"Fucking HP print drivers"
Results 11 - 20 of about 636,000 for fucking HP print drivers. (0.38 seconds)
"Comcast DNS problems"
Results 1 - 10 of about 623,000 for Comcast DNS problems. (0.16 seconds)
"Dell Hell"
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,600,000 for Dell hell. (0.46 seconds)
UUNET spamming
Results 1 - 10 of about 155,000 for UUNET spamming. (0.37 seconds)
Cisco vulnerabilities
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,340,000 for Cisco vulnerabilities . (0.28 seconds)
Red Hat vulnerabilities
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,280,000 for Red Hat vulnerabilities . (0.18 seconds)
"Mac bigots"
Results 1 - 10 of about 249,000 for Mac bigots. (0.19 seconds)
"Microsoft vulnerabilities"
Results 1 - 10 of about 7,620,000 for Microsoft vulnerabilities. (0.13 seconds)
(Even non-tech types are probably not surprised with this number?)
"router jockey"
Results 1 - 10 of about 153,000 for router jockey. (0.18 seconds)
"stupid geek squad"
Results 1 - 10 of about 593,000 for stupid geek squad. (0.35 seconds)
(Note: The idiots at Best Buy have positively one of the best sources of service and consulting revenue both for myself, as well as my Syrian friends in the local IT sector. Here's a few choice gems that we've heard recently:
>Client "My system won't boot. What's this boot drive failure message mean? Has my hard disk died?"
>GeekSquad "No it's probably spyware, ma'am."
>Client "Can't we just replace the hard disk?"
>GeekSquad "It's not your hard disk, ma'am. I'd replace it, but they won't let me. That'll be $75.00 , please."
>Client, "but you didn't do anything!"
>GeekSquad, "it's for consulting services, ma'am"
>Client, "but you didn't fix anything, and now you're going to charge me for it?"
>GeekSquad "I could fix it right now, but they won't let me use Linux to repair it."
True story, believe it or not!
Miditek's creed: (turning on non-descript foreign accent)
"I no fix, you no pay!"
