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This thread is inspired by the Funniest Jens picture topic, Find pictures of the other band members and see what funny things you can do with them.

I unfortunately can't as I suck at photoshop, however if you'd like me to find a picture for you I can provide that.

Do you mean just funny pics or pics to alter?


Jens with funny expression:





A Strato Christmas!

I think he means both

heh, that Strato christmas was funny

Ragehead is right, you can do both

Hahahahaha BEG
Fantastic

Think Lauri has a funny expression here
Like he sneezes or something

Tolkki looks like
"Who the fuck are those guys? I don't know them!".

Yes, like if he was there before the other guys arrived, and suddenly Jens appeared but at the same time he is trying to get out of there quickly.
Jörg is feeling good like always, mainly because he stepped on Lauri's foot and then you can understand Lauri's face.
Tk is just posing.

Jörg: "I'm feeling GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Lauri: "GET OF MY FOOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Koti: "Needs more drama *puts thumb up* Timo, you're a genious!"
Jens: "Oh my, what have I gotten myself into? *puts his thumbs up too" Just tag along and hope it is over fast...Damn, I should've stayed in bed today..Fuck..."
Tolkki: "Who the fuck are those guys? I don't know them! GTFO of my Picture or I'll eat you!"

Is it Lauri's hand on Koti's chest? Looks like he's clinging onto TK
I see two thumbs up (both looks to me like they're Koti's), and then there's a hand on his chest that comes out of nowhere
Jörgs hands are both visible, TT's are in his pocket, Jens' are invisible..
So either Jens (which seems kinda impossible) or Lauri?

Wonder what's the story behind this picture



BTW: Nice pose Koti

LAURI AND TIMO ARE A HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE! TEH GAYS ARE TAKING OVER! DON'T TELL BATHORY KILLCRAFT!

No, Seriously, I guess this is just a normal promo picture.

Irinia wrote:Think Lauri has a funny expression here
Like he sneezes or something

I often wondered about this pic. Jorg looks as if he has a frozen smile, Lauri is headbanging, Koti and Jens are just gong along for the ride, and TT is Mr. Ego, very proud.
Each of the guys seem lost in their own thoughts, in other words.

browneyedgirl wrote:

Irinia wrote:Think Lauri has a funny expression here
Like he sneezes or something

I often wondered about this pic. Jorg looks as if he has a frozen smile, Lauri is headbanging, Koti and Jens are just gong along for the ride, and TT is Mr. Ego, very proud.
Each of the guys seem lost in their own thoughts, in other words.

As I said:

Ragehead91 wrote:Jörg: "I'm feeling GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Lauri: "GET OF MY FOOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Koti: "Needs more drama *puts thumb up* Timo, you're a genious!"
Jens: "Oh my, what have I gotten myself into? *puts his thumbs up too" Just tag along and hope it is over fast...Damn, I should've stayed in bed today..Fuck..."
Tolkki: "Who the fuck are those guys? I don't know them! GTFO of my Picture or I'll eat you!"

Not a funny pic but a touching one:





Curious pic. By the way, does Jens smoke? I had no idea!




Poor Jens! It seems someone obliged him to drink it! You don't have to if you don't want to!

Lurdi wrote:Not a funny pic but a touching one:

Don't let Bathory Killcraft see that picture! He'll go insane

does Jens smoke? I had no idea!

oh he too...
It really annoys me how many great muscicians smoke.

That was really a nice picture of TT and TK
I didn't know that Jens smoke either. (Used to smoke myself, but quit when I got pregnant )

Some (many) pictures I found at Jörg's website:
(At least I found them funny).



Santa?


Jens watching UEFA cup final


Funny Jens (again)


Nice tongue Jörg


Koti and Jörg


And drummer survival kit

I love these pics, some are touching and some are plain out hilarious.

Not to sound like I'm defending it but sometimes there are several reasons why a person takes up smoking, my brother took up smoking to deal with the stress he was getting when he was married to his ex- wife,my oldest brother and one of my sisters did it because of peer pressure, my oldest sister is a war veteran so it's understandable why she's smoking, and finally my mom smokes, I won't go into the reasons for that as it's sort of a war and peace list however I will say with all the crap she's gone through and sacrificed for us in her life she deserves a cigerrete at the end of the day.

Actually only me and one other sister of mine are the only one's who don't smoke in my family.

hiro23 wrote:I love these pics, some are touching and some are plain out hilarious.

Not to sound like I'm defending it but sometimes there are several reasons why a person takes up smoking, my brother took up smoking to deal with the stress he was getting when he was married to his ex- wife,my oldest brother and one of my sisters did it because of peer pressure, my oldest sister is a war veteran so it's understandable why she's smoking, and finally my mom smokes, I won't go into the reasons for that as it's sort of a war and peace list however I will say with all the crap she's gone through and sacrificed for us in her life she deserves a cigerrete at the end of the day.

Actually only me and one other sister of mine are the only one's who don't smoke in my family.

You seem to be a large family!

Hahahahaha... Just HAD to post this one of Timo




How cute

Wow ! What a cool moments with TT! But I'm sure more will come for them (in their separate ways)

Awesome pics!

Cheers to all of them!

P.S. I want to see some funny pics from Matias as well!!, I'm sure there are some out there!! Does anybody have? Lauri, take him some pics and upload them here !

There is one of Matias from when they were making Polaris..
I remember him drinking directly from the coffee mug. Can see if I find it tomorrow if I have the time.
Did I quick Google picture search of Matias, didn't find that much "funny" stuff.. Hehe! People need to take more pics of him!

Irinia wrote:Hahahahaha... Just HAD to post this one of Timo




How cute

Hehe, I took this pic, he's wearing peruvian wool hat called "chullo"

These guys would do great on Jackass/Wild Boyz show!

No matter what everyone else is doing TK always has to look cool lol

Great pics! There are so many!!!!

There are a couple with TT bare butt within the search engines, maybe you guys could have a scavenger hunt and find them!

Anyway, there are literally thousands of StratoPics on the 'Net, so, it will be a fun thread!