless, before you are faced with a serious MOUSE PROBLEM, I'd suggest you stuff sparrows down its throat until the beaks stick out through the stomach walls.

Because, as we psychiatrists have found, over 8 per cent of the population will always be mice. After all, there's something of the mouse in all of us.

Or however it went verbatim. Can't recall exactly...

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:25 pm

Make it epic.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:27 pm

pro life for mice or pro food for cat either way, let the little squeak toy serve a higher purpose.

one possibility is to start singing three blind mice and then run after it with a butchers knife.

set up some sexey decoy mouses and the hunt the mouse with tk's dog whistle voice and a one of those guns that shoots out webs.

become one with the mouse, then have the mouse become on with the outdoors or an owl

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/PROFIT

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:28 pm

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seems death is winning ...

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:31 pm

Tack ska du ha.

Didn't you try to post this earlier? Well, it was worth the wait.

And P.S. Statistics do show that death really is winning. In the grand scheme of things, even.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:38 pm

Post by **JensJohansson** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:39 pm

ps wrote:And P.S. Statistics do show that death really is winning. In the grand scheme of things, even.

-Du fick svart!
-Det passar ju bäst så. Inte sant?

Flakey internet here.

There is the hantavirus issue as well....

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/diseases/hanta/hps/

eagledreamr · Post by **eagledreamr** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:40 pm

Sorry Jens, couldn't refrain from doing this

dirge · Post by **dirge** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:43 pm

It needs some of this!

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:47 pm

Jenssi, Jenssi, Jenssi. Do your homework.

The "sorkfeber" I referred to earlier is a form of hanta. That's what alerted me; you saying that the beast is pissing on your food. Because you can get nephropathia epidemica from dried rodent piss. And maybe from Hanta Claus as well.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:49 pm

dirge · Post by **dirge** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:50 pm

Catovarius?

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:50 pm

I'm gonna buy a RATO-CASTER GUITAR!!!

Let me heeeear youuur voiiice Saoooo Pauuulooooooooo !!

ps · Post by ps » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:54 pm

Oh damn me and my arrogance. I should do my homework for having to google that Bergman quote. Well, at least I admitted to it. We'll say the score is 1-1. OK, Jens?

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