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The Land Before Time
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:40 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
An artistic culmination (by yours truly) of one of Tolkki's regular spiritual epiphanies.
http://img359.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tolkkidh6.png
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:04 pm
by NeverendingAbyss
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:25 pm
by Stratowarius
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:31 pm
by Stratowarius

By the way. Is the legs from a Tyrannosaurus

In that case. DANGEROUS in every space of time.
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:02 pm
by AAAAAAAAAA
This piece was originally titled "Timo Tolkki's Sandwich-Hungry Bite of Tyrannosaurus".
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:11 am
by NeverendingAbyss
Was this made in photoshop? I'm finishing something about the Universe and I'll post it once I'm done!

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:17 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
NeverendingAbyss wrote:Was this made in photoshop? I'm finishing something about the Universe and I'll post it once I'm done!

No this is real footage.
I look forward to seeing your creation here

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:27 am
by NeverendingAbyss
It's not funny and it's not related to Stratovarius (except for the sentence, which is TT's Key to the Universe)
I did it all by myself, so here it is:

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:04 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
Respectable (in fact quite good), but if there was Tolkki eating a sandwich somewhere in there, it would be much better I assure you.

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:33 am
by browneyedgirl
He is eating a "Hero" Sandwich!

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:48 pm
by Dave
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:24 pm
by NeonVomit
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:36 pm
by Mormegil
Haha! It's funny because he is fat.
Seriously dude, put some effort to it.
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:50 pm
by browneyedgirl
OK, you Moderator-wannabe's,

what do we do with this thread?
1. Delete it,
2. Lock it,
3. Turn it into an idolizing, heroworshipping TT thread so it will be acceptable to a certain group of people?
AAAAAAAAAA, what do you think we should do?
4. Just have fun with it like the "yeah!" thread? Now thats an idea.
I have a feeling if it had been anyone than TT being parodied, it would have ben totally OK.
Real cute baby there, giving everyone the bird.

: 2 minutes after my grandson was born he was doing the Vulcan salute, I plan to post that. It was really cute&no photoshop involved.

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:01 pm
by Mormegil
I don't have a problem with anyone making fun of TT, but I've always had problem with lame jokes about person's weight. (See also: Yngwie Malmsteen)
PROTIP: Pulling the "TT-idolising" -card is just as unimaginative as those kind of jokes.

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:32 pm
by icecab21
lets turn it into a cute baby thread. Everyone should support babies.
Does it really take a pro tt person to be against making fun of peoples health problems?
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:52 pm
by AAAAAAAAAA
3. Turn it into an idolizing, heroworshipping TT thread so it will be acceptable to a certain group of people?
AAAAAAAAAA, what do you think we should do?
I didn't even really have any bad intentions with this, just messing with MS paint

To anyone who didn't like it: sorry, I can't be funny always

Here's my second attempt (see, no fat jokes)

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:20 pm
by NeverendingAbyss
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:23 pm
by icecab21
We can all put up pictures with our heads on dinosaurs and eating a sandwich. Those tiny arms are fun.
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:07 pm
by Stratowarius
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:26 am
by browneyedgirl
Its an Emu!

I don't know about hiding its head in the sand but Emus sure can run fast!!!! There is a petting zoo close to my parents house, and an emu got loose from its pen. It was running up the road VERY fast!!!!!

That was a sight to see!

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:03 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
browneyedgirl wrote:Its an Emu!

I don't know about hiding its head in the sand but Emus sure can run fast!!!! There is a petting zoo close to my parents house, and an emu got loose from its pen. It was running up the road VERY fast!!!!!

That was a sight to see!

They brought an emu on the tonight show a few months ago and jay remarked that it was quite possibly the dumbest looking bird he'd ever seen. I've seen a few up close and I have to agree

I've looked into their empty eyes!

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:42 am
by icecab21
I've looked into their empty eyes!
and saw into their empty souls
There used to be an emu farm a few blocks away from me, now we just have a normal farm. I have a great time going to see the little piglets and baby animals. Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:59 pm
by Beast_Pete
PENIS
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:48 pm
by Stratowarius
Beast_Pete wrote:PENIS

Are you perhaps an urinary doctor

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:25 pm
by Aldaron
icecab21 wrote: Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements
You're in Seattle? I'm in Renton much of the time. Where are you?
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:32 pm
by Demir
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:01 pm
by Star_Ocean
Do you know what is most creepy about that picture?
If you ignore everything around his face, and just look at the actual picture of Timo, what do you think?
AAAAAAAAAA, I really don't want to know where you got that picture. Someone must be sneaking through Timo's "Naughty Picture" folder on his computer.

Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:02 pm
by browneyedgirl
icecab21 wrote:I've looked into their empty eyes!
and saw into their empty souls
There used to be an emu farm a few blocks away from me, now we just have a normal farm. I have a great time going to see the little piglets and baby animals. Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements
Do you ever see Bill Gates?
Re: The Land Before Time
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:26 pm
by stratohawk
NeonVomit wrote:
Thank you, NV.
I only want to say the following about this thread:
Childish, and embarassing.