NOTE: I am in no way or form trying to diss religious people, if you are happy with your beliefs good for you and may you have a good one. This is purely for enterainment I personally agree with him. No grudges, not aimed at anyone and please, if you (you'll likely do) find this very much Atheist video and comments insulting or something similar remember. The right of free speech and expression is the right to offend and be offended by anyone.
First up, the ten commandments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyWEBbFwU1o&NR=1
And religion in general
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
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Re: George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
Hmm. I don't like to consider myself 'atheist' because that implies that there is an answer for everything (nothing exists!).
I consider myself agnostic. I don't and never will claim to 'know' anything in that sense, and how anyone can claim to do so is beyond me. I refuse to listen to them. There are many things that science will never be able to explain and some things that are perhaps beyond the boundaries of 'logic'.
Interesting videos though.
I feel that if I've read the bible and koran, people of faith (any faith) should read some Dawkins and watch these videos so they can see what's on the other side of the fence, so to speak.
I consider myself agnostic. I don't and never will claim to 'know' anything in that sense, and how anyone can claim to do so is beyond me. I refuse to listen to them. There are many things that science will never be able to explain and some things that are perhaps beyond the boundaries of 'logic'.
Interesting videos though.
I feel that if I've read the bible and koran, people of faith (any faith) should read some Dawkins and watch these videos so they can see what's on the other side of the fence, so to speak.
"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."
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I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
Re: George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
"I don't pray to the sun, you know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons. First of all, I think he is a good actor, ok, to me that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around."

Infidel! Al Pacino is the only God to pray to!
Can't argue with anything he said. I have nothing against religious people though, as long as they indeed follow the commandment "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."
Here's some more blasphemy, just for laughs
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8456/i ... ndssl6.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5586/s ... ithzt8.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2449/atheistsbf2.jpg
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3954 ... itynh7.jpg
Infidel! Al Pacino is the only God to pray to!
Can't argue with anything he said. I have nothing against religious people though, as long as they indeed follow the commandment "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."
Here's some more blasphemy, just for laughs
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8456/i ... ndssl6.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5586/s ... ithzt8.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2449/atheistsbf2.jpg
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3954 ... itynh7.jpg
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Re: George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
Atheist or not, George Carlin is a very funny person. He had a TV show every Sunday night in the 90s, on the FOX Network, and my Ex&I would watch it every week without fail. A very funny sitcom! Comedians have parodied religion&race since the beginning of time. Even the 3 Stooges did some pretty racist things in some of their skits/shows. The point is, its just comedy&we need to laugh at the ironies and reality of life sometimes.
If FOX Network would sponser Carlin's Show every week for ages, you know he can't be bad!
If FOX Network would sponser Carlin's Show every week for ages, you know he can't be bad!
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
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Bob: I don't believe in God.
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Re: George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
For those who can't be bothered to click on them...Mormegil wrote:
Here's some more blasphemy, just for laughs![]()



Oldie but a goodie.

Again, I don't like atheism. But it makes more sense than 99% of religions.
"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
http://www.wintersverge.com
I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!
Re: George Carlin says it exactly how I feel....
I would like to add one more that really cracked me up:

YMCA!

YMCA!
