Cain's Offering II

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:32 am

Southern_Cross wrote:Haha. Honestly, I don't know how my original topic of this post leads up to that gif of yours.
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Southern_Cross wrote:Haha it's okay you don't look bad or anything. I've seen much much worse, don't worry.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is a compliment.

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Pfft. As if your public sex chat is somehow relevant to Cain's Offering :roll:

There is Omegle, where one may freely solicit these temptations of the flesh!

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:34 am

Pff no it totally is related.

I seriously don't get why people keep calling it a public sex chat though. It doesn't quite fit the name in my opinion. I've seen worse chats before.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:34 am

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:46 am

I am wearing nylon shorts, a blue t-shirt, and some Sennheiser HD598 headphones. And purple polka-dot underwear. Presently, I am taking them off to facilitate the impending sexual experience. The headphones, that is. The wires tangle me and render me helpless- range of motion is on the menu tonight!!

I am now jigging about the room like an antelope during mating season. I feel your eyes upon me. Oh sweet temptation! As I begin preparing baloney sandwiches to ready our cardiovascular systems for the hours of heavy thrusting that await, I note that my one docile phallus has become engorged. "Curious..." I whisper sweetly under my breath.

Ok your turn. :luv1:

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Post by Southern_Cross » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:58 am

What in the name of all things magical did I just read?

Lol for some reason I laughed. :lol: Aaaaand now I have no idea where to go from here....*walks out of the room*
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I am wearing nylon shorts, a blue t-shirt, and some Sennheiser HD598 headphones. And purple polka-dot underwear. Presently, I am taking them off to facilitate the impending sexual experience. The headphones, that is. The wires tangle me and render me helpless- range of motion is on the menu tonight!!

I am now jigging about the room like an antelope during mating season. I feel your eyes upon me. Oh sweet temptation! As I begin preparing baloney sandwiches to ready our cardiovascular systems for the hours of heavy thrusting that await, I note that my one docile phallus has become engorged. "Curious..." I whisper sweetly under my breath.

Ok your turn. :luv1:

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:03 am

AAAAAAAAAA........What can i sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

try with a dildo....

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:57 pm

Sarah!!!!!!!! you inspired me yesterday with yours MAGICAL, MAGICAL, MAGICAL AND MORE MAGICAL!!!!!..... for that i will start to work in "somehow pressious (Magical versión)!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Southern_Cross wrote:What in the name of all things magical did I just read?

Lol for some reason I laughed. :lol: Aaaaand now I have no idea where to go from here....*walks out of the room*
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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:33 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I am wearing nylon shorts, a blue t-shirt, and some Sennheiser HD598 headphones. And purple polka-dot underwear. Presently, I am taking them off to facilitate the impending sexual experience. The headphones, that is. The wires tangle me and render me helpless- range of motion is on the menu tonight!!

I am now jigging about the room like an antelope during mating season. I feel your eyes upon me. Oh sweet temptation! As I begin preparing baloney sandwiches to ready our cardiovascular systems for the hours of heavy thrusting that await, I note that my one docile phallus has become engorged. "Curious..." I whisper sweetly under my breath.
I like where this is going.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:44 pm

hooo..... my gawd!!!!!!! is the naughty toad!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like where this is going.
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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:24 pm

Yay!! You have to let me hear it when it's done. (Can you send me the instrumental file when you're done also? Thanks)

What is with all the random picture junk on this page...
Mr cool Edit wrote:Sarah!!!!!!!! you inspired me yesterday with yours MAGICAL, MAGICAL, MAGICAL AND MORE MAGICAL!!!!!..... for that i will start to work in "somehow pressious (Magical versión)!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Southern_Cross wrote:What in the name of all things magical did I just read?

Lol for some reason I laughed. :lol: Aaaaand now I have no idea where to go from here....*walks out of the room*
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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:00 pm

the only problem that is a bit more long that the original, is like a theatre escene in maybe 6 or 7 minutes.....

hahahah maybe like my crazy idea......

Southern_Cross wrote:Yay!! You have to let me hear it when it's done. (Can you send me the instrumental file when you're done also? Thanks)

What is with all the random picture junk on this page...

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:40 pm

Sounds cool to me.
Mr cool Edit wrote:the only problem that is a bit more long that the original, is like a theatre escene in maybe 6 or 7 minutes.....

hahahah maybe like my crazy idea......

Southern_Cross wrote:Yay!! You have to let me hear it when it's done. (Can you send me the instrumental file when you're done also? Thanks)

What is with all the random picture junk on this page...

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:52 am

i think that you will love it, i done to recorder "Voice exclamations"

I forget to tell you that im an actor too...... (lie)

Southern_Cross wrote:Sounds cool to me.
Mr cool Edit wrote:the only problem that is a bit more long that the original, is like a theatre escene in maybe 6 or 7 minutes.....

hahahah maybe like my crazy idea......

Southern_Cross wrote:Yay!! You have to let me hear it when it's done. (Can you send me the instrumental file when you're done also? Thanks)

What is with all the random picture junk on this page...

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:40 am

If you're an actor, I'm the King of France.

You'll have to let me hear it when it's done. So excited >.<
(I acted when I was little, it's fun I guess. Depending on the role I get.)
Mr cool Edit wrote:i think that you will love it, i done to recorder "Voice exclamations"

I forget to tell you that im an actor too...... (lie)

Southern_Cross wrote:Sounds cool to me.
Mr cool Edit wrote:the only problem that is a bit more long that the original, is like a theatre escene in maybe 6 or 7 minutes.....

hahahah maybe like my crazy idea......

Southern_Cross wrote:Yay!! You have to let me hear it when it's done. (Can you send me the instrumental file when you're done also? Thanks)

What is with all the random picture junk on this page...

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Rebel » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:07 am

Mr cool Edit wrote:ok, manage this, if you fail, i will kick him. Im not a nice guys when attack me, i have a lot experience about internet. :stfu:

Southern_Cross wrote:I seriously don't get why y'all don't play nice... I don't get what Rebel is saying so...nevermind that.

Hopefully they never end.
Mr cool Edit wrote:its like you magazine, only that you try suck all the stratovarius and try with cain offering too

the only problems is when all they end....


Rebel wrote:Stratoforum: Sex Chattin' like it's AOL in 1998
I'm laughing so hard right now that I don't know what to do with myself.
They let us have signatures on this forum???

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:09 am

To be honest, I did not quite grasp the purpose of having that picture here on this page or why you and Mr cool Edit don't get along...
Rebel wrote:
Mr cool Edit wrote:ok, manage this, if you fail, i will kick him. Im not a nice guys when attack me, i have a lot experience about internet. :stfu:

Southern_Cross wrote:I seriously don't get why y'all don't play nice... I don't get what Rebel is saying so...nevermind that.

Hopefully they never end.
Mr cool Edit wrote:its like you magazine, only that you try suck all the stratovarius and try with cain offering too

the only problems is when all they end....


Rebel wrote:Stratoforum: Sex Chattin' like it's AOL in 1998
I'm laughing so hard right now that I don't know what to do with myself.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:23 am

easy.... for me you can do what do you want but try no broke my testicles...... i dont care what do you do.
Rebel wrote:
Mr cool Edit wrote:ok, manage this, if you fail, i will kick him. Im not a nice guys when attack me, i have a lot experience about internet. :stfu:

Southern_Cross wrote:I seriously don't get why y'all don't play nice... I don't get what Rebel is saying so...nevermind that.

Hopefully they never end.
Mr cool Edit wrote:its like you magazine, only that you try suck all the stratovarius and try with cain offering too

the only problems is when all they end....


Rebel wrote:Stratoforum: Sex Chattin' like it's AOL in 1998
I'm laughing so hard right now that I don't know what to do with myself.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:49 am

Am I the only one sensing an argument will go down soon?

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:11 am

what???
Southern_Cross wrote:Am I the only one sensing an argument will go down soon?

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:19 am

Nothing just me talking out loud (typing out loud, whatever) for my own benefit.
Mr cool Edit wrote:what???
Southern_Cross wrote:Am I the only one sensing an argument will go down soon?

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:44 am

Mr. Cool Whip is I think some Google Translate experiment gone horribly wrong. :lol:

But some of his covers are actually very nice! Great vibrato and a powerful melodic voice.

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Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:48 am

Haha :lol:

He does have a good singing voice, yea.
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Mr. Cool Whip is I think some Google Translate experiment gone horribly wrong. :lol:

But some of his covers are actually very nice! Great vibrato and a powerful melodic voice.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:21 am

Thank you, sir Usa troll land!!!!, you take me for gay, horrible experiment of google, what more???

and thanks for the listen my covers, but you happyness will be so short...........

The Track 7 is "Somehow Pressious" and i need to say this....... R.I.P in peace Jens, Matias, Kotipelto, and...... welll Jörg is history but now we will put tons in Rolf" wellll.... i think that they 4 guys dont have idea that im destroying his songs and they dont have idea about my existence..... but fans will see this message........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Mr. Cool Whip is I think some Google Translate experiment gone horribly wrong. :lol:

But some of his covers are actually very nice! Great vibrato and a powerful melodic voice.

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:05 pm

ROBO! Just get in here and kill the thread already!

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:33 pm

why better not do it with a toad........

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:ROBO! Just get in here and kill the thread already!

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Mr cool Edit » Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:21 pm

and i will tell you more, sweetie toad......

"I know that is (Somehow precious) only that all you and all fans jump so angry always...... you all are a Party for me and AAAAAAAAAA :lol: :lol:

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Re: Cain's Offering II

Post by Southern_Cross » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:07 pm

That poor toad... :(

I see that picture all the time and I'm still not seeing anything similar between Kotipelto and whoever that other guy is...

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