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[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Now! Now the ugly birds both broken bonelegs burnt brownish between broad, brutalized bridled and brawny braggarts, born by british blowsy bushing boars.

[ggonza43]

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand"; how do I understand that you understand?

[Chang]

Now! Now the ugly birds both broken bonelegs burnt brownish between broad, brutalized bridled and brawny braggarts, born by british blowsy bushing boars.

Hello hi.
Maybe we make a date.
What you say???

:luv1:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Jajaja! What can I say? This bird was thought for someother guy, but what the hell, I have understood that he sees me as an old unattraktive spinster so...
Have you your visum to Finland ready? And could you please take a shower before you leave China! And the pipe! Can you leave that thing at home? Please, please! And remember that my crossed heart belongs to the same Someother, I named before. And don't hope for a green card...

[ggonza43]

Chinaman's back !!
You know that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Hubble86]

Why do you want to know where this Peck has gone and what has he to do with Chong. Has Chong picked Pecks? It sounds as you have got this Pecks on your brain!
I am still more worried over my daughter. She has a peculiar capacity to end up in the most strange situations and if there is some never heard of problematic state, I'm sure she happens to emerge there. We must try to help her with this Chong so it not ends in a way we don't like.

[Chang]

Jajaja! What can I say? This bird was thought for someother guy, but what the hell, I have understood that he sees me as an old unattraktive spinster so...
Have you your visum to Finland ready? And could you please take a shower before you leave China! And the pipe! Can you leave that thing at home? Please, please! And remember that my crossed heart belongs to the same Someother, I named before. And don't hope for a green card...

Oooh! You are a baby! Chang make a primary flight of GUANGDONG flightport to you!

Pipe make a trip as good. Sorry!
Why make a greencard? I bring a back to GUANGDONG, princess! :luv1:

And who in shit is CHONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hubble86]

As I understand you people there, on the other side of the earth, there is nothing that can stop you, once you got something in your little yellow heads. But I warn you. I am not a playmate. Capishcapisc.

[Chang]

As I understand you people there, on the other side of the earth, there is nothing that can stop you, once you got something in your little yellow heads. But I warn you. I am not a playmate. Capishcapisc.

What you say? What a shit

Sorry my english...
PS: When will Strato come to GUANGDONG?

[Hubble86]

Jaja. You yellows are something for yourself. It will be interesting to meet you in Helsinki,to say the least. I hope you understand that I today will move into my daughters house and that I sleep with one eye open. Capisce.

[Chang]

Chang make YINJING function coming soon :facial:

Why you sleep one eye? Arse-spy?

Chang come wear loose pants.

Bye till tomorrow on Helsinki!

[Hubble86]

I recommend you to fasten your belt and pants. Here you see a strong and watchful FATHER and I tolerate no loose pants or any loose thing by the way. So strighten up yellow man...

[ggonza43]

Chang make YINJING function coming soon :facial:

Why you sleep one eye? Arse-spy?

Chang come wear loose pants.

Bye till tomorrow on Helsinki!

I missed all this shit of you pipe china-man

[PRIAPUS]

I recommend you to fasten your belt and pants. Here you see a strong and watchful FATHER and I tolerate no loose pants or any loose thing by the way. So strighten up yellow man...

Mr Hubble...Priapus speaking.
At first you spent much of your time cruising for arses, but it has come to my attention that you have strayed from your roots: recently you made a post to this effect.

Penis PENIs PENISIS PEnis. pENIS Penus Penos Penis Penus Penis PENiS Peniis peNIS Penis Penis :luv1: Penis :cyclop: Penes :crazy1: penas :newbie: penås :luv3: pennus Pännus :poke: penuus peenus :bounce2: penääs :comfort: peinus :pissed4: ponnus :nervous: Penös :puke: Pennos :pacscat: Penus :music: Penneripenus :repuke: us :pissed5: pennnus :sex1: Penwes :spin1: Peunes :rotflmao1: ponus :viking: Panus :heil: PHEnus :headbang: PHENUS :ola: Penuses :fuckoff: Panis :w00t: Peneripenuspenis :luvstory: Peenäs :errrr: :errrr: :errrr: :elk: :owned1:

You must understand that two deities are worshipped here on the forum; there is Stinky, the lord of the anus, and I, the king of the phallus. Though we occasionally copulate in moonlight to create more trolls, we are generally not on speaking terms. And the time has come for you to pick a side, like so many others before you.

For instance, TimoToikki worships STINKY, while A10 prays to me. Chris P. Bacon thinks its all foolishness and continues to smoke his maizepipe with Chang (chong?). They spend much of their time chatting, although neither can understand the other. They have become good friends!

We need to clear the air today, Mr. Hubble. And with Chang's pipesmoke, that is no easy task. You must pick a side. Which is it. phalluses or arses?

Should you choose me, I can offer you a "long" life (though it will be a hard one) and as many goats as your microphallus could ever desire. You can do with them what you wish.

-P :viking:

[STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN]

HELLO MY DARLING BABY!
I THINK PRIAPUS SHOULD BUTT OUT...I SUGGEST YOU PICK ME!

I PROMISE TO WIPE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY AND FLUSH THEM DOWN THE DRAIN. I ALSO VOW TO BLESS YOU WITH A SOFT AND CUSHY LIFESTYLE, AND ALL THE BROWN FOOD YOU CAN EAT. AND ARSES....OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. EVEN YELLOW ONES LIKE MY LATEST SON CHANG!


KISSES!!!
-STINKY

[Hubble86]

Your words fly up, your thoughts remain below,
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

I am not bound to please you with my answer. So the rest is silence.




Shakespeare

[PRIAPUS]

Ahh, so you are an atheist then?
Your scientific mind has no room for faith or spirituality? You have calculated everything?

Then by all means, continue your lifestyle of sin. Capiche???

-P :viking:

[Hubble86]

Hrm, hrm! You presumptuous and inflated Godreplacement are asking me to express, which one of you two silly "Somethings" I wish to represent me.
You have pronounced two different views of the world we see as ours, in just this part of Universe. One based on Penises and the other on Arses and Penis or Arses, that is the question of the day in some places in this Forum. So I ask myself, what can this two "Somethings" do, really DO, about those apparitions on each side of our body. The answer is. NOTHING!
I see you as two fortune-hunters that tries to impress on easy tractable half-witted males (and even women) with penis-inferiority-complex, that hope for increased size, if they only worship you evident enough.
What those, who are devoted to Stinky(StinkA) hope for is more difficult to grasp, since it hardly can be some enlargement or growth of their behinds.

Your inquire about my VERY private standpoints here, will therefore be unanswered.

But, but, if you are interested in my daughters and my meeting with a Chinesechap called Chong, I will here tell you all about it, later on.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

"Chong" informed me that you snapped his pipe in half like a twig, and kicked him down a flight of stairs. That is NOT my idea of hospitality. We're waiting.

[Hubble86]

I think you are entitled to hear, what really happened, so here we go.
A very strange experience, to say the least. My daughter and I went to the airport to meet mr Chang (not Chong as you said). We looked for an older man with a big pipe, but suddenly a very handsome ung Chineseguy stood in front of us. He talked a perfect English and seemed to know us well.
"How do you do, mr ÖHubble and miss Ö10" he said. We hiccuped a bit, but collected ourselves and welcomed him to Helsinki. He gave us some goatcheese from whereever he lives and some strangesmelling tea and we went to my daughters house where we had dinner. No no not catsteak, it was a joke...
We conversed and he told us that he wanted to marry a Finnish girl and that someone (?) had recommended my daughter. She looked sceptic, but not direct rejective, so I thought why not if there can be love so...
But, but, the clock struck nine, and noone could have been more flabbergasted than I over what was happening now. We could hear a sound from mr Changs head. A cnipp, cnappericnapp and it was like someone had started some cog-wheels inside him. A really scary-never-before-heard-sound. Mr Chang got an empty look in his eyes and he started to laugh a horrid, hollow, huge laugh that floated through our marrow and bones like icewater. Up came a big pipe filled with cowdunge and it smelled like nothing I ever have smelled before.
And then he talked and now we couldn't understand what he said.
"Fuck, we fuck, now Princess. And your father mr Ö. But first green card. No card, no fuck!"
I am not ashamed to tell you that I almost fainted. I have never seen such a change. It wasn't the same person. He laughed his hollow laugh again, when he tried to kiss my daughter. She screamed and ran to the door and Chang after her...I was a bit slow first, but I got my strength back and happened to hook his leg and yes he fell down the stairs and his pipe broke in three parts. Haha.
But I could for the first time see the back of his skull. OHOHOH. There were buttons and screws, buttons and screws...And hooks...

To be continued...

[AGAG]

Have you ever seen a salvadorean in a finnish airport mr Hair? a clue: they look like chimps

[Hubble86]

Have I seen a Salvadorian? No, I didn't even know they existed. Do they? On the airport? Chimps? Tell me more about it. But, but, I have seen a Guangdonger and that was bad enough.

[Hubble86]

Here is some continuation of the Changstory...

Ja, ja, there he was, lying in the stairs with all his screws destituted, the Guangdonger. What to do? Police? No, no, those flat-footed, untalented squares,would only muddle things up. Was he a spy? And would security-police help us. No, no even worse. They would make the same things as the flat-footed but in secret, and with self-important, pretentious expressions on their stonefaces.

So my daughter and I carried the Chinaman to the guestroom. He was sort of unconscious, but he mumbled constantly and it sounded as it came from a recorder. I noted what he said.
"China world brain is smart of might. What shit you write again. Such Chines yin-jen. Fellow-yellow, haha. Come here all idiots. Why you sleep one eye. Arse spy. Hometown Dongguan. Chefs choice triple treasure rice. Number 18. Miss Ö best way to professor Calcule. Marry princess, get King...

Galimatias, balderdash?
My brain started to calcule and I mailed Crumb Bond and he came at once. We fetched some instruments from my place of work and started to transfer mr Changs contents to our computer. Crumb is a living and walking analogue machinery and he had soon a clear structure of this beings construction and goal.
The target and goal was NOT my daughter. It was ME!!! It was my brain and my work as calculator and constructor of new secret and advanced mobiles at Finlands pride and glory-industry. Nokia!
So his mission was to spy on ME?

To be continued...

[Hubble86]

Message to who it affects! I didn't want to steel your mr Chang. He just hit us and you can have him back whenever you want. It can be arranged. But, but, it will cost you! CAPISCE!

[Hubble86]

I have placed articles about Chang, in both New York Times( Op-ed The tecnocracy boom) and Der Spiegel (Spionage-trojaner nutzt neue windows-lucke), but noone seems to understand that we have him and noone asks for him.

So we will keep him and try to figure him out, as best we can. He is an interesting subject and after his "headbang" we have got full access to him. He is what I understand a most advanced industry-spy, built in co-operation between China and North-Korea and maybe aliens, and perhaps we now must direct our search-lights to Pekka Fucking Nurmi again. We know that he worked with just that type of dusky secrets in the hidden.

We are now extracting Changs memorycontents and stored information from his supervisor and we have come across many stumbling-blocks that are there just to obstruct us. There are many "Fuck you, what do you say, what shit, sorry my English, pipe make a trip as good, and who in shit is Chong, maybe we make date and so on and on...

But this expressions are mixed with educated and polite sentences and one can see that he wasn't really ready for action. And he is also full of virus and we have to be very alert for those.
Otherwise he is co-operative and kind and he still says that he wants to marry Finnish girl, but seems to have understood that my daughter is not accessible.

What he will mean for our knowledge of robots and perhaps alieninvations is yet impossible to say, but this is a gigantic step for Finnish mankind and we are going to keep him here untill we have opened all his secrets.

I think though, that we end the reporting here...

[ggonza43]

Ahh, so you are an atheist then?
Your scientific mind has no room for faith or spirituality? You have calculated everything?

Then by all means, continue your lifestyle of sin. Capiche???

-P :viking:

Priapus only knows the truth. Thanks for your words of wisdom !

[Hubble86]

No, no, what are you chattering about? Do you really believe, with the sense you may have inherited from me, that "something" with a little brain in the cartilage in his penis, can know ANYTHING about my capacity as calculator and lack or no lack of spirituality? And do you really regard this "something" more clever than your own wise father. Then you are on the wrong track my son. I have explained the thought for you and you better listen. It is deceit those "somethings" pursue and nothing else. Hear my words...

[ggonza43]

Why? How can I trsut you are my real father and that you weren't lying to me? Why can I trust you and not Priapus? It's getting confusing

[Hubble86]

You were right all the time! My mistake. Sorry, sorry! I have made some inquires about my fatherhood and to say it bluntly. You are not my son, Gorgonzola and I have no idea who your father is. I have made a DNA-test on Ö10 and she is my daugter though.
This may come as a shock for you, but since you all the time have had some resistance to the thought of me as your father, and you have been so faithful to mr Priapus, there is a big possibility that you actually is HIS son. Stinky (StinkA)has said it all the time, you know. Now we see that it can be rewarding to be persistent, and you are now perhaps a real son of a god...Congratulations! A God and not a shitty calculator...

[AGAG]

JESUS HAS WON