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Re: Bite me!!!!
Yeah, that's not faith...that's stupidity!Jesus will save you!...Come bite me!

Somehow I still have an account...yay...?
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By the grace of God Almighty,
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race have civilized itself...
...it´s a miracle.
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race have civilized itself...
...it´s a miracle.
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....................Oh my god.............That's what i call someone stupid......
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I guess he can't dislike Xtians so much if he decides they taste nice, though.Neorave wrote: Maybe the lion was Atheist and didn't like Jesus.

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Well, at least now I know there will be lions in the celestial zoo
Give me liberty, or give me cake!
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I wonder if those lions were actually in league with fundamentalist terrorists.. 

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Evolution of the human brain?
I haven't killed him yet sir,
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
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Impressive... 

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Re: Bite me!!!!
We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says. 

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Beast_Pete wrote:We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says.
Bush in da cage? Lions Save? hell no! they would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evolution of a sort. The less intelligent are more prone to wiping themelves out.Veripalttu wrote:Evolution of the human brain?

If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com

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That's one of those things that's so utterly stupid I don't even know where to start...
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Darwin Awards are great! I didn't know they had a website, though. Yay!Fireblade wrote:If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com
Exactly how is one supposed to know that a lion has become saved? Does it receive the Pentecostal fire over its head and begin to speak in tongues? In that case, perhaps Lippy, the Cowardly Lion, and the entire cast of The Lion King are all Christians, as they do seem to speak English!
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That's the price you pay for being stupid!
Is the metal dead?
I don't think so
As long as we live
The metal will never die
I don't think so
As long as we live
The metal will never die
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The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
I haven't killed him yet sir,
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.
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oh for the LOVE OF... fucking... like...stupid people, why would... *CLARE'S HEAD EXPLODES*Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
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Ow. It actually hurt to read that. Glad the guy is dead, one less person to piss in the gene pool, eh?Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
Let no man surrender so long as he is unwounded and can fight.
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Id rather them get eaten by lions than knock on my door...
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While intelligente seems to have a limit, stupidity clearly has none.
(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
[Insert punch line here]
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The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
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There was a TV Show with a variation of that: "World's Dumbest Criminals", or some such as that.HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)

It was hilarious! Like the guy who was going to hold up a bank with his finger&thumb(a pretend gun)--well, he did not know he had a hole in his pocket, and when he pointed his forefinger&yelled,"Stick 'em up!" His finger could be seen!
Or the guy who robbed a house at night, crawled out the back bedroom window&landed right on a Fire ant nest/pile!


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