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two women walk into a bar...

Post by Nicko » Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:00 pm

...you'd think one of them would have seen it!! =P :lol:
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Lava » Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:26 pm

May I order a beer please?!?!? 8)
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Ae ske stoulega gil stouvol!'
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Elements » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:17 am

Nicko wrote:
...you'd think one of them would have seen it!! =P :lol:
Dammit I love you man. :D
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Re: Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Sami112 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:22 am

Lava wrote:
May I order a beer please?!?!? 8)
Me too Me too!*burp*
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Nicko » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:35 am

@Elements - :D I love you too man!

@Sammi112 and Lava - sorry, bars closed due to British licensing laws, it's a bitch aint it.
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Elements » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:41 am

British licensing laws????

IT is still 10 minutes to last orders!!!!! You can get at least 1 round in and then double up for last orders =P
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Sami112 » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:58 am

Fuck the laws! We want BEER! :D
Jano...Se lähtee juomalla.´´Finland alone - in danger of death, superb, sublime Finland! - shows what free men can do´´
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Lava » Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:49 am

??? ??? ??? Aaaaaaaahhh... So, let's have this last round at least!!! =P =P =P And hey, let's order as many beers as we can!!! 8) ;)
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Post by Nicko » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:48 pm

Elements wrote:
British licensing laws????

IT is still 10 minutes to last orders!!!!! You can get at least 1 round in and then double up for last orders =P
Dammit, I just looked at the clock again and it's bloody stopped, it said 11:05!! >=( >=(
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by MadeInBrazil » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:15 am

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Give a bum a piece of bread, and he will feed himself for a couple of minutes;
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.

Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by MadeInBrazil » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:16 am

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hahahhaahha
Give a bum a piece of bread, and he will feed himself for a couple of minutes;
Teach him to have faith, and he will starve to death praying for a piece of bread.

Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Lava » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:37 pm

Heak! Ups, s***!!! Drunk again!!! :lol: But with warm chocolate this time!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Sami112 » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:38 pm

BEER!
Jano...Se lähtee juomalla.´´Finland alone - in danger of death, superb, sublime Finland! - shows what free men can do´´
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by GreenPeace » Sat May 29, 2004 8:37 am

Yeah, a bar! BOOZE! M3 W4N75 B00Z3!!
Muahahahaha! :D :beer:
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat May 29, 2004 3:54 pm

Were they both Blondes?
:rotflmao2: :rotflmao2:
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Re: two women walk into a bar...

Post by Jabi » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:22 am

A musician walked past a bar
OMG, they fired Jari! Bastards!
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