My brother's blog

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Is Anders' blog any good

Yes, it changed my life
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I'm not sure
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Gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes.. WTF?
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My brother's blog

Post by JensJohansson » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:19 pm

http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

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Post by DawnIsHere » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:28 pm

Hey, it's really cool! :ola:

But not to the extreme of changing my life... oh well, just a little :D
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Post by RazielSR » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:56 pm

:lol: :lol:

I'm always wondering about who is craziest, Anders or Jens? :lol: :lol:
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Post by Miss Destiny » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 pm

RazielSR wrote::lol: :lol:

I'm always wondering about who is craziest, Anders or Jens? :lol: :lol:
:D I have an answer to that! Or my source have! He knows them both. On even days in the calendar Anders is the craziest and on uneven Jens rules. You have to estimate when you can be safe together with them and let them in in your toilet for exempel.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:11 pm

I'm not sure
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Post by hiro23 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:56 am

Jens: you and your brother remind me of my brother and I.

Good to know that we aren't the only one's people think are crazy. :lol:
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Re: My brother's blog

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:53 am

Dolphins really do that? ???
So thats why its called a blow-hole!!! =P

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:26 am

Sperm whales and humpbacks have been going at it recently as well :lol:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:13 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Sperm whales and humpbacks have been going at it recently as well :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder how walruses do those things...
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Post by Inventariado » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:23 am

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:26 pm

If my Vertebrate Biology class was right, male dophins will try to mate with other males only if no females are around. Kinda gives credence to the saying, " a horny penis has no conscience." :err:

Walruses? very carefully. Just picture Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr and you'll have it partly correct. :D On second thought, don't..........:buh:

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Post by Lurdi » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:13 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:If my Vertebrate Biology class was right, male dophins will try to mate with other males only if no females are around. Kinda gives credence to the saying, " a horny penis has no conscience." :err:

Walruses? very carefully. Just picture Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr and you'll have it partly correct. :D On second thought, don't..........:buh:
That's how many human beings also behave in desperate circumstances :D

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by Stealth » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:26 pm

That light for the tap water is amazing! :o
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Re: My brother's blog

Post by emperor_black » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:30 am

If we (humans) had blow holes im 100% sure that we would use them to have sex.

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by eagledreamr » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:43 pm

Dolphins are giraffes! :D
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Post by vales-k » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:53 am

hello everybody I am new user hi jens and my option is the number three

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Post by NeonVomit » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:15 pm

I was unaware that 94% of sex between giraffes was gay sex. I looked this up and indeed, one study did discover that around that proportion was correct....
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Post by strato_cuervo » Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:54 am

JensJohansson wrote:http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

Check out my blog http://stratoparadise.blogspot.com
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Re: My brother's blog

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:19 am

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Post by Legion of the Twilig » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:04 am

ROFL
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Post by MetalAngel » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:58 pm

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by Miss Destiny » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:05 pm

:D Look at Jens brothers blog today. He plays with one of my favoritbands Hammerfall. :lol:

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Post by hiro23 » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:59 pm

oh yeah both Anders and Jens have both had a long career in metal, I mean Silver mountain,Yngwie malmsteen,the Johansson brothers albums,Jens did lock up the wolves with Dio, and now they have their current bands Hammerfall and Stratovarius.

Jens and Anders are truly an inspiration for musicians such as myself, mainly because they've always loved doing it, not for the petty reasons other people seem to get into the music business for.
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Re: My brother's blog

Post by JensJohansson » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:25 pm

Bumping this since there are a few new entries from the HF tour in case you are bored. :)

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:39 pm

Thanks for reminding. I really forgot about this.

And 1 questions:
What is wrong with the busdriver? He looks like he is seriously Ill.

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:40 pm

NeonVomit wrote:I was unaware that 94% of sex between giraffes was gay sex. I looked this up and indeed, one study did discover that around that proportion was correct....
Giraffes are very open-minded, it comes from having such a long neck and big spots! :D

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Post by JensJohansson » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:50 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:Thanks for reminding. I really forgot about this.

And 1 questions:
What is wrong with the busdriver? He looks like he is seriously Ill.
I think he wants his Preciouusssssssssssss ....

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:59 pm

:lol:

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Post by robocop656 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:30 pm

The rising force magazine picture is EPIC. I wish I had red leather pants, goddammit.

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Re: My brother's blog

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:48 pm

JensJohansson wrote:http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

Look look what I found. Great musicians !!! :rvd:

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