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Hubble86
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Re: Most nicest poster
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by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:18 am
Brother FUCK was a prisoner of war,
And he pined every night for a whore,
But the wardens took them all,
Since they were tall and not small,
So for FUCK there were no whores at all...
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fuck
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by fuck » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:25 am
I ate all the popcorn
my anus is war torn
my life is reborn
don't mourn my bone
I'll be in my bunk watching gay porn
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:42 am
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Go to bed you nightowl, I have to work...
Brother FUCK had to settle with gayporn,
And sometimes with a bag of popcorn,
But one of those had a very sharp torn,
So his anus is now unadorn and outworn...
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doc_holliday
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by doc_holliday » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:25 pm
Taiwanese girls have no ass
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fuck
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by fuck » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:40 pm
They might not have an ass
But at least they have low mass
And a bit of semen in their shot glass
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:25 am
doc_holliday wrote:Taiwanese girls have no ass
If a chick in Taiwan has no ass,
Our Doc here at once her harass,
He prefers birds with big relative-assmass,
And doesn't like to gaze at their asses,
With his magnifying glasses.
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fuck
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by fuck » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:23 am
This verse will end whenever
Now get on your knees and feel my pleasure
My Willie doesn't have much terror
I'm just the gay offender
Let's all have anal sex together
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:37 am
Whenever, pleasure, terror, offender, together? Not many rhymes to steal there!
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Is this the END of VERSES?
Since it was just some prove of brother Fuck's gaysexual frustration. HUH.
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fuck
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by fuck » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:59 am
I'm sorry it did not rhyme
my penis is full of slime
It's 2 am and I'm running out of time
We'll be up all night doing hate crimes
Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:26 pm
ÖHubble likes to steal,
So I hope we can make a deal,
You write down what you feel,
When on your gayknees you kneel.
If you make it in rhyme,
It's called to reclaim,
And we both spare some time,
When we recycle your rhymes so sublime ...
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AAAAAAAAAA
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by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:31 pm
PffT!.
The springstresses are here! :nervous:
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fuck
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by fuck » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:59 am
It's now time for penis
I'm damned near a genius
Let the urine clean us
More semen to discuss
Please add me on google plus
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:46 am
Brother FUCK's reptilebrain is full of penises,
In his nightmares they are strangling snakes and no geniuses,
The gayuse of his organ can give him viruses,
Make him impotent, sterile and without impresses,
So this is NOT so god for his apparatuses...
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fuck
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by fuck » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:06 am
And when it's time to rape
I'm hung like a great ape
This sex session is taking shape
While listening to strato on a cassette tape
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:49 am
Brother FUCK often likes to make a little rape,
And is there no gayones, he settles for an ape,
He still seems to be in great ape-rape-shape,
And the poor raped ape has no chance to escape...
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fuck
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by fuck » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:59 am
And now it's time for a little breast
I'm on the bisexual quest
Sex with women, who would have guessed
Time to get an aids blood test
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Hubble86
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by Hubble86 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:02 am
Brother FUCK goes from penises to chickenbreasts,
And with that he must try a sexuality test,
Then maybe he tells us what he likes best,
And I can from now have a gayrhymestealing rest,
That makes a big stone fall down from my chest...
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robocop656
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by robocop656 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:41 am
Non stop butt sex is imminent.
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robocop656
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by robocop656 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:55 pm
Here's to more buttsex! Cheers!
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fuck
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by fuck » Fri May 01, 2015 12:07 am
Did anyone celebrate vappu? Let's get drunk!
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ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
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by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun May 03, 2015 12:53 pm
And what is vappu? Can't drink to something one don't know about.
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OR?
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fuck
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by fuck » Thu May 07, 2015 7:38 am
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by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu May 07, 2015 8:50 am
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Oh, I call that Valpurgis-if I must. But mostly Valborg. It is a gruesome day for sure, when students drink far to much...
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fuck
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by fuck » Sat May 09, 2015 7:08 am
Let's just get drunk anyways!
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by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat May 09, 2015 12:35 pm
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But, but, I'm not so sure it is a good idea for me. I use to be sick from alcohol and it is not fun. No, not fun. At all.
But if you must, you must, so go on, even if you have to drink without me.
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I can take some coffee. Jaja! :bounce1: :bounce1:
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by robocop656 » Sat May 09, 2015 9:05 pm
You like coffee? Try some coffee liqueur!
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by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun May 10, 2015 11:53 am
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Jaja I can try that. Shall I ask in the shop for coffeealcohol?
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hrmmm...