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AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:07 am

I want to sell my computer and the roach keeps trying to invade my anus like a joyful curious centipede. They just want to find out.

Also, I don't know about all that stuff, can you put prudent amounts of vainilla essence in coffee without shitting non-stop afterwards? I once tried with strawberry and it was gruesome. What's the proper ratio of sugar and liquid? I mean, for hardcore people.

Say, what do you know?

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:55 am

Hello old friend! I have been using coffee enamas lately and sold my computer, I'm currently posting this from my microwave.

doc_holliday · Post by **doc_holliday** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:31 pm

i don't understand

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:02 am

Its simple, we sold our computers so we had enough money for coffee enemas so we could shit on cockroaches.

adrian9 · Post by **adrian9** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:11 am

excellent question!
I think it depends on the quality of the coffee, i mean shitty coffee and shitty vanilla goes hand in hand with non stop shit.
so quit drinking that strabucks fake stuff and youll be fine

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:56 am

Congratulations! You missed Flavio Ontivero

For the record my favorite coffee drink is a long black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_black

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:13 am

Coffee is not the only thing you like under that name.

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:26 am

bye pablo!

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:04 pm

robocop656 wrote:Hello old friend! I have been using coffee enamas lately and sold my computer, I'm currently posting this from my microwave.

Friend! where are the burger?

Midi cables are great to reach the prostate, but you would know already.

adrian9 wrote:excellent question!
I think it depends on the quality of the coffee, i mean shitty coffee and shitty vanilla goes hand in hand with non stop shit.
so quit drinking that strabucks fake stuff and youll be fine Laughing

Oh I tried, the shit wasn't so bad. The smell was of a silky spring meadow. What more things do you know about coffee? I'm not that good with that.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Congratulations! You missed Flavio Ontivero Smile

For the record my favorite coffee drink is a long black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_blackg

Mr A. that's good to know. I like that you like long things that retain their crema. I don't know whether to agree that you prefer them to be less voluminous.

What else can you help me with?

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:53 am

Well, I recently watched a documentary on "Korean Poo Wine," used for medicinal purposes. I could send you a link if you so desire!

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:05 am

Two men checking each others prostate while sipping a cappuccino.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:15 am

- Hi I'd like some coffee please.

- Sure. Would you like some cream?

- Hmmmm

- My special cream.

:luv2: - OK

:facial:

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