Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
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3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
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5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
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10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
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4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
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2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:01 am

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Post by AAAAAAAAAA 2.0 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:05 am

:lol: Has anyone thought of doing this to Tolkki? I'm sure Jens will enjoy it!!! :lol:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:41 am

:lol: Neverending. I beamed up this old thread where we once got to know each other and where I first heard your heavy breathing. :D
Time has flied and you have gobbled up many nomnomnoms since then.
Where were we? Lion? Yes. I saw some this night on bars I went to and I think I would prefer yours (lion I mean). There was a pushing and a showing and noone heard what anyone said for the soundwave that went over our heads was horrendous. My ears are ringing now and I have already imbibed an ocean of water and a sea of aspirinsoup. Fun? No not especially if you don't like to listen to neanderthaloid persons practise their tribebellows and dances. Hircismuses in their primacy.
See you tonight and I will tell you more about it.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:11 pm

:lol: You had quite an adventure, then! :D

I was able to get the repellent this morning. Even though I'm invisible it doesn't mean I'm not tactile. It itches :x but it will be just for a few days.

Make sure you don't listen to loud noises until your ears mitigate :) :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:42 pm

:lol: You have what I would call microproblems with the invisible mosquitos ( I haven't seen a single one so they must belong to your, a bit strange, world .( Maybe you have brought them from the US's westcoast.) )

Bah! This is however small shit compared to the hell I have gone through after my late night on most of the bars and pubs here. I have bruises all over and my head is like a bigbig red balloon.(With helium, not air) My throat remindes a sandheap and I was absolutely sure I shouldn't make it to the next day. I didn't hear you so maybe you where never there or I have lost my hearing too. I made myself a great promise though. NEVER, NEVER MIX KOSKEN WITH BEER, WINE AND WHISKEY. NEVER SING TO PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE YOUR VOICE. If you were there and saw me I'm sure you will learn from that disgusting sight. If not, hear my words.. :cry: :puke:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:51 pm

:shock: Oh my! Get some ice to cover the bruises and drink plenty of fishliveroil to regain your strength!
The mosquitoes are still around, but they don't dare to suck my blood anymore. They know that if they approach me, they'll DIE!
NEVER ,NEVER MIX KOSKEN WITH BEER, WINE AND WHISKEY. NEVER SING TO PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE YOUR VOICE.
It is a great advice, my man. I will not take that exotic drink. (What caused you to drink it anyways? :? )
And I was there! You may not see me, but I can be at two places at once! So while I was eating some nomnomnoms I was watching you in agony. I didn't dare to look for long, I just wanted to end this horrific torture that you suffered.
I hope you get better soon and may your voice not vilify. :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:25 am

:) Thank you for your kind words. Nice to know you were there in those trying times even if I neither saw or heard you.

Today is a new day and I have learned my lesson. Six persons went out Friday night and six persons survived, that is something to be grateful over. We have six horrible stories to tell our grandchildren one day and those stories will explain why six persons suddenly practised complete abstinence from alcoholic drinks. You ask how I mixed all those kind of liqueur in a glass and the answer is. I mixed it in my stomach in those innumerable bars we went to. And I am sure they put in some strychnine or cyanid to spice the drinks.

Enough of this. I will never mention that night again to you. It was enough for you to witness this degradation... :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:01 am

:) Where are you Neverending?? Why do you call yourself Neverending when you have ended your visits and don't breath heavily here anymore. I understand that you sleep under someone else's bed and it would be veeery fun to hear what you have heard or seen there. I love gossip of all kinds. Is it Mr Tolkki that has the honour of your breathing? Has something happened with the guys in the closet? Are they tortured? Has mr Tolkki given you any NomNomNom? Tell me please, I am after all your old "bedmate" as you call it. :eyes :elk: 8)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Dave » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:48 pm

Since you left me out, i'm going to ignore this poll. :roll:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Rebel » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:05 am

No love for Rebel?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:26 am

Rebel wrote:No love for Rebel?

:lol: Mr Tolkki lööööves you, but he has no say here. Ha ha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Rebel » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:28 am

Stratowarius wrote:
Rebel wrote:No love for Rebel?

:lol: Mr Tolkki lööööves you, but he has no say here. Ha ha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm not so sure Mr Tolkki would love me, I'm not a Brittany Spears fan like him

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:32 am

:lol: Of course he loves you-and Britney. He has a SO broad mind... :lol:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:19 pm

Stratowarius wrote::shock: Has someone seen or heard anything from Neverending??Where is he?? :err: :err:
Oh my dear Stratowarius, sorry for my absence. I found myself in a small town in Maryland installing sprinklers for fire protection. I won my bucks! 8)
Now I am finally under your bed. I needed to get money to pay the bills, you know. That water never gets cheaper! :x
But rest now, rest my friend. I returned and now we can finally have some fishliveroil :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:43 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:
Stratowarius wrote::shock: Has someone seen or heard anything from Neverending??Where is he?? :err: :err:
Oh my dear Stratowarius, sorry for my absence. I found myself in a small town in Maryland installing sprinklers for fire protection. I won my bucks! 8)
Now I am finally under your bed. I needed to get money to pay the bills, you know. That water never gets cheaper! :x
But rest now, rest my friend. I returned and now we can finally have some fishliveroil :)

:) Great, great, great!! Couln't be greater. I was really worried. I have a very lively imagination and the scenery varied between how you suffered all the pains stuck under mr Tolkkis bed (he is a bit heavy so there can hardly be room there for breathing of any kind). Or how he locked you in, in that menacing closet with the RR-guys, that surely started to mob you the second you were thrown there, among all the tortureinstruments.
And so you were in Maryland installing sprinklers in desirable prosperity and high-life. All my worries in vain. (Typical isn't it?)
I didn't understand at first that you were gone, but when the bunch of nomnomnoms increased, I realized you weren't there. I hoped that you had gone to the guy with a questionmark for head and brown boots, ten minutes from A10, but I could see his posts here and he said nothing about heavy breathing. From Mr Tolkki i didn't expect anything after your disclosures of the tortured RR-guys there.
This post growed a bit long, but I think you understand why.I am so happy that you are back and we can talk more tonight. :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:10 am

:shock: Something veeery strange has happened ! The last two nights there have been three heavybreathers here and they are much heavier than you ever were. Is this some new oinkflu or what? Are they always there and normaly breath soundlessly but got some breathingproblems now ? And why me? :shock: Is it the Omegafishliveroil or the namnamnam that allure them? Many questions, no answers!
As a result of all this I will move out, and you can get no more shelter from me. It has been fun to have you there, but I can't stay in a house full of heavybreathers, so I will run away as fast as I can. I recommend you to go to the guy with a questionmark for head, ten minutes from A10. Forget mr Tolkkis bed. It is not a healthy place for you-or anyone. :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:07 pm

:crazy1:
I've been working on a surprise for you! :shock:
I've been remodeling and it takes a lot of physical activities, increasing my heavy breathing. Perhaps leaving the window open at night will get me some fresh air. :)
Now don't peak until I tell you. I don't want to spoil the surprise for you! :D

EDIT: The Yeah thread has also contributed to my heavy breathing. :oops:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 am

:lol: What you need Neverending Abyss is a really cold shower. A long one. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:00 pm

Oh yes definitely!
Could you tell Stratowarius :P if he has any shampoo left over? I found a bottle under his bed but it dates back from 1984. The STRANGEST year! :shock:
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:48 am

:shock: :shock: Have you any hair left?? Warius tells me it was nitroglycerine from 1984 in that bottle-a bad very explosive year (with a taste of blueberries and sorb-apples) :crazy1: But he didn't say WHY he has those stuff under his bed. Gosh, gosh ,he is a dangerous guy. I think you better run like hell... :err: :err: :err:

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Post by Stratowarius » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:57 am

:x Me? Dangerous? Not true! :x I'm pious like a lamb! :pissed2: :pissed3: :pissed3: :bounce1: :bounce1:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:20 pm

Oops!
I invited the A-members over, and they left a mess. :cry: All we talked about was Tolkki and microphallus.
Did we disturb your precious night time sleep, Stratowarius?
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Post by Stratowarius » Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:37 am

:) You asked me somewhere else if the A's could handle the sprinklers and I have no idea. You seem to be one of those Sprinklerbesserwissers so you have to go there yourself and look them up.
A9 wondered why I had this nitroflask under my bed and it is the same reason as when you have a gun or a ballbat there to kill some intruder. I use nitro. It is very effectiv.
I have inherited my house from my great-grandfather and in the cellar he has made a special almost airtight room where he keept his collection of nitroflasks. He had one for every year and he gave them different names. You found the shampoobottle and that was a misfortune. I understand that you never used it. I am still sitting here.
I am so sorry you didn't wake me so I could meet the A's. I love them all and it would have been the highlight of my life. Next time,please breathe really high or cough for heavens sake. :roll:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:27 pm

Some intruder?! :? I wonder who that is :shock:
Is he making your life hellish? I can take care of that intruder! :x
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Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:35 am

:lol: Neverending Abyss! Don't you overestimate yourself a bit. You are as I understand it an invisible person under Warius bed and you think you can take care of intruders that-in accordance with the bedowner- only can be annihilated with nitroglycerine? That must be a little optimistic, don't you agree. Or?

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Post by Stratowarius » Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:33 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Some intruder?! :? I wonder who that is :shock:
Is he making your life hellish? I can take care of that intruder! :x
:)
Thank you Neverending! I am very touched over your chivalrous spirit, but I think I prefer the nitro. It's more reliable and effectiv.

I can however tell you something encouraging. My report to" New Scientist" has been accepted and next month we can read about you(us). I don't think you ever noticed it, but there was a photographer here and he took some pics of you under the bed. You were sleeping and he used a very special camera, that they normally have, when photographing ghosts and spirits. The pics are a bit blured and the Nomnomnom is what is most conspicuous, but I think you can recognize yourself. You look great and it is the first pic EVER on an invisible man. One can see the aura around you and that is very intriguing. They made me an enlargement and I put it up in the livingroom for everyone to see. Those who have been sceptical about our story become very silent after they have seen that and I can assure you there are a lot of questions.I try to stay calm but it is rather exciting. Look at the pic tonight. It is really you! :)

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:11 am

:w00t:
Wow I am so flattered! :) The article should be about our lives together, right? What a great story! This world needs to spread its reference! And who is better to spread the world than you? :D
Is the infrared camera still taking pictures? And who is the photographer? Is it Icecab? :shock:
:) The surprise will be finished tomorrow. Hopefully you will like it! :wink:
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Post by Stratowarius » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:21 am

:) You make me so curious, I can hardly breath. I love surprises of all kind. Especially the most unexpected... :D What on earth can it be? Something for our room or something to eat? Maybe a new waffleiron? I could need that :roll:

I hate this timedifference..Now I must wait in eternity. It's like Christmaseve and you are Santa. :D

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:31 pm

:) OK, OK, OK! You must follow instructions to find the surprise! Sort of like a scavenger hunt! Here they are--

1) Walk out of the entrance door and go to the closest electrical power generator.
2) Read the measurements of watts and amps. Add them up and convert the number to distance (in foot).
3) Walk northbound, distance is the number of foots you got in step 2.
4) You should find a brown box: A10's house.
5) Walk westbound for ten minutes.
6)Find the masked man sitting on the bed. Look under his bed.
7) SURPRISE! I hope you like it! :)
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:48 pm

:lol: Thank you so veeery much for the surprise, Santa Neverending! Waffleiron? Sweet dreams.
Ok, you expect me to be overwhelmed, so I am. It is the thougt that counts and you know how much I want to meet those guys. BUT BUT BUT. You forget some important facts. It is YOU, not me, that flap around in the world. And it is not ME that is invisible. Those guys would have had the shock of their lifes( and it is not a simple guess) if I suddenly fully visible stood on their threshold. Maybe they had got heartattacks both of them.
I understand that you are almost tired out by your search after tricky ways for me to find the "goal". :roll: :roll: :roll: But there are problems even there.
1. I don't think we have that type of electrical
powergenerators anywhere in Finland.
2.Can't read something that doesn't exist.
3 Impossible. See 1 and 2.
4 Poor A 10, he is probably waiting for Priapus and absolutely not me.
5 Impossible again, according to 1,2,3.
6 Poor, poor Icecar. I think he is close to hate me and I can not even imagen what he would do if I stood there in front of him. Likely faint...
7 Surprise? Oh yes. Doe's anyone like it? NO.
So, my dear Neverending. If you hope for more Nomnomwaffles maybe you should give the waffleiron a little thougt. Surprise or not. :D :D

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