The Land Before Time

[icecab21]

And there is AAAAAAAAAA "Warrior of Artistic Culmination". If that is the most artistic piece you can create than this is certainly not the field for you. You might be able to get Stratowarius to pay you for these though since it seems he loves them to the point of fetish. While these pictures might not get artistic acclaim, if it gets cash or shits and giggles, that can be worth if too.

[NeverendingAbyss]

but it certainly caused among the forum.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

And there is AAAAAAAAAA "Warrior of Artistic Culmination". If that is the most artistic piece you can create than this is certainly not the field for you. You might be able to get Stratowarius to pay you for these though since it seems he loves them to the point of fetish. While these pictures might not get artistic acclaim, if it gets cash or shits and giggles, that can be worth if too.

From now on, every time you hijack this thread with your inane nonsense, i'm posting three "Tolkki is so fat" jokes.

1) Timo Tolkki is so fat that when I told him we won the superbowl, he walked outside with a spoon

2) Timo Tolkki is so fat, he once wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "TAXI!!"

3) Timo Tolkki is so fat, they changed "one size fits all" to "one size fits most"

[icecab21]

ok lets see a lowbrow wanker post three more jokes.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

ok lets see a lowbrow wanker post three more jokes.

Well....we're waiting

[icecab21]

You are waiting for yourself? There is no one else who could logically post three more jokes since you are the only person to have posted three jokes.
It’s AAAAAAAAAA -3
Everyone else -0

The only logical way for you to get out of that is to say that post was not inane nonsense or to say that you lied about your promise to post three jokes when I posted inane nonsense. Either way, it’s pretty much being a lowbrow wanker.

[WARRIOR OF LIGHT]

Timmo so fat he dont need ban. he dont fit on forum.

[browneyedgirl]

ok lets see a lowbrow wanker post three more jokes.

You mean Brainless Wankers? The band?

[icecab21]

There is a community in Oregon called Wanker's Corner; here, Wanker is believed to be the surname of a saloonkeeper who founded an eponymous establishment there in the early 20th century.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeRjdrcKdzg

[browneyedgirl]

Al Bundy's wife, Peg, on "Married With Children" is from Wanker County. And there is a band called V8 Wankers, from Germany, I think.

Isn't Wanker a nickname for "dick"? In other words, dicks have no brain, so Wanker is just another term for stupid?

Wanker=ignorant or dumb.

[DawnIsHere]

Al Bundy's wife, Peg, on "Married With Children" is from Wanker County. And there is a band called V8 Wankers, from Germany, I think.

Isn't Wanker a nickname for "dick"? In other words, dicks have no brain, so Wanker is just another term for stupid?

Wanker=ignorant or dumb.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker

[browneyedgirl]

I think definitions 6 and 7 fit the context of what we are speaking about here, then.

[KilledByDETH]

i thought with the new post of rules jens made this kinda thread will get deleted.

[Ragehead91]

Why? He said that he has no problem with ppl talking shit about Tolkki. He said that he doesn't care any more.

[NeverendingAbyss]

We just have to be "respectful"

[Babylonian]

And there is AAAAAAAAAA "Warrior of Artistic Culmination". If that is the most artistic piece you can create than this is certainly not the field for you. You might be able to get Stratowarius to pay you for these though since it seems he loves them to the point of fetish. While these pictures might not get artistic acclaim, if it gets cash or shits and giggles, that can be worth if too.

From now on, every time you hijack this thread with your inane nonsense, i'm posting three "Tolkki is so fat" jokes.

1) Timo Tolkki is so fat that when I told him we won the superbowl, he walked outside with a spoon

2) Timo Tolkki is so fat, he once wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "TAXI!!"

3) Timo Tolkki is so fat, they changed "one size fits all" to "one size fits most"

I listen brilliant music from a fat guy much rather than crappy music from a muscular idiot playboy. What's wrong is with TT's weight? I really don't care, how much he weigh.

[CottonCandy]

I listen brilliant music from a fat guy........ What's wrong is with TT's weight? I really don't care, how much he weigh.

Your attitude is great! BUT, we all should give the same respect to chubby people who DON'T make brillant music. Just because a person, ANY PERSON, carries an extra 30 or 40 pounds of weight does NOT make them less human, or less a cool person. BUT, Whats the one thing wrong with TTs weight or any other overweight person? Its very unhealthy! Did you ever see TT in his younger days? He was very fit, and very handsome. So, he should know how to be in shape, although that is his business. And, yes, its all about health, especially when people are over 40.

[Babylonian]

I listen brilliant music from a fat guy........ What's wrong is with TT's weight? I really don't care, how much he weigh.

Your attitude is great! BUT, we all should give the same respect to chubby people who DON'T make brillant music. Just because a person, ANY PERSON, carries an extra 30 or 40 pounds of weight does NOT make them less human, or less a cool person.

I agree 110%.

BUT, Whats the one thing wrong with TTs weight or any other overweight person? Its very unhealthy! Did you ever see TT in his younger days? He was very fit, and very handsome. So, he should know how to be in shape, although that is his business. And, yes, its all about health, especially when people are over 40.

Despite of his weight, I think, that TT has healthier lifestyle, than many rockers, who drinks and smoke a lot and even use drugs.

[Stratowarius]

An artistic culmination (by yours truly) of one of Tolkki's regular spiritual epiphanies.




http://img359.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tolkkidh6.png

With a little help from a friend! It worked and we can be amused again.

[Ragehead91]

YEAH!

[DreamT]

What's wrong with you people keep throwing all the shit? I see very immature behaviour here.

Straight-backed keeps to the subjects and doesn't do this kind of stuff.

I know that i will get many here, but that's only from the people that doesn't know better.

And no, I'm not protecting a certain person here, I want to keep bullshit out of music, no matter who's bringing it. But, the solution is NOT to add more bullshit to it.

[Ragehead91]

This thread is very fucking old.

[TimoToikki]

What's wrong with you people keep throwing all the shit? I see very immature behaviour here.

Straight-backed keeps to the subjects and doesn't do this kind of stuff.

I know that i will get many here, but that's only from the people that doesn't know better.

And no, I'm not protecting a certain person here, I want to keep bullshit out of music, no matter who's bringing it. But, the solution is NOT to add more bullshit to it.

Whoever you are. If you would like to continue participating in this forum, I am warning you to change your tone. This can be a very peaceful place if we try.

Hugs,
Timo

PS: Fuck stratovarius

[DreamT]

What's wrong with you people keep throwing all the shit? I see very immature behaviour here.

Straight-backed keeps to the subjects and doesn't do this kind of stuff.

I know that i will get many here, but that's only from the people that doesn't know better.

And no, I'm not protecting a certain person here, I want to keep bullshit out of music, no matter who's bringing it. But, the solution is NOT to add more bullshit to it.

Whoever you are. If you would like to continue participating in this forum, I am warning you to change your tone. This can be a very peaceful place if we try.

Hugs,
Timo

PS: Fuck stratovarius

You had to write something, hadn't you Since it's peace that I'm after, it could be haaaaaaaaaard to change my tone to reach for it. You made my day, thank you!

[Dragon Queen]

Yep yep yep.

[TimoToikki]

You had to write something, hadn't you Since it's peace that I'm after, it could be haaaaaaaaaard to change my tone to reach for it. You made my day, thank you!

All I ask is for us to be respectful, and not to fucking swear or be sarcastic in tone. You're really good at that, aren't you?

Love
Timo

[DreamT]

You had to write something, hadn't you Since it's peace that I'm after, it could be haaaaaaaaaard to change my tone to reach for it. You made my day, thank you!

All I ask is for us to be respectful, and not to fucking swear or be sarcastic in tone. You're really good at that, aren't you?

Love
Timo

Fucking swear?

[AAAAAAAAAA]

You had to write something, hadn't you Since it's peace that I'm after, it could be haaaaaaaaaard to change my tone to reach for it. You made my day, thank you!

All I ask is for us to be respectful, and not to fucking swear or be sarcastic in tone. You're really good at that, aren't you?

Love
Timo

Fucking swear?

A-ha! And further scrutiny will reveal that the last sentence was sarcastic in nature, in spite of his request to suppress such mannerisms! Thusly, one of normal intelligence would conclude that the entire post was a contradiction, intended to make a mockery of the infamous hypocrisy of Timo Tolkki!

It is somewhat regrettable that I had to hold your hand and walk you through this process. Why is humor so damn (darn?) complicated! :rotflmao1:

:rotflmao1: :rotflmao2: :jump2: :tired: :crazy2: :repuke: :puke: :sex1:

[DreamT]

You had to write something, hadn't you Since it's peace that I'm after, it could be haaaaaaaaaard to change my tone to reach for it. You made my day, thank you!

All I ask is for us to be respectful, and not to fucking swear or be sarcastic in tone. You're really good at that, aren't you?

Love
Timo

Fucking swear?

A-ha! And further scrutiny will reveal that the last sentence was sarcastic in nature, in spite of his request to suppress such mannerisms! Thusly, one of normal intelligence would conclude that the entire post was a contradiction, intended to make a mockery of the infamous hypocrisy of Timo Tolkki!

It is somewhat regrettable that I had to hold your hand and walk you through this process. Why is humor so damn (darn?) complicated! :rotflmao1:

:rotflmao1: :rotflmao2: :jump2: :tired: :crazy2: :repuke: :puke: :sex1:

Here it's once again revealed that 'TimoTolkki' in this thread actually are the A'ss. And we're once again flooded with smileys in lack of something more to write.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Here it's once again revealed that 'TimoTolkki' in this thread actually are the A'ss.

WHAT!?