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The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:30 am
by JensJohansson
We are happy to announce another summer show, Hellfest in Clisson, France.

Just a reminder, many more gigs are being considered next year. And we will book them. We will post news as soon as we are able to confirm anything more.

Confirmed gigs you can always find from this URL:

http://www.stratovarius.com/tour

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:58 am
by NeverendingAbyss
I like the word "will" here.

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:19 am
by AGAG
NeverendingAbyss wrote:I like the word "will" here.
I like it too, I got pretty excited, I'm sure I'll have monstruous orgasms the moment he types "El Salvador" :wink:

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:31 am
by JensJohansson
AGAG wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:I like the word "will" here.
I like it too, I got pretty excited, I'm sure I'll have monstruous orgasms the moment he types "El Salvador" :wink:
Hey .... I'd love to go back to .....








El Salvador!!!

:lol:

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:58 am
by AGAG
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


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Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:01 am
by AGAG
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Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:16 am
by browneyedgirl
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

AGAG, Why the "puke" smiley? ???
Because theres no "orgasm" smilie?

:facial: Thats close, I guess. :D

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:38 am
by AGAG
Sometimes you puke just after you have an orgasm... or well... midst of it.... and a little bit just before :wink: or it may just be me... who knows?

JENS: one more PLEASE...

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:44 am
by icecab21
This is where the don't ask don't tell policy is a good one.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Barf-Gasm

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:48 am
by AGAG
urbandictionary wrote: Barf-Gasm

When a girl is giving you head. Shove your dick down her throat so far that she vomits. after vomit lube is applied shove your sausage roll into the dark brown cave "ass" and vigorously thrust back and forth until orgasm is achieved.

Dude, I total Barf-Gasmed your mom last night
Well, you never know till You try!

@JENS: I MEAN SERIOUSLY PLEASE!

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:36 pm
by RuruPillow
AGAG wrote::puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


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Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:06 pm
by browneyedgirl
AGAG wrote:Sometimes you puke just after you have an orgasm... or well... midst of it.... and a little bit just before :wink: or it may just be me... who knows?
:huh:
After the "oh, God's", biting&scratching are over, I usually just go to sleep. :)
I used to smoke a cig :bandit: but double pneumonia put a halt to that.
Some guys have to get up and eat something afterwards.......I'm not sure if thats a good sign or not. :err:

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:01 pm
by AGAG
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, woman are free to sleep after the orgasm, that way we can go and catch a bite before we pass out on the couch... or in the middle of the kitchen... but that may just be me... who knows?? :wink:

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:44 pm
by NeverendingAbyss
orgasm is great for energy release! :P

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:54 am
by browneyedgirl
NeverendingAbyss wrote:orgasm is great for energy release! :P
yah, it burns alot of calories, too!! =P

:D

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:41 am
by AGAG
browneyedgirl wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:orgasm is great for energy release! :P
yah, it burns alot of calories, too!! =P

:D
If that's so I guess that I could get in shape for christmas if Jens does me the favor of typing "El Salvador" on a regular basis... :)

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:49 am
by JensJohansson
El

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:50 am
by JensJohansson
........


(just trying to make it last a little longer)

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:59 am
by JensJohansson
...........




...........



SALVADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:24 am
by Malteada
i wish as hell to be there!.. but is too far from Mexico =(

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:47 pm
by eagledreamr
Merciiii!!!

I hope I'll be able to be there. Oh, wait...I have to! I wiiiill !

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:17 pm
by casiusss
........


(just trying to make it last a little longer)

lol man must of the time i just read forum but this time i had to reply.

couldnt stop laughing for a WHILE

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:48 pm
by Patricia
Good to ear. Hope some of us can come here.

The french team waits also for a tour as everyone here in other countries. :-)

Thanks for the info!

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:38 am
by AGAG
:lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:12 am
by NeverendingAbyss
AGAG wrote::lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D
true...
we...
are....?

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:04 pm
by AGAG
NeverendingAbyss wrote:
AGAG wrote::lol: :lol:

Deleted post, we are moderated!!! :D :D :D
true...
we...
are....?
Yes... I got "carried away" by all that orgasm stuff... but hey, I did find out that my bed was wet the other day... so, it worked!

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:18 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
Yes, I complained :D
What I appreciate is, after the post was removed, my complaint post was removed too. I would have felt like an idiot if I posted complaining about something which didn't exist 8)

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:46 am
by AGAG
Well, now that we are cool... I'm bored... and I just ate 2 hamburgers with chili... and... I need to "burn some calories"....emmm... Jens? :D

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:27 am
by icecab21
"burn some calories"....
Are you going to use that line at a fitness center? Tell her to yell El SALVADOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Re: The French Connection

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:35 am
by AGAG
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You'd be surprised about how many "calories" you burn :D