Happy Birthday Lauri!

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by RazielSR » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:30 pm

Happy porraday!
...Faster than light, higher than the sky, stronger than steel...We´re the legions of the Twilight...

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:41 pm

:party: Hey Lauri, happy (belated) birthday :D! Hope all your wishes to come true, and keep metalling :headbang:!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by UnaInZodiac » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:14 pm

What!! Do You grow older like the rest of us?? Happy B-day + 1 day

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by Beast_Pete » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:11 pm

:party:
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by LauriPorra » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:52 pm

Toot toot!


Thank you very much for remembering my b-day!
Good times writing new songs and getting ready for european tour.
I hope to see you all there.

P.S: I´ll try to upload TIP 6 & 11 asap.

-Lauri :party:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:01 pm

:) Thank you Lauri, for those important updates!

PS: No... there is no sarcasm in what I just wrote.

PPS: There is no sarcasm in my PS either :roll:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by hiro23 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:36 am

Sorry I'm late but here is my birthday song

Happy birthday to you you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too.

But in all seriousness happy late birthday, hope sessions are going well for the new album.
metal feeds the beast

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:41 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Great Hiro. From now on I will always sing that beautiful song when I attend a birthdaychild...

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by hiro23 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:45 am

A10:my friends and I sing that at every birthday party
metal feeds the beast

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:47 am

:lol: You are Americans! It explains a lot. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:55 am

hiro23 wrote:A10:my friends and I sing that at every birthday party
At first when I read this, I thought- slander!!
But now that I've calmed down and can think clearly, I understand.
Since A9 is on the eve of eclipsing me in post count (bless her heart), "she" (I say this in quotes because I still have my doubts) will become the new A10, and I the new A9. Perhaps my grammar will suffer, but the winds of change are upon us my friends! Oh what a day! :laff:

LIVING POETS SOCIETY! :shock: Let us see what we can come up with this time!

BACKWARDS DAY
By AAAAAAAAAA

The joyous moment arrived when-
A9 is now the new A10 :twisted:

And since things are backwards yet again :crazy1:
(He's not of men, he's one of Jenn?)

This time rather than quack like a duck,
Perhaps I will cluck like a hen

CLUCK!!!! :bandit: :lol:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:02 am

:lol: There, there, I have taken over the lead. Hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But. But. I will never be some new Jenn and why are you still so doubtful about me. I don't care, you can think whatever you want as long as you write beautiful poems.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:08 am

Waiting for a shower
I am examining this thread
It makes me laugh with power!
It makes me spin my head!

Living Poets Society assemble!
Tonight we will make a super poem
Dedicated to a masked man in Seattle
He will turn to drink out of a jeroboam!

Hyppopotamus hyppocampus hircismus double helix! :crazy1:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:13 am

:lol: :D You surpass yourself Nea but don't you think we ought to go somewhere else with those poems. This is after all Lauris birthdaythread and all light must fall on him... But maybe he can take your masterpiece as a gift

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:39 am

:leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog: :leapfrog:

Pish, posh, Lauri
By esoteric versifier AAAAAAAAAA

Lauri must deal with us,
Lauri might squeal at us,

Lauri must bear with us,
Lauri will glare at us,

Lauri will be square with us,
Lauri might swear at us,

Lauri can gag,
Or shit in a bag,

Lauri can wait, Lauri can skate,
Or go to a shrub and masturbate,

Whether he'll pull or whether he'll push,
A twist on the saying "beat around the bush"!

:jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2: :jump2:

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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by Intiaani » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:26 am

Also love those Stratovarius songs Lauri in the Morning and Season of Lauri's Perfection. Only that he should be Lord of the Lauriland, not you guys. :(
"In Soviet Russia, Stratovarius listens to you!"
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Re: Happy Birthday Lauri!

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:08 am

A Taste of Lauri
By Profound Poet AAAAAAAAAA
Copyright 2009 - Living Poets Society

At concerts Lauri is compelled,
To tear off his shirt, as if it has smelled,
He speaks like "J-Peterman" from Seinfeld,
His last name and sperm are similarly spelled

He's always bright and full of cheer,
Has an uncanny obsession with Finnish beer,
(that last line may have been a pun, I fear) :roll:
I wish him the best in the coming year!

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