Maybe one of the funniest Jens pics ever!

[browneyedgirl]

I just have regular MSPaint

Oh sorry, I didn`t know it.

What kind of program do you have?

[NeverendingAbyss]

I just have regular MSPaint

Oh sorry, I didn`t know it.

What kind of program do you have?

Prolly Photoshop. I downloaded CS5 from the Pirate Bay.

[browneyedgirl]

I just have regular MSPaint

Oh sorry, I didn`t know it.

What kind of program do you have?

Prolly Photoshop. I downloaded CS5 from the Pirate Bay.

I'll have to check into that once I add more RAM to my machine.

[Nowhere Girl]

Prolly Photoshop. I downloaded CS5 from the Pirate Bay.

I have CS3 Extended and in our programmers` school they`ve installed CS4.

[Nowhere Girl]

Animation made by me:

[browneyedgirl]

Next stop: Underworld 4!

@Nowhere Girl, that is so cool!

[Susie]

hahahahaha great!!!!

[Nowhere Girl]

The new one:

[Nowhere Girl]

Jens could be a nice girl, yeah?



Don`t kill me, Jens!

[browneyedgirl]

Jens could be a nice girl, yeah?



Don`t kill me, Jens!

Cute face and nice hair, but her legs are not her best feature. :shud: Try leggings, Jenny. And show more cleavage, guys even like an A-cup if you're not shy about showing it.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Jens could be a nice girl, yeah?



Don`t kill me, Jens!

Cute face and nice hair, but her legs are not her best feature. :shud: Try leggings, Jenny. And show more cleavage, guys even like an A-cup if you're not shy about showing it.

:laff: I think you just won yourself a ban.

PS: I disagree about the legs

[Nowhere Girl]

I disagree too, her legs are sexy

[VictorTDD]

[Billy-B]

Jens could be a nice girl, yeah?

Yeaaah, she's the cutest girl in the world!
"Hello Jenny"

Aha... only Timo knows what a man should do with the towel!
If I had a chance to find out what's in the box...

[Nowhere Girl]

Just imagine how cute would be anime Jens...

[tpocain]

LMFAO I am laughing so hard at these, it HURTS! And I'm mostly Scottish, so that makes me a Viking, too--and damn proud of it!\m/

[Arnold Layne]

And I'm mostly Scottish, so that makes me a Viking

You are a liar. A damned liar. And I will ignore you now.

Arnold Layne

[AGAG]

And I'm mostly Scottish, so that makes me a Viking

You are a liar. A damned liar. And I will ignore you now.

Arnold Layne

I'm mostly salvadorean, so that makes me Icelandic.

[AGAG]

WILL YOU IGNORE ME NOW. HUH ARNOLD LAYNE?

I DARE YOU TO PRESS THAT BUTTON SLOWLY WITH YOUR LARDY FINGERS.

[tpocain]

Damn, Larry The Cable Guy just got a lot hotter looking! "Well, Ah tell yee-ou whoo-ut--Ah was more pissed off thee-ehn Jens Johansson with three broken fangers..."LMAO I could just picture Jens screaming "GET 'ER DOOOOONE!!"

[tpocain]

And I'm mostly Scottish, so that makes me a Viking

You are a liar. A damned liar. And I will ignore you now.

Arnold Layne

You'd better have just been joking, because if you're gonna seriously accuse me of being a liar right in front of my favorite musician, then THOSE are FIGHTING WORDS!!

[tpocain]

Jens could be a nice girl, yeah?

Yeaaah, she's the cutest girl in the world!
"Hello Jenny"

OMG, that is so funny--I've called him Jenny, too! It's kind of a long story but it was something I blurted out when trying to sound affectionate...

Aha... only Timo knows what a man should do with the towel!
If I had a chance to find out what's in the box...

[tpocain]

Along those lines, my friend made one

That is so cool! Jensgirl has both beautiful hair and nice legs!

BWAHH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!! :```) Oh, fuck--I'm DYING right now! This Victoria's Secret photo is PRICELESS! I alway knew Jens was beautiful in more ways than one!\m/

[tpocain]

I`ve just tried to make Jens in South Park style:

You turned him into a South Park character?! Oh my god, that's AWESOME! That;s my favorite show!

[Nowhere Girl]

There is a special programme in the Internet where you can make EVERYBODY in SP style.

[browneyedgirl]

Are those towels real? Ewwwwwwwww! What a funky color, and not funky in a good way. :shud:
Puke green.

The box? Candy, of course!!!!Or, condoms? Well, what would rock stars have in little boxes?

[Billy-B]

Condoms? Ahah, maybe-maybe...
And it would be nice if Strato- could sell their own condoms like Manowar

Ok, if not... candy would be great as well

[tpocain]

OK, that was pretty bad--the airbrushing proved to be difficult. I'll try re-doing it--any ideas on getting it to look smoother?

[Nowhere Girl]

The idea is good -Jensgirls are always nice - but you should have done it more carefully

[tpocain]

How about the american redneck version with a shotgun in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other?

Like this?


Damn, Larry The Cable Guy just got a lot hotter looking..."Well Ah tell yew whuut, I wuz more pissed off thay-en Jens Johansson with thray (3) broken fangers!!" I could just hear Jens screaming "GET 'ER DONE!!!"
What's next, a Nazi-Jens?