opening a jar

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opening a jar

Post by doc_holliday » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:10 pm

the neighbor just knocked at my door for me to open up a jar of jam for her.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know there's an ulterior motive to that, right?

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:20 am

Yeah, it kinda sounds like she might have wanted to talk to you, or meet you. :wink: Because if she had really wanted to open that jar she would have found a way. Women are not THAT weak! :D If she seems OK invite her over for coffee. I wouldn't invite her for a drink because that might scare her off or give her the wrong idea, but coffee or tea sounds innocent and that way you two can get to know each other better, in a platonic sort of way, of course. Just don't come on too strong, that will scare her off, too. unless she's a cougar or something. :err:

Keep us posted on this situation. Just be careful, women can be snakes, too. :err:
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Post by doc_holliday » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:11 pm

hmm I don't have the feeling she wanted anything more(it was pretty hard to open), but I'll look into the possibility that she did.

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Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:24 am

Just play it by ear. Wait for her to show some interest, if she doesn't then I guess it was just a stuck jar lid. Oh, well.......In that case I wouldn't push it.
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Re: opening a jar

Post by Arnold Layne » Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:15 am

She should have asked Flavio Ontivero. He is a big, strong wolf nigga and he could open the jar. :)

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:53 am

Arnold Layne wrote:She should have asked Flavio Ontivero. He is a big, strong wolf nigga and he could open the jar. :)

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Re: opening a jar

Post by browneyedgirl » Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:35 am

I have this gadget, it looks like a round piece of rubber but its made for unsticking jar lids, and coke bottle tops. It works like a charm. Maybe you could give her one as a present. :D
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