Omegle

[GAGAGO]

This seemed to be fun. BUT IT WASN'T!

I tried many times and only met sexidiots. I am ashamed to be an human...

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I tried many times and only met sexidiots

We have feelings too...

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Oh, so you don't find it so implausible anymore?



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Today, I had a fantastic sex-battle on Omegle. How exhilarating! I think I will try this again very soon.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male looking for bbw interested in dom.sub roleplay
You: sure
Stranger: asl?
You: I am 380 pounds
You: 25 years old
You: female, USA
Stranger: 22, m new york
Stranger: And really on the weight? Because if so very sexy hon
You: Yes.
You: Want a picture?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Though it isnt really necessary
You: Ok, we'll skip the picture. I'm a fat bitch anyway.
Stranger: Haha alright
Stranger: Are you a dom or a sub?
You: Is a dom some kind of sandwich?
You: Because I *know* a sub is.
Stranger: I mean dominant or submissive sexually
You: I usually like to be on top. THAT is how it works in the states. But it doesn't last long...
Stranger: Hmm so let me put it this way, would you fine it hotter for someone to dominate you, as in force you around
Stranger: or to be the one in charge?
You: I like to be bossed around.
Stranger: Then you are a sub...damn :/
You: Umm...
You: I may be a little overweight...
You: But I do NOT appreciate being compared to a sandwich.
You: And, in any case, I am willing to play whatever role is necessary…
You: Now, since you want me to dominate and boss you, let's start the games:
You: Your name is Wilson, and I am Tatiyani. I have returned from my job at the Steel factory, while you have been idling around in our quaint flat, just ten miles south of Leeds.
You: WILSON!! I'm HOME!!!
You:
Stranger: Hmm just so you know I am rather large myself
You: Interesting. I like that!
Stranger: Haha and I wasnt looking for just you bossing me around
You: I was going to make you do the dishes.
Stranger: I was gonna ask if you wanted to play a game
You: Sure. We can probably do like, text-chess.
You: Knight-to-c3!
Stranger: Not quite I meant lol
Stranger: Have you ever heard of sexfighting?
You: Interesting.
You: So, is it like fencing, but instead of swords you use penises?
Stranger: well for gay men...actually yeah kind of lol
Stranger: For a man and a woman its a different matter
You: Should we fight for dominance?
You: Oh.
Stranger: Yes
You: I can use a sword and you can use a penis then.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Its whoever is forced to orgasm first
Stranger: so a woman may use any means to that end
Stranger: The man likewise
You: Well, I suppose we are going to have a sex-battle then?
Stranger: I had hoped as much
You: You know what would be even more fun?
You: If we forgot our penis-fencing and just went out and got a couple hamburgers.
You: We could sit around and watch the Andy-Griffith show, maybe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NeverendingAbyss]

I pretty much ran out of ideas to discuss on Omegle.

Usually I just take a video file of some hot chick and sex-chat with strangers, only to finish with a picture of goatse and get disconnected.

[GAGAGO]

Oh, so you don't find it so implausible anymore?



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hrm :luv1:

[robocop656]

Best of Omegle:

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Best of Omegle:

That has been annoying the hell out of me for the last hour. Funny!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi
You: Can I ask you some questions?
Stranger: Asl
You: Just an informal survey?
Stranger: Sure
You: Ok, thanks.
You: Do you think TwilightEagle is right?
You: Should we stop saying "shitolkki shitolkki"?
You: I mean, technically it doesn't solve anything ,but BOY is it fun. It just rolls off the tongue.
Stranger: Hahaha!! What?!
You: Well, gnurt_gp and eternity_strato love saying "shitolkki shitolkki"
You: But it’s led to TwilightEagle’s recent emotional meltdown. It infuriates him!
You: He claims that arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics. He keeps asking for his gold medal, but he’ll have to pledge first.
You: I just wanted to get an idea of whose side you're on.
You: Personally, I think he's either a troll or has full-blown autism.
You: The foundation of his argument is valid; arguing rarely solves anything. And yet, after he posted those pictures of his little weeny, I am unable to sympathize with him.
Stranger: I have NO clue what you're talking about...
You: Would you join me in a rousing chorus of "shitolkki shitolkki"? I would like you to say it with me. Or are you on TwilightEagle's side?
Stranger: Stop smoking crack.
You: Wait a minute.....
You: Who are YOU?
You: icecar? the overzealous contrarian?

You: PLEDGE!
Stranger: okay???
You: Hello, my name is Timo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Male, 46, Finland.
You: Can you help me figure something out?
Stranger: what?
You: 20,000 people have downloaded my book "Loneliness of 1000 Beers" for absolutely free.
Stranger: ok
You: But only 400 people have pledged to purchase an Ipod full of pirated music. Can you believe these motherfuckers?
You: Why do you think that is?
You: Have...have you pledged?
You: PLEDGE!
You: PLEDGE!!
You: PLEDGE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NeonVomit]

Get back in your cage.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Get back in your cage.

You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.

[Ilsekena]

shitolkki, shitwilight, shitolkki, shitwilight .." Words To Help You Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed Fast "

[NeonVomit]

Get back in your cage.

You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.

My hatred of you is what gets me out of bed in the morning. That, and Coco Pops. Coco Pops should never be underestimated.

[GAGAGO]

Cocopops is not good for you. Not hate either.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Get back in your cage.

You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.

My hatred of you is what gets me out of bed in the morning. That, and Coco Pops. Coco Pops should never be underestimated.

Hahaha! May you awaken to the wraith of their high glycemic load! :rotflmao1:

[NeonVomit]

If I let you, you would make me destroy myself.

[hansu_s]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18/m, horny - any girls wanna see dick on tinychat?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi m/f
You: h
You: i
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: m/f?
You: why?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: i want to knw
You: g
Stranger: whom i chating
You: ok
You: so mee too
Stranger: r u indian
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: why?
You: u?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hansu_s]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi 28/m/california
You: i'm erkki tuomioja from finland
Stranger: Im andrew from the usa
You: hi
You: want to talk about the political situation in eu
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hansu_s]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey! (: Tyler m 16 Florida white
You: white?
Stranger: ...
You: what do you mean by that?
Stranger: my skin is white....
Stranger: what else?
You: are u rasist?
Stranger: why in the world would you ask me that?
Stranger: are you?
You: no
You: but who introduce himself by i'm tyler and i'm white
You: ?
You: it's like i'm peter and i'm an alcoholist
Stranger: what?
Stranger: alcoholist isnt a word
You: what is?
Stranger: youre stupid
Stranger: GTFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ih
You: how are you?
Stranger: I'm good thank you. How are you?
You: well err I've been better
Stranger: What is wrong?
You: See, last week I was on the Eurostar, and my butt was stroked by a random stranger.
You: Now, I live my life in fear and panic.
Stranger: D:
You: I am considering moving to Burma.
You: But I wonder if Myanmar is a better choice, because it rhymes with Eurostar.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: I am not familiar with either, sorry
You: Ok, let me put it this way. Suppose you were on the Eurostar, and had your butt stroked against your wishes. What would be your course of action?
Stranger: I guess I'd go with Myanmar
You: HA! You buffoon! Myanmar and Burma are the same country! You have revealed your ignorance and lost a significant amount of my respect!!!
Stranger: Really?
You: Correct!
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I did not know that
Stranger: Thank you!
You: Well, it was my pleasure to educate and inform you.
Stranger: I was never good at geography, social studies, and history
Stranger: I'm a physics major
You: You were never good at geography?
You: What does it take to be good at geography?
You: You just memorize the map.
You: How can you not be good at it?
Stranger: I don't know, I know 200+ digits of pi by memory, but I couldn't tell you where Norway is on a map.
You: pi is good, but what about moss-muffins?
Stranger: I don't know what those are?
You: they are like regular muffins, but fortified with vitamin M.
Stranger: Oooh, what does vitamin M do?
You: it keeps your fingers from getting too hairy, and also makes your poop glide out like a well oiled nudist on a water slide.
Stranger: That was a very descriptive analogy
Stranger: I like cosmology.
Stranger: Do you?
You: i have no idea what that is!
You: But i do know ALL about goats.
You: For instance, did you know that the goat is the 8th sign on the chinese zodiac? #8! And incidentally, #8 is grilled goat with tzaziki sauce.
Stranger: Cosmology is awesome, you should look into it some time. And Really? What do you know about Goats? Anything cool?
You: At the kebab palace, anyway.
You: (or whats left of it).
Stranger: That's awesome!
You: Indeed.
You: Well, I have to run now. i need my beauty rest!
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Nice talking to you
Stranger: Bye now
You: take care my dove.
You have disconnected.

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Random update. I was bored!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: 16 m usa looking for an older maybe hairier man to trade with age 18-30 kik @Craz3_4ss4ss1n
You: sounds great
You: give me just 2 minutes
You: i'll go get my dad
You: Hello, yes. This is the father speaking.
You: My son told me you requested an older, hairy male.
You: How can I be of service?
You: Hello??
You: I got out of the shower for THIS??
You: Hello???
Stranger: im here srry
Stranger: just kik me
You: kik you wear? in the ass?
You: What location do you find most erotic, young man?
Stranger: lmao very funny kik is a messaging app
Stranger: what do yu mean
You: Oh, I see.

Just bored and in a generally weird mood... :cyclop: :crazy1:

[NeonVomit]

Are you a bot?

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I am a sociological experiment.

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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Hmm fine U?
You: not too shabby
Stranger: From?
You: US. You?
You: india?
Stranger: Ya i am india..
You: it was obvious from your writing style lol
Stranger: I am manikandan 24 i finished my graduate in my native.. Now i have a small business...
Stranger: Pets farm.. Hen goat love birds and fishes are available
You: thats awesome
Stranger: Ya.. I love pets.. So i choosed that business
Stranger: What's your hobbies and intrests?
You: masturbating
Stranger: Ha ha ha nice...
Stranger: If you have girlfriend?
You: if i did i would have a different hobby!
You: do you?
Stranger: Nice sorry i don't have gf..
Stranger: But still now i will. Search my girl friend any location
You:
Stranger: I love very much sex... But i am alone..
You: its not easy!
You: do you have goats in your farm?
Stranger: Ya i have 35 goats..
Stranger: Why man?
You: Wow, that is a lot.
Stranger: Thank u friend
You: Have you considered intercourse with a goat? This is a tradition in my native country.
Stranger: Wov nice... What's your line id or skype id
You: Are you open to try this? I am curious if this is done in your country.
You: It is not common in US but it is, where I am from in south america.
Stranger: If you can updated goat details to me... Ok?
You: You want to know specific instructions?
Stranger: Ok but i have financial problem..
Stranger: Ya i want man.. But i have no money to involved or inverses that business
You: It does not require any money. You already have the goats, right?
Stranger: Ya i have goats
You: Then if you are feeling lonely and enjoy sex, they can be used for that.
Stranger: Then how i will enjoy sex?
You: You will have sex with the goat, that is the idea.
Stranger: Wov nice man.. Its possible?
Stranger: That's the gud idea..
You: Yes, absolutely! It can be a wonderful experience for you and your partner.
You: About 30 minutes before intercourse, you should put a stick of butter into the goat's vagina. It will melt and provide lubrication, and make your experience more pleasant.
Stranger: Wov... Use condoms or not
You: That is not necessary. My goats were healthy and free of diseases.
Stranger: Oh nice...
You: Absolutely!
Stranger: Sex with goats... And then breed to goats?
You: I have never gotten a goat pregnant.
Stranger: Breed or not?
You: You can still breed, but I get very jealous and don't like to share my woman, if you understand me.
Stranger: Only for sex enjoynment not for breed i am right..?
You: It can be a very painful thing to watch another goat having sex with your women.
Stranger: Ha ha ha nice man.. Thank for your information...
You: Absolutely.
Stranger: Only i will try female goats..
You: In my native country, the government can formalize the union between a man and a goat. There are big tax benefits to the arrangement.
Stranger: Wov nice man.. But india its very legal problem issue in government..
You: You cannot marry a goat in India?
Stranger: Its know government put in a jail 7 years..
Stranger: India government only allowed man to women married only..
You: I believe that is very unfair for others to judge your lifestyle.
Stranger: If you will try this?
You: yes. Some man will love a woman and others will love a goat. That is what freedom is all about.
You: That is why I moved to America. Have a great day my friend, it is nice to meet you. I hope you have a wonderful sensual experience with your first goat.
You have disconnected.

[Stratowarius]

Stranger: Hi!

You: Hi! And how are you, this beautiful day?

STR: Mummel, mummel...Not so good! Shabby is the word for my situation. I am a goat, in India you know, and I have been rapped!

You: Rapped?? Oh you mean raped?

STR: Ja, ja, however you spel it.

You: How awful. By whom?

Str: By a manikadian, that has a goat and fishfarm. He is sexfixated and now he has me, as his hobby.

You: Gosh!Does he love you?

Str: Of course not! He just uses me as an object, and he is so ugly and smells so humanbad.He got the idea from some ruthless American, that imagined him that I would love it. PFFFT...He put a kilo butter in my anus. Bläämäää! Butter? And he stayed om top, since that is what they do here in India.

You: Huh! In my country it is prohibited to fuck goats, especially if they are noninterested. He had to go to jail ad pay you a reasonable sum.

Str. I think I will horn him to death to morrow, and my boyfriend, Big Horny Bill, will help me.

Disconected...

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Oh no. What have I done!

[NeverendingAbyss]

Connected!

You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: ...
Stranger: ....
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: I once called a Volvo a Vulva.
Stranger: Hah!
You have disconnected.

[Stratowarius]

Connected.

Stranger.
in the Night.

Exchanging glances? What are the chances?


You. Little do you know...Pffffffffffffff...hohoho


disconnected

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Oh no. What have I done!

Don't worry, be happy,

one goatrapper less

is only great.



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