the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

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the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by Rebel » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:06 am

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 500wt_1154

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the most important purchase you will ever make in your life? currently available on eBay for a mere seven cents? Bid now, Bid often, because this is the freaking greatest eBay auction ever.

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Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:16 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: How much is shipping&handling? :lol: I mean, 7 cents for a product, then add several bucks for S&H? :lol: :lol:

Well, people have tried to sell their own kidney on ebay, why not used personal hygiene products. :lol:

Hmmmmm, I got half a bottle of Beautiful Lengths Pantene Shampoo. Wonder if that would sell? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by Rebel » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:18 am

$2 shipping and handling, you won't regret this purchase

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Post by robocop656 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:19 am

that shit burns the pits son

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Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
A brand new stick can be bought at dollar stores for a little over a buck.

Love those joke sells on ebay.

If someone is truly selling that, they must be desperate for money. ??? Or, nuts. :crazy1:

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Post by Rebel » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:30 am

but this is a seriously high quality stick of deo, it's even in a glass display case

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Post by AGAG » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:32 am

Oh the horror! I can't afford it... :cry: what a piece of shit this life is, isn't it? :roll:
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:06 am

I'm a Degree user myself, but...

who used it? :shock:

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Post by Rebel » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:16 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I'm a Degree user myself, but...

who used it? :shock:
e-mail the seller and ask

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Post by robocop656 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:34 am

I was a catholic altar boy as a kid. This deodorant will fuck up your armpits so bad you'll be bleeding from rubbing it off so much. What does that have to do with being a victim of an ass gardener? I guess we'll never know.

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Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:20 pm

I thought this thread was made by robocop656 or AGAG, but Rebel my friend, I'm stunned :lol:!
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Post by AGAG » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:07 am

ggonza43 wrote:I'm stunned :lol:!
I can imagine:

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:44 pm

Shut up AGAG :D
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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:17 am

The rabbis taught that the Jews took vengeance on Agag in Arabic (عجاج meaning storm) for the cruelties they had undergone at the hands of the Amalekites, who, to mock at the Israelites, their God, and the rite of circumcision, mutilated every Jew that fell into their power;
AGAG is a circumsized jew?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by AGAG » Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:50 am

ggonza43 wrote:Shut up AGAG :D
:lol:

I read that a long time ago :) ... btw what the hell is this? seriousland? why can't I call someone a penishead and just laugh about it?
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Post by Intiaani » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:54 am

I remember a Toronto Maple Leafs fan selling himself to become a fan of another team since Toronto has played so bad for a long time. I never got to know the final prize and his new team, though.
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Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:19 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
The rabbis taught that the Jews took vengeance on Agag in Arabic (عجاج meaning storm) for the cruelties they had undergone at the hands of the Amalekites, who, to mock at the Israelites, their God, and the rite of circumcision, mutilated every Jew that fell into their power;
AGAG is a circumsized jew?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
That would explain why always he has to talk about phalluses. He's sad about his not beign normal :lol:!
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Re: the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by AGAG » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:17 am

Have you ever butt fucked a donkey and lived with your dick still whole to tell the story? that's how abnormal my phallus is :)
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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:10 pm

Something like this maybe :D:
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Re: the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by Chang » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:01 pm

What that! It look too big for chinese! hahahahaha!

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:04 pm

It's a supernatural mushroom from Finland :lol:
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Re: the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by Chang » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:05 pm

What you say? it not right!

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:09 pm

Chang wrote:What you say? it not right!
???. Try "Google Translator" :D
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Re: the most important purchase you will ever make in your life

Post by Chang » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:35 am

Why you say?
Chang speak CHANG-LISH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by ggonza43 » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:13 pm

That's why Changlish SUCKS ASSES :x!!!
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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:00 am

ggonza43 wrote:That's why Changlish SUCKS ASSES :x!!!
Watch yourself. Chang is liable to shove that pipe in places where no man has ever gone before*. :lol:

*I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here. :roll:

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Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:49 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
ggonza43 wrote:That's why Changlish SUCKS ASSES :x!!!
Watch yourself. Chang is liable to shove that pipe in places where no man has ever gone before*. :lol:

*I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here. :roll:
I've never visited my ass though, but if he puts a camera onto his pipe, then I'd like to watch that tape :D!
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