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- JensJohansson
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MMay I just point out to you all that you at the moment are in the (virtual) company of the number one Jens in the known universe!!! That's right.... typing 'jens' into google at the moment gives my retarded not-updated-in-ten-years homepage on panix as the NUMBER ONE HIT of about 43,000,000 or so.
You may dutifully congratulate me as I enjoy this moment and sit back and bask in the glory of my own infamy. I know that this glory, albeit sweet, is a fleeting one, because this has happened before, and for some reasons the fucking bastards at google seem intent of robbing me of my WELL DESERVED SPOT IN THE FUCKING SUN. I don't know how they calculate their fucking pagerank but it seems sometimes they get their numbers and wires and shit all messed up.. and my page is NOT number one... bah.
So – at the moment I will not harbor too much pride, or gloat too much with respect to the other 43,000,000 pages... many of which, sadly enough, actually have nothing whatsoever to do with me. Imagine that!! For example, that loser who's the prime minister of Norway
Carry on with the spamming
You may dutifully congratulate me as I enjoy this moment and sit back and bask in the glory of my own infamy. I know that this glory, albeit sweet, is a fleeting one, because this has happened before, and for some reasons the fucking bastards at google seem intent of robbing me of my WELL DESERVED SPOT IN THE FUCKING SUN. I don't know how they calculate their fucking pagerank but it seems sometimes they get their numbers and wires and shit all messed up.. and my page is NOT number one... bah.
So – at the moment I will not harbor too much pride, or gloat too much with respect to the other 43,000,000 pages... many of which, sadly enough, actually have nothing whatsoever to do with me. Imagine that!! For example, that loser who's the prime minister of Norway
Carry on with the spamming
Jens.
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Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.
HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
Ok, the moment passed, but the memories will stay with me forever.
HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
Ok, the moment passed, but the memories will stay with me forever.
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You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.Stealth wrote:Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.
HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
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I see the Gremlin is back again. Under yet ANOTHER Username. Very original this time.MetalOctopus wrote:You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.Stealth wrote:Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.
HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
I bet YOU are some sneaky Mod trying to hide under an Alias!
You waited over a month to use your alias. How thoughtful!
But, yes, Jens is right&he should be proud!
Congrats, Jens! :funhi:
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In comparation u are the best hehehe
FELICITACIONES CHE!!!
Congratz;)
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@Jens, this is an interesting link about how Search Engines get their results:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/c ... 526393.stm
Interesting.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/c ... 526393.stm
Interesting.
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Your thirst for anger is both cute and amusing. I love you!MetalOctopus wrote:You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.
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My post has been deleted, why?
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MetalOctopus gave a good second of laugh.
Anyway, congratulations Jens!
But it seems google has already fucked up your first place.
Anyway, congratulations Jens!
But it seems google has already fucked up your first place.
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Not here (here = the US at the moment)Beast_Pete wrote:But it seems google has already fucked up your first place.
I've seen this before. Google does not give the same search results all over the world, it seems to depend on a few things.. sometimes it's due to local laws (eg China), sometimes it's just completely random. I suppose they have a lot of interconnected machines, it's not just one big web server.
edit: someone estimated google runs more than 100000 machines..... and that was in 2004.
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl ... /02/171243
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Consider yourself the Alpha Jens at the moment then.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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Jensus is really the Master Of Google rings... Congratulations!!!
Btw, hasn't Jensus an other website : http://www.jensus.com/ ?
Btw, hasn't Jensus an other website : http://www.jensus.com/ ?
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There are many Jens Johannson/Johansson's. I remember on the Stato Pic Topic posting several pics of guys of all ages having that name, or slight varients.
On that Jensus site, are those guys sailors or something? They semed to be really enjoying themselves!
Good 'ol Heinekin!
On that Jensus site, are those guys sailors or something? They semed to be really enjoying themselves!
Good 'ol Heinekin!
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Looks like working in offshore for oil & gas industry.browneyedgirl wrote:On that Jensus site, are those guys sailors or something? They semed to be really enjoying themselves!
Good 'ol Heinekin!
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How about an update, Jens?
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Apparently it has to be a band member heckling him to get him to update his website
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