Most nicest poster

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Are you talking shit again?

Must be your ass that is talking then.


You 6:27 8/9 2010

[Stratowarius 2.0]

Are you talking shit again?

It is our mother you are talking about. More respect please.

-me
May 7, 2010

Must be your ass that is talking then.

Cheater! Cheater! I never said that

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Yes you did, you did! 18:16 some day in june 2009...

Butt, Butt, do you really believe that my behind is to small? I know I have asked you before, butt, butt, people have hinted at it for weeks. Butt, butt I just want the trutt...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

do you really believe that my behind is to small?

I must be deaf. I can't see ANY symmetry there at all! Ha ha.

-me
sept 8, 2010

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

I make this really good apple pie. You just peel and slice apples and put on cinnamon and brown sugar.

you in appletime 2009.

[Stratowarius 2.0]

Obama is here in Berlin. he seems to be a nice guy

Me in 2008

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Berlin? Obama? Aren't you talking about JFKennedy=Ich bin ein German cake?


What about the MOON? And Obama=Ich bin ein Apfeltorte?

You sometimes in dec 2009.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Oh This is my non-sexually related confession,

I once blow up my neighbours mailbox,

That bastard kicked my dog.

So he had it coming,

He never did find out it was me...


Neon Vomit, mars 2005.



:luv1:

[ggonza43]

He went to Mars back in 2005?! Fuck you Neon Vomit !

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Free falling with tom petty and the heartbreakers

Free weeling with tom petty and the heartbreakers,

Falling out of a tree with tom petty and the heartbreakers,

Free falling with tom petty but with some other heartbreaker than the usual one,

Free tomming with fall petty and the heartbreakers,

Free with tom falling and the heartbreakers,

Pretty free with tom falling and the heartbreakers,

Free heart with tom pretty and the fartbreakers,

Free basing with tom and jerry,

I am sailing with rod petty and the heartbreakers,

Free bird,

Let the eagle fly with john ashcroft,

Free beer,

Free camping with petty guy in a windbreaker,

Failing,

I've fallen and I can't get up with tom of finland,

Free falling with tom petting and the knuckle draggers,

I get a vote for more than this songs,

Nyah nyah.


/jj 2005



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[ggonza43]

Oh my...That poem just sucks sis, what happened to you ?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Dear little brother, can we let your opinion stay in the family. You once told me that you didn't like poetry, you didn't understand poetry and you didn't read poetry. And since JJ's poem was more than two lines long, I suspect that you never read it through. With such attitude I think you should stay out of judging any poetry.
This JJ-poem is deeper and more profound than any of mine and deserves great respect. You act maybe as a little-brother-nepotist when you are trying to give prominence to your big sister. Sweet but transparent. JJ's poem deserves respect even from an analphabet...

[Stratowarius]

Since I seem to be this Forums only informer of UFO's, I will give you this story from "China Daily News". The Russian expert prof Dimitri Hoax thinks that the aliens (Nurmis) are closing in and that they will start in China. The "Outthere are coming "Inhere", there.

This article is translated by my good friend Hung Tjong.

The greatest story ever denied. More news about the Ghost-UFO's in China.

At 9:10 pm September 8, 2010 there appeared 9 white spots over Xi'ian City in China. Nine orange balls in large triangleformations were moving in circular motion. Five minutes later the spots divided in three groups. They still were moving in circles and each formed a line that crossed the other group to form a large white X in the nightsky.
After five seconds some of the spots increased their luminosity by double or more and in the same moment they all scattered and then repeated the pattern again and again. Each object seemed to be dragging something behind. And it appeared like some manoeeuvre or drill carried out for training and dicipline.
Many citizens saw this objects and a witness Mr Chaw stated. "There was also a bigbig cloud in the shape of a dragon over the objekts and they seemed to be directed by that. It was scary silent and I have never seen anything like it. Can there be dragons out there?"
Prof Hoax is sure. "What could it be if not some preparations for an UFO-invasion?"



Jaja. We will see what happens in China this Winter. Some believe there are developments of dragon-UFO's just there...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

"Sigh". The religious right, is it so wrong?

That I am liberal, but Christian?

Supporting things like tolerance, and helping the poor,

Or is it pushing bills, that have almost no way,

Of getting past the supreme court,

So that we can TRY to force other people, not to sin,

So important that we can forsake,

So many other problems in the process?


Rebel aug 2007.


:luv1: :luv1:

Thank you for your defence of our freedom of speech!

The dirtiest Forum,
Is the expurgated Forum.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

So you, NoNameNoFlame, are calling me evil?

That is not Nice and Peaceful of you,

In NoNameNoFlame's world,

Good=Kissing the ass of NoNameNoFlame,

Evil= Not kissing the Ass of NoNameNoFlame,

And undone date is never...



Demir 31 may 2008.


:luv1:

[Stratowarius]

This text is a direct quote from "People's Daily" in China...

Wang Sichard, a planetary astronomer at Purple Hills Observatory of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, said on a science Forum held in Guangzhou in august 2010.

"I believe that extra terrestrial beings do exist and their UFO's have the ability to visit our earth. But, but! I disagree with Brittish scientist Stephen Hawking who believed an encounter with Aliens would spell disaster to human beings".

"I have also found that UFO's have appeared many times in the terrestrial space between the height of 130 km and 1,500 km. Their flying speed is much slower than the first cosmic velocity. Some are so slow as 0,29 km per second and they can stay there for more than 25 minutes. This means that they have the anti-gravity ability, otherwise they would fall soon"!

"After several incidents in China, many people are worried that the Aliens would invade the Earth and that it could be the calamity for us, as Hawking said, but I think they are friendly and can promote our civilization.( Stephen Hawking was not an ordinary crackpot. He was an academic celebrity and known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology and quantum gravity). If we not can beat them back based on their weaknesses, after all they are life entities, they would show their slips," said Wang.

Domestic media in eastern China have reported at least eight UFO-sightings since June 30, which is more frequent than any other pertod of time.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Here are some chapter of an upcoming book. I have skipped a few, but you can find the rest under the original post by A 11.

Chapter 1. March 10 1978.
2.Spring 2004 & Bipolar disorder.
3 Forever is today.
5.Tuomi Lassica.
7 How to become a musican.
8 Is there electricity coming to this...
9 Fright night and a grave that didn't fit.
11 There might be a bomb on this very plane.
14 How to be drunk for one week in Japan.
15.Fourth dimension & 70000copies and a dog.
16 Timo Kotipelto.
17 The departure of Tuomo and Anti.
18.Jens Johansson.
21.Jörg Michael musielak.
22 To many caprinhas and other oddities of touring in a rockband.
23 Suicide.
30 Black album, publicity stunt, female singer, stabbing, pissing and break down. What really happened in 2004-2005 and who did what.
31 Conclusions about the publicitystunt.
33 What happened to Mika Ervaskari?
38 The end was getting closer.
39 Greedy narcisstic Faust
40 Giving away the Stratovarius
42 Epilogue and hymn to life.


A 11. 5 sept 2009.


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[Kosmo]

I ate a sandwich. It was delicious.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

I believe you, butt why do you eat so many sandwiches?
Is it because.
1. You can't make a proper meal?
2. You are stuck with your new(stupid)record?
3. You like sand-wiches more than anything?
4 You are a Sand-wichman?
5. Your sand-wich consist's of one kilo roast meat,30 fried potatoes, two tomatoes, ten slices of cheese and 12 peas?

[Kosmo]

Number one mostly.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Just, just what I thought...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Here are a few ways, that can prevent No Name No Flame, from seeing the Forum,

Close the Forum,

Ban everybody,

Kill everybody,

Kill the Internet,

Make people enter a secure room that requires many forms of identification, to access a computer with access to the forum

Have minions capture Noname NoFlame,

Kidnap all people that have witnessed the Forum,

Use the force,

Sprinkle all-Ban-liquid on Noname NoFlame,

Talk with Miditek...


Febr 2009 Icecab 21 -even called Icecar, Icelorry, Icetruck, Icebus...A loved child has many names...

:luv1:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

The Spam song.

Customer: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Customer: What have you got?
Waitress:Well, there is egg and bacon, egg sausages and bacon, egg and spam. Egg bacon and spam. Egg bacon, sausages and spam. Spam bacon sausages and spam. Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam. Spam, sausages, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam. Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg and spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. Choir: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, spam, spam, lovely spam.
Or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a monetsauce, served in a provencale manner, with charlots and aubergines, garnished with trufflepate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam. That got not much spam in.
Wife: I don't want any spam.
Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife: That's got spam in it.
Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it, as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
Choir: Spam, spam, spam.
Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon,spam and sausage without spam, then?
Waitress: Iiiiiiiiii!
Wife: What do you mean? Iiiiiiii? I don't like spam.
Choir: Lovely spam, wonderful spam.
Waitress: Shut up bloody vikings, you can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without spam.
Wife: I don't like spam.
Customer:Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I am having spam,spam,spam,spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Waitress: Baked beans are off.
Customer: Could I have her spam instead of baked beans then?
Choir: Lovely spaaaam and spaaam, lovely spam, lovely spam, spam, spam, spam ,spam....

Monthy Python.

[Stratowarius 2.0]

Exclusive Interview with Stratowarius
By prolific Chinese journalist, Hung T*.

*No names, no flames

H.T: Hello. Thank you for coming down for an interview!

S: Great!! Finally someone to play with! Come on!

H.T: Erm, well, ok. Anyway, how are you today?

S: I can imagine someone under my bed heavily breathing

H.T. What?! What do you mean?

S: That sort of leaking is unacceptable

H.T: Huh? 'm asking about earlier, when you said you though there is someone under your bed.

S: Cheater! Cheater! I NEVER said that!

H.T: You just did...oh forget it. Anyway, how is Helsinki?

S: We are back in Helsinki. Big party tomorrow and we shall shop till we drop in the koskenkorvaprop. Jajaja.

H.T: Oh, so you're going to a party?? I imagine that would be a lot of fun...

S: By all means bring your casserole. I remember you are a vegetarian...

H.T: I am not a vegetarian. Wherever did you get that idea? I think maybe you've been drinking???

S: Think? He gives no time to anything except drinking beer and ponder over what brand you shall buy.

H.T: What do you mean by "brand"? You're not making any sense.

S: if you love the brownies(your not mine) buy some of your best brand.

H.T: My god. For Priapus sake! I heard you were weird, but nothing I could do could brace me for this nonsense... :pissed2:

S: Especially if the brace is of untenable quality...

H.T: That's it! I've had it!! I am going to put an end to this interview. Frankly, i'm tired of your nonsense.

S: I will miss your volfvoffs...

H.T: Any last words?

S:What can I say? You are FANTASTIC! I have no other words. HAHAHA.

:bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2:

[Stratowarius]

All I have to say is that I didn't like your post. What is the point?.It would have been better if it had been uninhibated and artistically free so you are an asshole and quite a jerk.
You have behaved irresponsibly and recklessly. You have no conscience whatsoever. You hide your true self, butt I am always up for a challenge.
And. And. Couldn't you put your underwear up a little higher.

[PRIAPUS]

Can you two ninnyhammers spend a little less time on horseplay, and take a few minutes to pay reverence to your Lord?
I'm bored!!! :pissed2:

-P :viking:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Jaja! We can't come over each other, even if we try, so you have to put up with us.
You are bored, you say. And I suggest, that you visit the spamthreads for entertainment. We are a bunch of unprejudiced forumers that carry on there and discuss how we feel, what we do, what time and year it is, if we are dead or not, what weather we have and a lot of other important things. You can ask whatever you want, butt you can not be sure there are answers. We have pregnant souls and a neverending story that goes on and on and could need some new godly aspects.
You will fit in like a hand in a mitten and we will not stare at your trouserless apparition, butt hardly treat you as some god, since the most of us are antigods. So if you can stand to be seen as an ordinary, a bit excessive personality, you will be very welcome in SPAM...

[Kosmo]

I'd like to glue a cat on a wrecking ball whilst a house is being torn down.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

:user: Hello, my dears. This is your old and faithful friend speaking, A10. Now, I would consider myself a witty fellow- always on top of my game. Of course a man with a behind as large as mine is probably more suited to the bottom position, though I was informed that this is not how it works in the states. Butt I digress...

Ass I was saying, my wit is a sharp as the razor Timo Kotipelto uses to shave his armpits, butt I have recently been out-calculated and thoroughly duped by a mysterious thinlipped stranger. Like a bipolar disorder, I will struggle with this humiliation for the rest of my life- I have not had a drop of peace in five weeks since the incident. Allow me to explain.

I am writing today to file a formal complaint.
You see, I have an embarrassing affliction characterized by the hypertrophy of the haunches. To put it bluntly- I have a very big butt. One night , I was approached by a disheveled, thin lipped old man who nonchalantly puffed upon an imported guangdongian(sp?) pipe that seemed not to be filled with tobacco, but sweet and sour pork (Nr. #22). The odor was mesmerizing, and made concentration exceedingly difficult.

In a frail, high-pitched voice his thin lips squeaked- "I have been calculating for years and may have the solution: we can slim you down and find you a pair of pants that will fit. The only thing you have to lose....is a few pants sizes." :yum2:

Of course, I was ecstatic...butt it wasn't that simple. Hubble needed to customize his herb concoction specifically for the curves of my voluptuous body, and insisted that I hand deliver him several high quality photos of my hindquarters. Indubitably, this was to calibrate the potency of the antidote and was to be used strictly for medical purposes. Perhaps my judgment was impeded by the tantalizing aroma of sweet and sour pork that was permeating through the cool evening air, but I fell under his spell and followed his orders like a shrew in a maze. After all, he boasted that he was known as the human calculator (with 3d plotting!). How could he be wrong??

I procured the following photographs for him:





Since I delivered the photos, I have yet to hear from him. I am still waiting for my cure, and have full reason to believe that I have been duped. Perhaps, the old pervert is squeaking with pleasure right now in his attic, with one eye on each arsecheek. :w00t:

If anyone knows of a thinlipped old man with a high-pitched voice and a frazzled appearance, please alert me at once. Priapus knows I will not rest until I put that crackpot behind bars (or in them, if he feels like a drink). For all we know, he could be the next Eddie. Only after I'm done with him, he would need dentures, not braces. I would kick him down the stairs and then back up again!! Perhaps I would rearrange his internal organs and see if he can calculate how to put himself back together. I demand retribution for my sufferings! :pissed4:

Yours truly,
AAAAAAAAAA

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

What is this now? I thought we had come to some sort of peace and now this broadside. AGAIN!
You used many words to tell us-and me-that you have no respect whatsoever for my calculating father and to say the least. I AM DISAPPOINTED. AGAIN!
My father will deal with you when he wakes up, that is for sure. AGAIN!
For me now, I can only say that I am agitated. AGAIN! and I will take care of you, when I can find the time. And you have NO priority. As it is now you have number 33 ( Guangdong Dumplings) in that cue. An attack on my dear father is an attack on me! AGAIN! CAPISCE+90000.


Edit: By the way I have NEVER liked your ugly avatar, that is among the worst i have seen. It disturbs my esthetic mind and is as ugly as the birds under your bed...