HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

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HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:12 pm

56-year-old wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has told Chicago Trubune's "About Last Night" column that he played bass guitar in high school and that he tried to get back into music even after making it big in wrestling.

"I was in England presenting an award with Jerry Hall, Mick Jagger's ex, and she told me THE [ROLLING] STONES were looking for a bass player," Hogan said. "I sent her a ton of merchandise that she asked for and said 'Tell Mick I'm a great bass player.' I never heard a word back.

"When METALLICA was looking for a bass player, I called and never heard a word back from them either. I would have quit wrestling in a heartbeat to be a bass player for METALLICA."

Hulk Hogan was in Chicago last week to promote his autobiography, "My Life Outside The Ring".

The book is Hogan's second autobiography and offers more details on his family and childhood.
I don't know what to say. I mean, WTF? Hogan, you're already making an ass out of yourself by staring in all those reallity shows like Hogan Know's Best and Celibrety Championship Wrestling and you're about to cry and bitch your way up the Main Event of TNA. Isn't that enough?

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by NeonVomit » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:23 pm

...I have to say I would never have thought of that.
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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:05 pm

Someone even more whiney than Dave Mustaine.

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Shurik » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:08 pm

This is a WTF story of the month.
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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by icecab21 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:15 pm

Both more accomplished than people that are whining about them whining. At least they did something before they whined.

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:15 pm

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"YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN JAMES? I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE BROTHA! YOU'RE TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM ME BROTHA! DO YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS OF THE MILLION HULKAMANIACS WATING TO SEE THE IMMORTAL BROTHA? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN EVENT BROTHER! SO LET ME SING BROTHA, OR ELSE I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY 24-INCH PYTHONS BROTHER! THEY'LL NOTHING LEFT OF YOU WHEN I'LL HIT MY ATOMIC LEG DROP BROTHA! WHATCHA GONNA METALLICA, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?"

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by icecab21 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:54 pm

now that would be a cool storyline.
hogan should do something with fozzy

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Intiaani » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:34 am

Gene. Mean GENE Okerlund, ffs.

Anyway, I always thought Hogan looked like Roger Glover. :)
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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:54 pm

Intiaani wrote:Gene. Mean GENE Okerlund, ffs.
I wasn't reffering to Mean Gene Okerlund. I was reffering to James Hetfield.

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Fuuso » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:53 pm

I'd love to hear a bass solo from Hulk :D

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Burning Reflection » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:53 pm

How about if Hogan teamed up with Zakk Wylde? That would be one rough group :lol:

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:04 pm

Hogan, Wylde, Mike Terrana and Vince McMahon on vocals...

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Re: HULK HOGAN Wanted To Replace JASON NEWSTED In METALLICA

Post by ggonza43 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:24 pm

This is by far the most wicked story of the WHOLE year :lol:
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