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[Arnold Layne]

I thought you were leaving me, because of my wait problem. I call it a wait problem because I have been waiting 20 years to shed these extra pounds, but to no avail.

Maybe I should have exercised instead.

But come on, who exercises?
Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Dicsipline, Arnold, Diszipline! That is what you English lack, especially those from Leeds and obs I haven't mentioned the war. Nein! A 10 mile march every day is the least you can do to get back my love, Arnold. I am sure that under all that packing there is a very thin soul. Let him out Arnold! He suffocates Arnold...

[Stratowarius]

Fax! Again!
PFN: Hallo, hallo, Strutt! I am on the Earth . Again! And this beamingbubble is now more like an elevator, so I will be beamed up. Again!

Strutt: Sorry old friend! It is strike amongst the the beamers, so you have to wait.

PFN: Wait? I will out now! That Öhubble and now a bunch of doctors are after me. That horrible Öhubbledaughter will see me dead.

ST: So go to US then.

PFN: Oh no I can't. There they soon have that abominable Thanksgiving and I experienced that last year. It was the worst I ever gone through. They ate an ugly burnt bird and some horrendous onionmuffins (BLÄ, BLÄ) UNDER a bed and I got clamydia or herpes or whatever from someone called Pedro or something. It was pure hell.

St: Didn't you have your goats with you under the bed?

PFN. Nono, they had to stay outside in the cold and they got rabies. Then I got rabies and was transported to the moon as an experiment. Butt I refused to be their fucking test so I jumped back and they were flabbergasted. It was the worst period of my life for sure!

St; So.so, stay in Finland on your farm. I can tell you by the way that Presidente Hub Stubb has a new favorite called Coltrane and he listen to a download all day. He blames you for not telling him about that man before, so I think you are safer there. You know what Stubb can do when he is angry.

PFN: Vojne, vojne. Butt the farm? Wolves, werewolves, bears, blissards and the Russian Mob. In that case I will kidnap that plaitgirl. Everything bad, very very bad that happens to me is her fault.

ST: Jaja. do as you like and happy winter then.

PFN: Winter? Butt butt? Winter? You mean that I have to stay here????

Conversation Disconnected.

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

What! Was ist that? Why is his face so strange? And what is he doing? I would like to see a laughing face here. I have heard about it. Please I can't find it!

This guy is a basketball player named Yao Ming.

I quote the "laughing face", since I like to laugh every day, and I hate to go backwards and to scroll.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

:user: In one hour I am heading over to the Layne household, to consume the ugly bird- with the burnt legs thrust high to the sky.

Best regards, Mr. Stockhausen. I will raise a leg up into the air, in your remembrance.

I will also be monitoring Mr. Layne's caloric intake quite closely, as I understand he is shedding some pounds for you.

Sincerely,
Your boyfriends puppeteer and personal trainer,
A10

:pop:

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Aber doch! I have to understand who you are, mein Herr! A tiger is a tiger and not a lamb, mein Herr. You maintain that you are a puppeteer! Is that some sort of marionette and are you maybe controlled by your trainee Arnold's immoderate eating? Or how do you explain the total trainingsfailure with my poor Arnold. How cold you for example allow him to gain so horrendous in weight, that he not even could see that someone tried to castrate him with an ignorebutton?
And how can you let him consume those ugly birdlegs and fatfat onionmuffins?
Disziplin machts frei, mein Herr. Arbeit machts also frei! Hrm. Put Arnold to work, it will do him more good than fat birds.

A last question, mein Herr. Whos leg will you raise in the air? For my rememberance? Huh!. Don't bother mein Herr. My rememberance is good, very, very good even without raised legs.

Have by the way, a very nice und gut thanksgiving...

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

The final sell!

The last 36 trousers! Only 100 euro for all!!! Shifting quality...

One washingline in plastic and 56 uncoloured cloth-pegs in wood! 5 euro!!!

KH Stockhausen, Strato Forum.

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

There was a German composer,

That nicked a pair pinkgreen wooltrouser,

He made them his own,

Since they suited his gown,

Butt they were stolen by his kleptomaniac spouser.

[Arnold Layne]

There was a German composer,

That nicked a pair pinkgreen wooltrouser,

He made them his own,

Since they suited his gown,

Butt they were stolen by his kleptomaniac spouser.

:pissed3: Wrong wrong wrong!! :pissed:



Once, I had yearned for some clothes,
Bra's, skirts, scarfs and pantyhose,
I saw them on the line,
And made some of them mine,
Now who is in jail, you suppose?

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

I'm so sorry you are in the jail,

And that I got away with some bail,

But for your butt it is fine,

Bread and water for dine,

And soon you will look like a nail....


:luv1:

[Arnold Layne]

My job as the prison whore,
I simply could not take, no more
I chewed through the bars,
And highjacked some cars,
Can you tell who's as fat as before?

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

For my inner eye, I can see in big flares,

How you chewed and chewed all the bares,

Butt what with your big butt,

It can't have gone like a fjutt,

To back that through, must have been a pure fars.



:luv1:

[Stratowarius]

New fax.

PFN: Hi Strutt! Now we must be beamed up. Everything is going straight to hell here and Harvester4 is furious, for not to talk about my mother-in-law Harvester3.
Str: Yes I know, she called the other day and told me what you have been up to in Salvador. You ought to be more sexually restrained Pekka Fucking.
PFN: Jaja it is not my fault that I am so irresistible. Butt that Öhubbledaughter is out now and it is bad. I had great expectations there. Butt Harvester4 interfered and now also H3. So beam us up now!
STr: Jaja tomorrow. Butt what do you know about Nasa finding our Arsenic-bacteria.
PFN: Yes they are poking everywhere to get taxemoney. They are angry since they lost the sight of Excessa and they had to come up with something. The Arsenic-eater has been there all the time and it was planted by us. It eats rust too, butt that they don't know yet. They are idiots!
STR: What happened to that shitsausage they think is a comet?
PFN: Oh they are still going on and filming the sausage from all angles and saying what a fantastic thing it is. From the Big Bang. Haha! How stupis can an Earthling be, that is the question.
STR: Ja ja I got a lot of reports about that shit.Haha! When is their first test?
PFN: I don't really know. Butt I hope soon. I will love to see their faces when they understand what they have found. Hahahaha! So we can go tomorrow then. Harvester4 is rather hysterical.
STR: Jaja at noon tomorrow...By for now...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

It was three years ago, when I won the pissing competition in Caracas 2007. You have a good memory!

[Stratowarius]

The ostrich roams the great Sahara,

It'smouth is wide-it's neck is narra(?)

It has such long and lofty legs,

I'm glad it sits, to lay it's eggs...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

The ostrich roams the great Sahara,

Maybe they are out there in Maryland installing sprinklers. They need water in the Marylandceilings...

[Stratowarius]

CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN ON FOR 3 DAYS NOW. IT IS VERY PAINFUL. SOMEONE MUST HAVE PRESSED SHIFT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE STICKEY-KEYS IS ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN ON FOR 3 DAYS NOW. IT IS VERY PAINFUL. SOMEONE MUST HAVE PRESSED SHIFT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE STICKEY-KEYS IS ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

You is really sly and conspiratorial, and I, oh, it is so painful, that I can hardly say it. They have made me an oblique-eyed member of the orient breed. :nervous:

[NeverendingAbyss]

[Stratowarius]

We were meant to be together, yeah. We are just a few crackers short of a lunchables. Let us go to Alabama...or Maryland...

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

OK So I tell you. AGAIN. This thread is about fugues! Capisce!

[Stratowarius 2.0]

We were meant to be together, yeah. We are just a few crackers short of a lunchables. Let us go to Alabama...or Maryland...

I don't know. Maybe in Maryland or at that star Antares or something...

[Stratowarius]

Jaja. Antares! That was the worst thing I ever done. I convinced a person that I was an astronaut and he changed his tone remarkably after that...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

I convinced a person that I was an astronaut and he changed his tone remarkably after that...

"Jaja, we understand," said the astronaut that answered the phone, "And we can make a choir if you want".

And he started to sing with a deep baritonevoice...

[Stratowarius]

I really liked their space-singing. I agree that the chorus was way to high and will prove cringeworthy during aliveshow, but I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...

[Stratowarius 2.0]

I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading.

[AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0]

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading.

Well, Well, Well, look who decided to switch accounts A10

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading.

Well, Well, Well, look who decided to switch accounts A10

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And what are you babbeling about? I haven't switched no account.. Germanly angry. Arrrggg

[Stratowarius]

I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm,

is fading.

I personally blame the Finnish goatfarmer, Pekka Nurmi,but whats the use? Our fate is still the same.

[Stratowarius 2.0]

I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm,

is fading.

I personally blame the Finnish goatfarmer, Pekka Nurmi,but whats the use? Our fate is still the same.

I am extremely shy and not at all good, but don't blame my father. He has done his best.