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http://www.ticketpro.cl/jnp/musica/2794 ... olkki.html

It says was not supposed to be a guitar clinic but a phylosophy talk .

¿Can anyone say what the Tolkki shows are like and what happens there?

Remember the 3 hour long Interview from last year? If it was a philosophy talk I'll guess he'll talk about the same stuff like he did in the interview.

Mistral wrote:http://www.ticketpro.cl/jnp/musica/2794 ... olkki.html

It says was not supposed to be a guitar clinic but a phylosophy talk .

¿Can anyone say what the Tolkki shows are like and what happens there?

Man i was in their first clinic in Bogota and it was amazing...there were some problems in the venue so the clinic had to be cut in half but it is about Timo telling how he came into the music and how he came to play the guitar...so he played from his laptop many songs from his childhood that he likes and talk about many cool stuff but we missed very important parts because Dragonforce was also presenting that night, so then when he finished he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....it was the best day of my life...he is a great guy...i will upload pics later...if you live in south america you should go to his clinic...also in Sao Paulo is going to be a really good surprise he told me... have a great day

he played If god will send her angels, guitar concerto,speed of light,father time,black diamond, last night on earth

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

emperor_black wrote:

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

+1

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

emperor_black wrote:

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

+1

haha i found funny that when there are good news about Timo no one replies to anything but when there are bad news all the assholes start to appear

emperor_black wrote:

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

Like a long fuse slowly burning to an explosion, at that moment the anticipation that had been building between us shattered into a sense of unbridled urgency.
Ken pounced on me like a kitten tackling a ball of string. He backed me up against the wall, pawing at my shirt and peppering me with quick, forceful kisses. I let my hands slide under his form-fitting, white tank-top. Slowly they traveled up the length of his well-defined back, lifting with their motions his shirt until it was nearly over his head. He lifted his arms and let me remove the shirt all of my own accord. I had to stretch to the very tips of my toes to get it past his arms given that he was so much taller than me.

As my face descended his lightly haired chest, my mouth worked its way across his broad flat pecs to find his full, medium-brown nipples. I took his left nipple into my mouth and began to suck and nibble playfully, like a fish biting at a hooked worm. While I continued to suckle and tug at his nipple, my right hand moved down to squeeze and massage the bulge forming in his jeans. As he grew harder the pace and rigor of my nipple-play intensified.

Jaimico wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

emperor_black wrote:

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

+1

haha i found funny that when there are good news about Timo no one replies to anything but when there are bad news all the assholes start to appear

sorry dude, but that part of TT inviting you to his dressing room for 2 hours is just hilarious...

60 seconds would have been better for the joke.

Jaimico wrote:

Mistral wrote:http://www.ticketpro.cl/jnp/musica/2794 ... olkki.html

It says was not supposed to be a guitar clinic but a phylosophy talk .

¿Can anyone say what the Tolkki shows are like and what happens there?

Man i was in their first clinic in Bogota and it was amazing...there were some problems in the venue so the clinic had to be cut in half but it is about Timo telling how he came into the music and how he came to play the guitar...so he played from his laptop many songs from his childhood that he likes and talk about many cool stuff but we missed very important parts because Dragonforce was also presenting that night, so then when he finished he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....it was the best day of my life...he is a great guy...i will upload pics later...if you live in south america you should go to his clinic...also in Sao Paulo is going to be a really good surprise he told me... have a great day

Awesome man! I'm happy to hear you had a good experience!

I'm not going to beat around the bush like the others:

Did you, or did you not, use a condom!? :poke: :poke: :yuk:

You just might pay the price for your "good time"...just ask Stinky! (where is he, anyway?) :bounce2:

QUACK!!! quack quack quack! QUACK!!

emperor_black wrote:

Jaimico wrote: he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....

and then you two had sex?

Amor vincit omnia.



Will Jamico with his story claim,

That in his sex with our wellknown,No Name,

His partner earns all his fame,

For not at all being lame,

Or as they say, slow and tame,

In that olden mammal game...

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I'm not going to beat around the bush like the others:

Did you, or did you not, use a condom!? :poke: :poke: :yuk:

You just might pay the price for your "good time"...just ask Stinky! (where is he, anyway?) :bounce2:

QUACK!!! quack quack quack! QUACK!!

wow your a fuckin loser, do you just come here insult people from the safety of your computer?

well now i see the good side of this....if it's not for those comments this forum will be dead....and for the ones who liked it, yes it really was a great night and TT is gonna play really good songs in the clinic in Sao Paulo, and he told me that the keys guy is not Finnish but is a very well-known guy

KilledByDETH wrote: do you just come here insult people from the safety of your computer?

As a matter of fact.................yes!

KilledByDETH wrote:wow your a fuckin loser,

And I suppose that was a complement? :rotflmao1:

Will Jamico with his story claim,
That in his sex with our wellknown,No Name,
His partner earns all his fame,
For not at all being lame,
Or as they say, slow and tame,
In that olden mammal game...

That was BEAUTIFUL piece, brother. I too have written a breathtaking poem to commemorate Jaimoco's "coming of age" during this mating season. :rotflmao1:


Will Jaimico with his story claim,
That he had sex with [no name, no flame]?
I hope its true- it would be a shame
If he would play this slander game.

"No-Name"'s book will be out before long,
And we will gather to bang a gong,
For everything he's done, both right and wrong,
Like making Jaimico wear a thong.

Its true, what you hear is correct
But anyway, no one is perfect,
And everytime he is erect,
He'll find another hircismus to infect.

:jump2: :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :puke: :repuke: :sex1: :uzi: :headbang: :viking: :spin1: :yum2:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

KilledByDETH wrote: do you just come here insult people from the safety of your computer?

As a matter of fact.................yes!

KilledByDETH wrote:wow your a fuckin loser,

And I suppose that was a complement? :rotflmao1:

Will Jamico with his story claim,
That in his sex with our wellknown,No Name,
His partner earns all his fame,
For not at all being lame,
Or as they say, slow and tame,
In that olden mammal game...

That was BEAUTIFUL piece, brother. I too have written a breathtaking poem to commemorate Jaimoco's "coming of age" during this mating season. :rotflmao1:


Will Jaimico with his story claim,
That he had sex with [no name, no flame]?
I hope its true- it would be a shame
If he would play this slander game.

"No-Name"'s book will be out before long,
And we will gather to bang a gong,
For everything he's done, both right and wrong,
Like making Jaimico wear a thong.

Its true, what you hear is correct
But anyway, no one is perfect,
And everytime he is erect,
He'll find another hircismus to infect.

:jump2: :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :puke: :repuke: :sex1: :uzi: :headbang: :viking: :spin1: :yum2:

nice poem but please i don't like wearing thongs
then whatever

Did you think you would like wearing a thong, tried it, and found that it was unpleasant?

Or were you forced to wear a thong by someone else (no-names...) and found it uncomfortable?

Are you in principle for the idea of wearing things but find them unpleasant for practical purposes (ie size, cost, color)?

Or are you in principle against the idea of wearing thongs but think that, social stigma aside, it would be convenient and fun?

I think you owe it to everyone here, to clarify your position on this issue.
I know this is a touchy subject, but I don't see anythong wrong with discussing it anyway. I hope you understand. We are well into the 21st century, but some thongs never change.

Burning Reflection wrote:

Jaimico wrote:

Mistral wrote:http://www.ticketpro.cl/jnp/musica/2794 ... olkki.html

It says was not supposed to be a guitar clinic but a phylosophy talk .

¿Can anyone say what the Tolkki shows are like and what happens there?

Man i was in their first clinic in Bogota and it was amazing...there were some problems in the venue so the clinic had to be cut in half but it is about Timo telling how he came into the music and how he came to play the guitar...so he played from his laptop many songs from his childhood that he likes and talk about many cool stuff but we missed very important parts because Dragonforce was also presenting that night, so then when he finished he invited me to the dressing rooms and we talked for like 2 hours....it was the best day of my life...he is a great guy...i will upload pics later...if you live in south america you should go to his clinic...also in Sao Paulo is going to be a really good surprise he told me... have a great day

Awesome man! I'm happy to hear you had a good experience!

Yes, Jaimico you are really fortunate for that day. Tolkki seems happy and that's good. He must be focused in music, it is the best for him and for us.

Of course he was happy! He had the young Jamico on his knee for TWO hours. If he couldn't make "something happy" of that, there would have been real problems.

But, but, Jamico hasn't told us anything about his real "experiences", only about-and in this special case, uninteresting things, like what No Names played and such. I want more juice in this story, that's for sure...

AAAAAAAAA wrote: Of course he was happy! He had the young Jamico on his knee for TWO hours. If he couldn't make "something happy" of that, there would have been real problems.

But, but, Jamico hasn't told us anything about his real "experiences",only about-and in this special case,uninteresting things,like what No Names played and such. I want more juice in this story,that's for sure...

well as i told here before the seminar had to be cut in half cos Dragonforce had the presentation after Timo and he started like 2 hours after he should havem but it was got technical problems, cos he didn't even play or practice with the band he played the songs with.....the seminar starts with TT telling how he got into music since he was 5 and his ABBA, Richie Blackmore and Van Halen influences and that he practiced 8 hours a day and skipped school.
then i met Eric De Haas the south american promoter who brought Timo and i ask him if i could meet TT and he was very kind and when the Dragonforce show started i got into the dressing room


we really talk about everything and he signed my New Era, Episode and Hymn to life albums, as long as a poster i have......well and for music he played a If god will send her angels, then i think it was guitar concerto, then the Twilight Symphony outro solo as long as i remember, then he played a really cool solo, and then the songs someone published before.
and for AAAAAAAAA yes i could have been on his knees because i'm short (166cm) but i didn't happen.

i thought he was more of a serious guy cos he said somewhere that he didn't smile very oftenm but he was quite happy that day

Thank you for your nice answer. You understood it was a joke and nothing to be upset over. As you said in someother post, this Forum would die, if we all had the same opinions and if we never joked. And your way of handle the jest is worth respect...

Even if it wasn't as juicy as I had hoped...

There is on youtube now some videos! :crazy1: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :crazy2: :viking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkL2TCvLog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQqxEgSrrzE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoXfLZlV_Pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKcIqWOBPB0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl0NT6Si0QY

Gosh! Quack! Gopher!

Amazing THANKS AAAEEEIIIOOOUUU!!!!!!!!

Is that an Ibanez he's playing ?

Fuuso wrote:Is that an Ibanez he's playing ?

It seems, and he said in twitter this:

Last tweaks to the seminar program. New guitars coming from Ibanez. Leaving for South America soon...Merry XMas

RazielSR wrote:

Fuuso wrote:Is that an Ibanez he's playing ?

It seems, and he said in twitter this:

Last tweaks to the seminar program. New guitars coming from Ibanez. Leaving for South America soon...Merry XMas

Cool... an Ibanez Tolkki signature model would be interesting!

Yes, really interesting that he is trying another guitars.

yes it is an Ibanez, he told it was given to him like 2 days before the seminar in Bogota