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http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

Hey, it's really cool! :ola:

But not to the extreme of changing my life... oh well, just a little

I'm always wondering about who is craziest, Anders or Jens?

RazielSR wrote:

I'm always wondering about who is craziest, Anders or Jens?

I have an answer to that! Or my source have! He knows them both. On even days in the calendar Anders is the craziest and on uneven Jens rules. You have to estimate when you can be safe together with them and let them in in your toilet for exempel.

I'm not sure
D:

Jens: you and your brother remind me of my brother and I.

Good to know that we aren't the only one's people think are crazy.

Dolphins really do that?
So thats why its called a blow-hole!!!

<---me
I just couldn't resist.

Sperm whales and humpbacks have been going at it recently as well

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Sperm whales and humpbacks have been going at it recently as well

I wonder how walruses do those things...
D:

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If my Vertebrate Biology class was right, male dophins will try to mate with other males only if no females are around. Kinda gives credence to the saying, " a horny penis has no conscience."

Walruses? very carefully. Just picture Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr and you'll have it partly correct. On second thought, don't..........

browneyedgirl wrote:If my Vertebrate Biology class was right, male dophins will try to mate with other males only if no females are around. Kinda gives credence to the saying, " a horny penis has no conscience."

Walruses? very carefully. Just picture Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr and you'll have it partly correct. On second thought, don't..........

That's how many human beings also behave in desperate circumstances

That light for the tap water is amazing!

If we (humans) had blow holes im 100% sure that we would use them to have sex.

Dolphins are giraffes!

hello everybody I am new user hi jens and my option is the number three

I was unaware that 94% of sex between giraffes was gay sex. I looked this up and indeed, one study did discover that around that proportion was correct....

JensJohansson wrote:http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

Check out my blog http://stratoparadise.blogspot.com

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ROFL

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OMG !!!

I never thought that Eagles had Schwarzennegger too !!!

Look at Jens brothers blog today. He plays with one of my favoritbands Hammerfall.

oh yeah both Anders and Jens have both had a long career in metal, I mean Silver mountain,Yngwie malmsteen,the Johansson brothers albums,Jens did lock up the wolves with Dio, and now they have their current bands Hammerfall and Stratovarius.

Jens and Anders are truly an inspiration for musicians such as myself, mainly because they've always loved doing it, not for the petty reasons other people seem to get into the music business for.

Bumping this since there are a few new entries from the HF tour in case you are bored.

Thanks for reminding. I really forgot about this.

And 1 questions:
What is wrong with the busdriver? He looks like he is seriously Ill.

NeonVomit wrote:I was unaware that 94% of sex between giraffes was gay sex. I looked this up and indeed, one study did discover that around that proportion was correct....

Giraffes are very open-minded, it comes from having such a long neck and big spots!

Ragehead91 wrote:Thanks for reminding. I really forgot about this.

And 1 questions:
What is wrong with the busdriver? He looks like he is seriously Ill.

I think he wants his Preciouusssssssssssss ....

The rising force magazine picture is EPIC. I wish I had red leather pants, goddammit.

JensJohansson wrote:http://heptagon-anders.blogspot.com/

He writes about daily life in a small southern Swedish village, gay dolphins fucking each other in the blow holes, stuff like that which in my opinion is quite relevant to many people. Highly recommended!

Look look what I found. Great musicians !!!