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misheard lyrics

Post by doc_holliday » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:03 am

Scorpions - Wind of Change


I follow them and squat
Down to Donkey park

(and then you can add)
Listening to the wind
Of my aaassss.

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:45 am

Do go on :D

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 am

I remember these. There were some good ones for Sonata Arctica.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by robocop » Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:41 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 am
I remember these. There were some good ones for Sonata Arctica.
little dana my darling little dana my dear, how I wish that my cumshot was near.

No. But there are lots or broken English lyrics around where you don't even need to mishear it to make it funny.

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by Motha-faka » Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:52 am

Sorry, kiddos, I'm the master of Broken English :mrgreen:

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by ZenithMC » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:02 am

Motha-faka wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:52 am
Sorry, kiddos, I'm the master of Broken English :mrgreen:
I agree. :lol:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 am
I remember these. There were some good ones for Sonata Arctica.
I remember those too. I think most of them were removed at some point, though.

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by Jabi » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:22 pm

In Flames: Crawl Thru Knives (beginning of chorus)
"It's in my hands, the sky" --> "It's in my ass, this guy"

Selena Gomez: Good for You (beginning of song)
"I'm on my fourteen carats" --> "I'm on my farting carrots"
OMG, they fired Jari! Bastards!

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by doc_holliday » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:31 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:45 am
Do go on :D
that's all I got

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by Fuuso » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:27 am

In silence ice cream but no one listens to me

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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by Robocop 2.0 » Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:29 pm

Prototype - The way it ends

You say it draws near
That it will be clear


Always here it tits will be clear ???
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Re: misheard lyrics

Post by doc_holliday » Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:41 pm

Robocop 2.0 wrote:
Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:29 pm
Prototype - The way it ends

You say it draws near
That it will be clear


Always here it tits will be clear ???
yea I hear it too :lol:

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