Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:59 am

:lol: :lol: Can not help it I laughed when I saw this. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:05 am

Stratowarius wrote:PFFFF!

The peeping Arnold drilled a hole, in the wall,

In the box in Seattle, and it wasn't small,

Nono, it was big as a door,

So he could see more and more,

What would happen to the baker under his orgiebrawl


He said he only waited for his meal,

Butt who can believe in such a deal,

Did the baker promised him that,

He could look at his private combat,

And see how he (the baker also) acted like an earless little seal.


I don't think so, Arnold. You are a peeper aren't you?
I Arnold, am stunned at your malicious lies,
All I wanted was a serving of fries,
But what I got on that winter evening,
Was a double order of HEAVY BREATHING!

This story has no truth. At all!
In fact, the hole was rather small,
I would have widened it more and more,
But I can't stand that gay-baker's snore,

Before barefaced lies I stand accused!
In fact, a drill was never used,
With my fingers, I slowly picked my way through,
Until I received an adequate view

But otherwise, you're right, I did peep,
I couldn't care less if it makes me a creep,
For if my needs aren't met, who knows!
My nose could run like a leaky hose...

And that is a threat... HUH!

Arnold Layne

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Arnold...

My work is calling but I will be back, when my "spring-stresses" have subsided.
You know! Do you?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:21 am

I will be waiting! :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:56 pm

:) :)

I have to say this, and I almost weep,
But, you, Arnold Layne, is a very big Creep,
You drill holes, that are both wide and deep,
And walls in Seattle-boxes you used to reap,
Then in those big holes, you took your peep.

You sneaked into the bakers box one day,
And asked the nice baker, if you could stay,
You said nothing about, that you hoped he may,
Roll around on his orgybed, in the ugly birds hay.

You sat there so quiet behind your drilled hole,
That was rather big and not at all small,
The baker had no idea, that you were there,
He baked and he baked in a good atmosphere,

Butt Huh. Knock, knock, knock, on the door,
A freckled girl comes in, say no more,
Huh, so exciting, they chase out ugly birds,
Butt what are they doing? They must be some nerds.

Just here big Arnold becomes a peeper,
And he makes the drilled hole even deeper,
Butt help, now he starts with some hefty sneezing,
He must be allergic to all heavy breathing,

And the two throw him out and call him a freaking.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:44 am

HUH! I, Arnold, am outraged at the slanders you spread about me on a public forum. :x :x :x :pissed3:

Here is the correct account of what transpired that night...

I lay in the baker's den, waiting for my food,
And yes, I asked for seconds, I hope I was not rude,
But the second roast was, and this I swear,
For my younger brother, little aber-aber,

I waited, and waited, but I was not served,
So when the doorbell rang, I became unnerved,
The girl with the freckles, she marched right in,
Strutting around with a stupid grin,

I began to hear thumping, and I wondered, what's that!
I'd get up and check, but being far too fat,
I dug through the wall, since they left me no choice,
To hear more clearly the sound of her voice

I saw them too, huddled in the brown cove,
Starting to, shall we say "preheat the stove",
And I won't describe the nature of their loving
But he put his muffin into her oven,

Where she learned her morals, is what I want to know,
Her German father and russo-finnish mother would never stoop so low,
And being allergic to sin, oh-so-stunning,
I sneezed and oh how my nose was running!

Before long, I was covered in a sea of snot,
As I screamed for help, the baker knew he was caught,
And in a split second, I found myself on the grass,
As the baker threw me out, right on my ass

Arnold Layne

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:38 am

:D :lol: :D :lol:

Aber doch, dear Arnold, you can no longer peek,
Ass soon ass you try, you will start to leak,
Your nose will be red ass a tomato,
Your eyes will be dimmy and you talk in staccato.

So Arnold your life ass an erotic-hunter,
Is over for good and you will be a blunter,
That sneeze ass soon ass you hear heavy breathing,
Or see the baker and Freckle when meeting.

This allergy-form is a problem for few,
But you seem to be one in that sneezing crew,
That have to stay out of all the peeking,
So stop to drill holes you will only be leaking.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:31 am

We are still waiting. For the love of god, some fucking tzaziki sauce. Less poems, more sauce! :pissed3: :splat: :pissed4: :pissed5: :pissed3: :pissed2:

You steal rhymes AND withhold sauce. Yuck! :roll:

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:30 pm

Huh :x No more rhymes, stolen or not, for an insignificant, contemptible, impolite, silly, ungrateful, twerp! PFFFF...

I have a formal consent to borrow from Neon, and I will use his adequate words here.
Much as you like throwing the word around, I will not support your intake of that damn goatsauce! :roll: :roll:
And I am just saying that you are an arrogant, ignorant blowhead and that you should duct tape a plastic bag over your head (?). Nothing more!

You will never be on top again! :x :x Ever!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:43 pm

Pfft. My erratic sleeping patterns propel me back on top!
Much as you like throwing the word around, I will not support your intake of that damn goatsauce!
You understand NOTHING of goatsauce. What a small mind...
And I am just saying that you are an arrogant, ignorant blowhead and that you should duct tape a plastic bag over your head (?). Nothing more!
You know, a burqa would be a perfect solution for your klingonesque unibrow. AND the freckles. HAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What will Midi say? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:55 pm

And so, we wait...

Anyway, its late. Very, very late. :sick: I better slide under my bed or i'll be as discheveled as a vasp in a guitarra tomorrow...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:01 pm

:) Jaja. You are sleeping at last. :wink:

In your earlier post you must mean a "Wasp in the guitarra". That yellow-black-striped little, or sometimes rather big, insect with two or three antennas and a nasty sting. A Vasp, on the other side, can be a "Voluntary aflatoxin sampling plan" or "Vasodilator stimulated phosphoprotein" and it is SO easy to confuse those conceptions, when you are very sleepy. But remember that the insect has a double W as first letter. So "A Wasp in my guitarra" is the correct expression. Please don't feel reproved! Even the Sun has her spots...

The goatsauce is coming tomorrow. I am sure the turkgoatexpress will vork then... :oops: :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:41 pm

Well, I am back on top after a solid 3 hours of sleep, and a big day ahead of me. I believe an extra-large Seattle coffee would be in order... :)

Oh, and your post is utter poppycock. With an emphasis on the second symbol. Cock! In fact, it is rather average on poppiness and MUCH more heavy on cock. :nervous:

VASP is an acronym for "Versatile Acoustic Signal Processor". DUH! They are always sneaking their way into my guitarras, you know. Again and again and again. :shake:

Anyway, the day awaits...

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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:12 pm

Welcome back from Dreamland!
Poppycock, poppycock=meaningless words, foolish and absurde language! Thank you for your encouragement! :roll: :roll:

I thought poppycock meant something thoroughly different, an illness only west-coast-Americans had. :oops: :oops:

Neither could I make mental images of the Versatile Processors vasps in your guitarra. Again and again. It must be very much huh.
Huh. :? :?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:44 am

Nothing to say. Butt, I better hop on top before bed. I have some serious sleep to catch up on! :)

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Post by GAGAGO » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:30 am

:lol: As usual then!

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Post by Stratowarius » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:53 pm

:) Chat between Pekka Fucking and Strutt.

P.F. Hi Strutt! Are you more talkative today?
Str. Jaja! It was that pig Imner and you as a half-girl that got on my nerves last time.
P.F. Särimner! His name is Särimner!
Str. Jaja! Whatever. But what is up with you today? Did the new storms help you?
P.F. They did. They did! And the kamikazes are now an under-water-barrier, where Evil Sand is buried. But those storms were a pain in the ass. They tried to destroy me and I had to give them hashmuffins and chocolate, with strong sleepingpills, before I lured them into our safe-room, in the cellar, where they are locked-up now.
Str. That was very smart of you Pekka! Did you do that all by yourself?
PF. Cross my heart and hope do die! I did! Freckle helped me a little but she is only a girl, and you know how girls are, so I had to do all the thinking myself.
Str. I am really impressed, Pekka, and what about NASA? I heard, that they are looking for us. Again!
P.F. Jaja! There is a problem there. Some nasacretin had seen two goats, on the moon, and blew the whistle. It was of course my two surviving hircins, but noone remembered their own experiment, so it was a great hallabaloo. The hircins disappeared on the black side and then the cretin decided too look for Eart-shine there, and saw them. Again!
Str. Huh! Butt what do you want me to do.
P.F. Kill them!
Str. But how?
P.F. Use an A-Bumb!
Str. But Pekka! The whole moon will fly away!
P.F. As if I cared! That satellite is a pure nuisance. He is of no use at all! Blow him away!
Str. Are you not a bit dramatic now Pekka? One moon for two goats?
P.F. Butt, butt, haven't you understood anything? Those goats could reveal the whole invasionplan!
Str. Jaja! I will think about it. Mähä! Butt an A-Bumb... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by GAGAGO » Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:34 pm

:lol: I like that Pekka! He is so typical for some sort of guys.

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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:54 am

:lol: :lol: We all can think of that very special Pekka in our lives... :)

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Post by Stratowarius » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:25 pm

:( If this is some sort of Ephitah over Pekka I can tell you, that he is not dead. He is now king of the Goat-mountain and only a bit stunned over that.

Huhmäää!

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Post by mayhem-for-all » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:37 pm

Sometimes the only thing some of the forumites remind me of is this picture:

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Post by GAGAGO » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:

And what can you be? A realist of course, that have problems with fantasy. Books? Movies? Theatre?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:23 pm

:lol: More fantasy! Butt we must try to know what Pekka is up to! :shock:


New chatt between Pekka and Strutt!

Str. Now I have thought about your suggestion and decided not to A-Bumb the moon. We need him as a supplystation during the invasion. And the two hircins are already the Death's little lambs. Statistically at least. They can't survive much longer on that sterile lava-lump.

PF. Jaja and I will mexa over a recent Nasa-video of the moon, they have done to get attention. And more money!

Str. Can one see your goats there?

PF. No I think they are hiding in Shackletons Crater or so have Nasacretins cleaned the surface from both the Hircins and their shit. They will not have too many questions, they can't answer. Haha!

STR. Very possible. Or the goats have jumped ass you did. But no bumbing then?

PF. No OK! Butt, I have another target for you. It is a goat-mountain, north of Seattle, in US, called Bakers Hill or something. There live a lot of goats and I had the dubious pleasure of being elected their king. They were very demanding and the Alpha-Goat-Male was interested in the Poet, so we had to run, like hell, to escape.

STR. Butt wouldn't that suits you, to be a king Pekka?

PF. No, no, you can't imagine how horrifying they are! They walk on two legs and talk with a strange German accent. I think they are nazis, that moved there, after the war. I saw them marching, dressed in brown shirts, and with those typical nazihelmets we have seen in so many war-movies.

Str. That sounds scary, Pekka.HUH! And now you want me, to use some mountain-bumb?

PF. Yes please...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:46 am

Seattle Times Mars 17.


UFO ON MOUNT BAKER?

At nearly 15000 years old, the ruins of a stonecastle at Mount Baker are the oldest and most baffling on the face of the Earth. No one knows who built this complex and sophisticated inter-looking building, but local myths and legends suggest that the site may have been designed by some species of extraterrestials.

And now totally ruined by some bumb. All that is left is NOTHING! A witness from Vancover, James Hunting, tells us.

"I was out there filming how close Jupiter and Venus were, when I saw some light to the north. This strange light proceeded to fly directly over me. As it got closer I could see that it was a craft of some sort, but there was absolutely no noice.

Then there was a massive and unusually slow-moving fireball, that came down over Mount Baker. It had a yellow/redish colour and when it landed it was with an eardeafening bumbkabumbsound. The mountain and the Bakers Owen, as the valley is called, blow up in an enormous exolotion.

It struck me as odd that this exolotion was so big and deep, extended and beyond, what I ever heard, I want so to know what on Earth this could have been.

A rescueteam has investigated Mount Baker and Owens valley and they found NOTHING. The area was totally outburned and clean, as if someone had vacum-cleaned the ground. Not a moss, not an insect or ant could be found. Something had taken away all traces.

What was this? And where are the goats that used to live in the old-old stonecastle in Bakers Owen?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:09 pm

Seattle Times Mars 19.


Letter to the Editor.

Since we wrote the article about the exolotion in Bakers Oven, we have got hundreds of agitated mails and letters, from our readers and we publish some of them here.

Later on, we will follow up the accident with a longer article, where we talk to the experts in Nasa.


Worried writes.

This is so scary. The aliens are here in Seattle and I have heard of a colony in one of the muffinbakeries and that they are coming over the border from Canada. Why doesn't Obama take on his boxing-gloves and hit those damn Canadians?

Worried


Next one is from "God bless America".

I have seen whole armadas of UFO's over Seattle's harbour and I think they lived in the Oven-valley. Maybe this was a bomb from another alien-planet that killed those ones on Mount Baker. They say that those goats, who lived there, looked like aliens. And they can be in war with those who bombed them. That is really scary to have an alienwar over our heads.

God bless America.

This one seems to come from an expert.

I read about that UFO in Baker-Oven and that it was a jerk from Vancouver that saw it. Haha! A Canadian? How can anyone believe a Canadian? They bluff till they are blue in their faces. I happened to see that "UFO" too. It was a lightning from a big thunderstorm. Nothing else!

This Canadian was looking for Jupiter and when can you see Jupiter? At night of course! And what do people do at night? Sleep of course. So he slept of course. And dreamt about UFO's.

Pfff, no awake person sees UFO's and aliens, since there are no such things, and that Canadian ought to be at home at nights and sleep and dream in his bed instead of seeking attention through silly stories about alien-invasions.

PN Goatfarmer.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by brought2ubyletterC » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:10 am

Yeah, why isn't Jens on here? :lol:

And here's a poll I would NEVER get on. Yay me! :D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:40 pm

:lol: :lol: Jens would have won with 100 %. I think this is a very old poll and you can not vote now. Otherwise I would have been here and won. Since Jens is not here. 8) :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Krigo » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:30 am

Clearly we should have a brand new poll with these options:

1. JENS WINS
2. JENS WINS
3. JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS WINS
4. JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS WINS JENS JENS WINS
5. Lauri Porra's Polauris

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by brought2ubyletterC » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:59 am

I vote me, because no one else would. ;)

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