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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:12 pm
by Polaris
Just imagine what a horrible smell :lol: :lol: :lol:

So they had to rush out and jump into a pond and then came the monster of Loch Ness and...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:45 pm
by AGAG
It swallowed everyone quickly, including the lizard, concentrating the horrible smell inside the monster with everyone inside...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:10 pm
by ggonza43
Unfortunatelly for the giant lizard, he was the most affected to the smell of all, and died inside Loch Ness's belly, resulting that...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:28 pm
by stratovana
Doctor Oz (from the Oprah show) cut Loch Ness belly open and Lauri and Jens came out and were very happy and danced and sing and the next day they told their story in Oprah's show were........

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:04 pm
by ggonza43
Lauri fell in love with Oprah (sorry man :lol:), and...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:50 am
by HinatAArcticA
He tried to propose marriage to her, but then the Giant Lizard's son came to get revenge and killed Oprah, so Lauri...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:11 pm
by stratovana
was suddenly all alone :( and he decide that he book a trip to......

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:59 am
by AGAG
El Salvador with all their new friends including the lizard...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:12 pm
by ggonza43
But as soon as they arrived to El Salvador, a giant squid came out from the sea and...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:12 pm
by Polaris
This is so funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

The best topic ever! :D

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:14 pm
by ggonza43
You bet my friend, and as you haven't posted anything to make it even more epic :D

Tolkki came riding a horned dragon to rescue the strato guys (don't ask why), resulting...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:53 am
by HinatAArcticA
In an epic battle where TT managed to rescue his friends, and they released new album called Revolution Dragonnassance, in honor to the Dragon. But the Dragon was a motherfucker bitch cock son of the shit (wtf...) so he...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:29 pm
by ggonza43
Tried to rape all the Strato guys, but...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:32 pm
by Polaris
But than the Stratoguys run away & take the millenium falcon to the Lost Island :lol:

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:35 am
by HinatAArcticA
In the Lost island, they found John Locke and Benjamin Linus who tried to

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:00 pm
by ggonza43
Make them memorize over and over again the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:53 am
by HinatAArcticA
So Kotipelto and Tolkki made a new song which's lyrics were those numbers, but Locke went on a crazy rampage and he...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:12 am
by AGAG
Convinced every strato member that society is fake crap and individualism is the way to go, Jens was astonished so he...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:04 am
by HinatAArcticA
Bought a car and ran over Locke but

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:26 pm
by AGAG
Locke had made a deal with God and was immortal so he...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:16 pm
by Polaris
Locke said he was Jesus Christ reincarnated and the Stratoguys should be his apostles :lol:

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:29 am
by AGAG
Jens protested and explained with funny metaphors how God and christianity was a lie, finally he gave the bird to locke :fuckoff: , but...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:30 am
by HinatAArcticA
Locke was a bit... well, very stupid and fell of a cliff because he was drunk and when he fell...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:41 pm
by Polaris
He fell but did not die after all he is immortal, Locke told the Lostzilla hunting the Stratoguys :lol:

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:19 pm
by ggonza43
But the Lostzilla refused because he wanted to have sex with Jorg, so...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:36 pm
by HinatAArcticA
Jorg raged and took revenge on...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:55 pm
by ggonza43
John Locke's penis, cutting it in millions of pieces, leaving Locke in...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:55 pm
by Polaris
Horrible pain, but he invoked the powers of Isis Goddess to cure it!

than appear Desmond & said that he saw the future again and...

Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:03 pm
by ggonza43
(F#@&ing Desmond :D) He foresaw that the next Strato's album was going to be considered the best metal album of the whole 2010, and also...

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Re: Neverending Story [Game]

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:57 am
by AGAG
Discovered the meaning of life itself and existence which was...