Dork Dork Revolution!!

[HvyMtlClickWitch]

As if there were not enough useless, retarded, and otherwise stupid threads on this forum, I had to go start a new thread based on my random thoughts after seeing, uh, my random thoughts.

DDR annoys the shit out of me. I can't for the life of me figure out why i'm still playing it. I should have stayed with Parappa the Rapper; he was much more apt to provide me with the competency my single-celled mind requires. DDR is too worldly to put up with my clumsiness, i think. I wanted to puke when i was in the arcade and this guy was doing this fucking sixteenth-note Riverdance on the hardpad and wasn't even breaking a sweat. Wretched. Utterly wretched. The last thing I needed was some kind of competency-demanding game like DDR.

[DevenKristopher]

I've played DDR for about a year and a half, I play off and on now for fun, Buit I used to practice alot. Thats the key to getting good at this game or any game really. You need to build up stamina and such. Just keep playing if you wanna get good at it.

[Neorave]

I, too, sucumb to the will of DDR. However, I usually play on my PC now and rarly at the arcade center. Mainly because a bunch of shitheads pushed me off during a song and just laughed. And one time, three guys were sitting on the dance pad talking to each other, not even playing the damn game.

[HvyMtlClickWitch]

i honestly believe that the game was invented as a counteractive to the americanization and subsequent threat of obesity in japan.