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Bite me!!!!

Post by JensJohansson » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:34 pm

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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Neorave » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:47 pm

Jesus will save you!...Come bite me!
Yeah, that's not faith...that's stupidity! :twak: Maybe the lion was Atheist and didn't like Jesus. Seriously, if we have to worry about two lions that are not in Jesus' faith, Christianity is really gonna go downhill!
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Post by MAJINDIEGO » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:42 pm

:lol:
Better off, don´t bite me!!
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Post by Twilightsymphony » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:01 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Equinox » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:10 pm

....................Oh my god.............That's what i call someone stupid......
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Post by Fireblade » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:00 am

Neorave wrote: Maybe the lion was Atheist and didn't like Jesus.
I guess he can't dislike Xtians so much if he decides they taste nice, though. :lol:

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Post by NordicStorm » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:40 am

Well, at least now I know there will be lions in the celestial zoo
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Post by Twilight Legionnaire » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:49 am

I wonder if those lions were actually in league with fundamentalist terrorists.. :twak:
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Post by Veripalttu » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:56 pm

Evolution of the human brain?
I haven't killed him yet sir,
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.

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Post by Mormegil » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:03 pm

Impressive... :lol:

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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Lucid Faia » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:31 pm

O_o
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Reaper » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:36 pm

He had it commin' :D
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Beast_Pete » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:46 pm

We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says. :twisted:

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Post by Equinox » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:45 pm

Beast_Pete wrote:We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says. :twisted:

Bush in da cage? Lions Save? hell no! they would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Fireblade » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:56 am

Veripalttu wrote:Evolution of the human brain?
Evolution of a sort. The less intelligent are more prone to wiping themelves out. :lol:

If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com :D

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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by iron_thunder » Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:29 am

That's one of those things that's so utterly stupid I don't even know where to start...

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Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:28 am

Fireblade wrote:If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com :D
Darwin Awards are great! I didn't know they had a website, though. Yay!

Exactly how is one supposed to know that a lion has become saved? Does it receive the Pentecostal fire over its head and begin to speak in tongues? In that case, perhaps Lippy, the Cowardly Lion, and the entire cast of The Lion King are all Christians, as they do seem to speak English!
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Post by ~Infinity~ » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:21 am

That's the price you pay for being stupid!
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Veripalttu » Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:30 am

The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
I haven't killed him yet sir,
But when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver too,
And the floppily doppilies in their horrid glue.

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Post by iron_thunder » Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:50 am

Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
oh for the LOVE OF... fucking... like...stupid people, why would... *CLARE'S HEAD EXPLODES*

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Post by tkbdadsgshim » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:12 am

very funny lol :D
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Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:18 am

Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.
Ow. It actually hurt to read that. Glad the guy is dead, one less person to piss in the gene pool, eh?
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by Jack » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:45 am

Id rather them get eaten by lions than knock on my door...

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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by GreenPeace » Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:43 pm

While intelligente seems to have a limit, stupidity clearly has none.

(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
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Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:02 pm

GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".
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Re: Bite me!!!!

Post by GreenPeace » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:25 pm

Thanks for the info :]
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Post by browneyedgirl » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:46 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)
The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".
There was a TV Show with a variation of that: "World's Dumbest Criminals", or some such as that. :lol:
It was hilarious! Like the guy who was going to hold up a bank with his finger&thumb(a pretend gun)--well, he did not know he had a hole in his pocket, and when he pointed his forefinger&yelled,"Stick 'em up!" His finger could be seen!

Or the guy who robbed a house at night, crawled out the back bedroom window&landed right on a Fire ant nest/pile! :lol: Being from the South, I know about FireAnts&I bet that guy was in agony! Gives new meaning to the phrase,"Look Before Ya Leap!!" :lol:
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