West Hawaii News.
The latest weeks, have been horrendous, on Hawaii-Islands and the situation has gone from worse to worst, to incomprehensible ominousness. So the Governor Gary Copper and President Obama had to take extraordinary measures. Election or not!
And those steps had a tragic consequence for a Finnish calculator, Mr Öhubble, that with that lost his very nice daughter Freckle. The circumstances were almost inconceivable, in their absurdity, but both Mr Öhubble and the agreeable girls friend, a Granadian, George B Junior, swear by their mothers, that the strange and unexplainable things really occured, as they have been described.
The grieving father told Hwaii News reporter, that he came to Honolulu, after an alarming mail from the Finnish goat-expert on Granada,Pekka Nurmi.
"Pekka wrote that my precious daughter, my outstanding Freckle, was in big trouble. She had been transformed to a TYRANNOSAURUS REX, together with some goats and a gene-scientist, and Pekka didn't know what to do, so he asked me for help.
I went immediately to Hawaii and met captain Grunt, that took me to Granada. But he didn't dare to go too close, so we looked at what I thought was dear Freckle, on the beach. She was a freckled and very sad Rex and she roared wildly at me, her own father, and I understood, that there was nothing I could do.
So, when President Obama gave order to extinct the island I didn't protest, even if my heart bled, since I realized that this must be the best for my lovely daughter. I can't imagen a worse destiny, than to be a goat-eating monster for the rest of life.
We witnessed, when the US Constanca gave the little island seven broadsides, and the effect was total destruction. In a big fog-cloud the beautiful island Granada sank in the oceans big depth.
It was a very, very sad moment, and to see your precious child perish as a Tyrannosaurus Rex is probably one of the worst experiences you can imagen".
Noone understands what has happened on Granada. Or where the more than 9000 goats came from. Or the suddenly full-grown Rexes. It is absolutely incomprehensible and very, very scary and bad-sad. We are all more than worried over what is going on and is this, after all, the old 2012-apocalypse-prophesy, that has started with this horror?