The vatican finally gives in to satan

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:45 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11804398

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:16 am

Well, it was about time this happened. I mean, religious people can't stick to the same thought ALL their life...We are not in the 12th century anymore

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:22 am

You know it isn't because Jesus stopped by to get a coffee 20 centuries ago, so I wouldn't say it is a valid stand to hide behind dates. As we know, the man is winning quick.

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:27 am

Devil, God, Jesus...Do you realise those 3 always make things in life worse? It's about a little of common sense, I just think it's stupid not to allow the use of condoms just because "our religion doesn't approve it"...You need some racionality sometimes

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:28 am

ggonza43 wrote:We are not in the 12th century anymore

Really?!? Damn, I was hoping for some supriseth intercourse.

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:29 am

What in God's name (hypocritical, I know

) is that?!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:31 am

Pope-rape-cloth

HELLO BOYS!!!!

Rebel · Post by **Rebel** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:57 am

Between this and the health care decision, I'm starting to actually start to like this pope. Granted, I'm episcopalian, and we tend to just dislike the idea of a pope anyways, at least he's leading the catholic church in the right direction.

Susie · Post by **Susie** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:05 am

"He said condoms could reduce the risk of HIV infection(...)"

like duh!

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:18 am

Susie wrote:"He said condoms could reduce the risk of HIV infection(...)"

They were so square they forgot the obvious

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:49 am

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:53 am

lol it's like Catholics have never used condoms before, and like they awaited all these decades for the Pope's approval to use them.

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:15 am

As a guy who was sent to catholic school and made into an altar boy as a kid, I have to say:PRIESTS DON'T USE CONDOMS.

miditek · Post by **miditek** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:03 am

Meanwhile in Frankenreichistan...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:54 am

POPE APPROVES.

CONDOMS SOLD EVERYWHERE*!

*in Latin America.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:58 am

NeonVomit wrote:

You have no idea how much that made me laugh!

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:05 am

robocop656 wrote:As a guy who was sent to catholic school and made into an altar boy as a kid, I have to say:PRIESTS DON'T USE CONDOMS.

Well. When a priest raped me when I was 8 years old, he did use a condom. Talk about cultural differences

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:16 am

pffff

Now they use their historical falseness just to keep people believing in their master plan. It doesn't matter If I killed people in the past for the use of condoms or If I buried thousands of nuns because I couldn't use condoms (oh sorry, I couldn't fuck either), now you can use condoms! and all the people: "wwwwwoooooooooooooooow!!"

Maybe in some weeks, people will be able to buy catholic condoms in the vatican shops. Special price if you are baptized

They could promote the use of condoms in the mass too. Be careful with some catholic maniacs!!
Or in the consagration..."one host for you, two condoms for your son!"

Sunday mass special: "free condoms for the first 100 assistants!!"

I'm sure they will explain this a lot better. They will say that somebody have found a secret code in the bible where it was said that the use of condoms is necessary to fight against satan.

"Catholic condoms,celestial fuck!"

Shurik · Post by **Shurik** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:05 pm

robocop656 wrote:
ggonza43 wrote:We are not in the 12th century anymore
Really?!? Damn, I was hoping for some supriseth intercourse.

Bayuex tapestry is my favorite Internet meme. It's even better than lolcats (my second favorite meme).

Back to the topic - it's about time.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:36 pm

I can't help thinking of this every time someone mentions the Catholic church.

adrian9 · Post by **adrian9** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:59 pm

this pope IS the devil, he looks live the dark force emperor a lot...

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:15 pm

RazielSR wrote:"Catholic condoms,celestial fuck!"

Couldn't agree more with this

!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:37 pm

Nuns punish you in the back room of the classroom and hit you with rulers if you laugh at the stations of the cross.

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:34 pm

I always wondered where the hell do you find all those pictures

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:57 pm

ggonza43 wrote:I always wondered where the hell do you find all those pictures

The pope obviously

ggonza43 · Post by **ggonza43** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:42 pm

robocop656 wrote: The pope obviously

Like "DUH!"

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