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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:47 am

:lol: This was easy...


This MUSTbe the LAST rhyme on DICK;

And don't you even try, your blatant gay-dick-trick

Or baking some disgusting muff-dick-cake-mix,

Grabbing whatever crab-dick-stick, with your dick-chop-stick,

And no help in hell. from your dick-crucifix,

And without assist from dick-polititruc-politic..


perv perv perv perv perv
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:48 am

Hurray !!!!!

Page 98.........
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:20 pm

Onwards on to page 98

Spend all day to masturbate

While wearing a pair of rollerblades to skate

I'm not gay but straight

I'll increase the birthrate

This year I'll gain weight

Can't forget to massage my prostate

We all came from a primate
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:08 am

:)

We are all worms. But I think I am a glowworm.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:59 am

:)

You must set a date,

When you are free to skate,

And please skip your masturbate,

On our nice page 98...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:43 pm

We are all worms

My pants are filled with sperms

My anus squirms

My genitals confirms

My life is full of germs


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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:37 am

:)

A computer ones beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:51 am

:lol: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk6KiP7iQgo
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:45 am

Gosh!

This is really fucked up and I can hardly believe it. What a mincing TV-host and what ugly outfits. And the poor, poor donkey that has to gape at this substandard "entertainment". :cry:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:30 pm

Maybe you like spiders? :D https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjD6gok-Fsc
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:05 am

:lol:

Nomnomnom...
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:34 am

PFFFFF...spiders...nothing.... I have tried to eat a dangerous wasp, and that is something to write home about... Spiders... :roll:

It, the wasp of course, hid under some lettuce-leaves on my sandwich, and I happened to bit it, in two parts. I had the frontpart in my mouth and it attacked. Bomkabum! It cut with it's teeth (?), or whatever, and that hurt!

But it was worse for the sandwich, where the backpart reacted with violent reflex and a deadly result. So I spat out the front and funeralded them together, on the rest of, now very poisonous sandwich, in the bin. However without special ceremonies... :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:20 pm

Interesting wasp story! :) Did you know they eat wasp larvae in Asia? I found you another weird food video. :)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9u5eXYyla88
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:31 am

:lol:

This guy is hungry......for attention...


I know someone who ate a whole waspnest. In China. He said it was good. He even took pics of it halfeaten. Huh. They were dead. The wasps. :roll: :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:55 pm

Bzz buzz , time for a bee beard!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:57 am

:? To bee or not.


1156 bees or 1157? That is the question! :? :?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:45 pm

:)

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats...one billion Chinese couldn't care less...


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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:04 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:29 am

:) Good doggy! Wowwowwowwow!
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:23 pm

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:40 am

TIME FOR RAPTORI!! :) :) :) :D :D :D

https://vimeo.com/14420561
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:32 pm

Huh! Dangerous Raptor! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:17 pm

You ever eat nachos? Check this out :lol:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHF2hDuH5HE
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:31 am

:) No I haven't tasted those things. I didn't even know they existed. But what have they to do with dicks? :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:05 am

DICKS, DICKS!! EVERYWHERE DICKS!!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:39 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:17 pm

:( How many posts will it take to reach page 99? :? :? And 100?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:10 am

:lol:

Let the shameless gaseous emissions begin!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:38 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:23 am

And who can that beeee? You like waving arms?
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