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fuck wrote:Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

congratulation, is the perfect song to cannibal corpse.

I remember listen why one guy from other music school showme in the past and after i start to have nightmares

Go fuck yourself Flavio.

well, is casual that is your name and you are a happy penis, or this is that your avatar.

The problem is that i got a google message that shout me. "Go fuck yourself Flavio" Awesome, Google is mad with...?

but the most wrong is that this "Go fuck yourself Flavio" sayd it in the name to one guy "jens.panix"

that not is very nice to he that whatever persons insult in his name. haha

Thanks to god or thanks to nature or evil or whatever stuff that cross for you head that happy penises no exist in the real life, i mean, that yourself exist only back one pc. haha

but the poor jens was kicked all the time for yourself why if we use google brower, yahoo or bing, i mean, massive browsers, "jens.panix" put in huge screen the face of one guy of here.

I think that yourself need put your crazy stuff in private, if you love the gay sex, do it in private and not try to shout a "gay pride" in the world, and less in a metal band forum why dont looks very good hahaha

Nothing against the homosexuality He?, but be a homosex man dont mean that yourself need be a disaster, i dont know if yourself understand, all the persons is free to choice his sexuality but with respect hahaha

I will copy to your buddies now, \m/ , I hope do it correctly

fuck wrote:Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

Hi there brother Fack,

Both Flavio and I are back,

But he risks to get a ban-attack,

And I am rhyme-rusty in my track...

Welcome back hubble!

Here's some rhymes


Meanwhile I'm eating a pizza
And making love to a zebra
It kicked me so hard he gave me amnesia
Need to take the pain away with a margarita

Veery good rhymes...

There was once a man with two dicks
His mom would make this favorite cake mix
Up all night masturbating until a lunar eclipse
Theres more secrects in his bag of tricks

There is a guy with FOUR dicks,

And he has to use some sly tricks,

When he needs to pee,

He must hide the THREE,

Or he looks like a cow, with teat-hockey-sticks.

Man is addicted to porn
Everyday he eats corn
Naked as the day he was born
Every sperm he had as stillborn
Dinosaur sex makes him reborn

A gayguy was too much in porn,

And soon he was gaypornforlorn,

His brain was full of fuck,

So he ENDED up, an eunuck,

Very, very sadbad, so don't you him scorn...

i love dinosaur porn

Today we drank piss
And gave a dog a big kiss
While smoking crack in the abyss
This rhyme you will dismiss

A guy his dog did kiss,

But it wasn't a so big bliss,

He has problems when he piss,

And his nose he must dismiss...

In love with a zebra
I take her out to eat a pizza
She has nice stripes like a hyena
Don't want to take her to Korea
If she goes there, they will eat her
Maybe take her to see gorgonzola in Argentina

The Congress now is saying,

YES to your's and Zebras wedding,

And even if someone is dreading,

The sight of you two's bedding,

Together now, you loving two,

Can be ONE in Paenis Zoo...

:luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

On the day of the zebra wedding
A member of Isis did a beheading
Playing a guitar, shredding, shredding
There was zebra blood all over the bedding
Here lays the gay man, sweating

Can you hear the echo here? Hohoho!


Breaking news from Paenis zoo,

Sebrawife was cut in two,

Muslimgangstas her beheaded,

When she just was happy wedded,

To the guitarraguy that always shredded,

But in blood and sweat now is embedded...

I'm addicted to horse sex
Animal sex is whats next
Defecation from a tyrannasaurus rex
Herpes and negAtive effects
That's what you get for having sex with a t rex

Huh! Today I overslept,

So you have to accept,

There are no rhymes for your horsesex,

Or for our friend that Dinorex.


Still tired...

Sleep my friend, sleep
Later we will take a ride in my jeep
Then have sex with a sheep
Yes I am an animal sex creep

Huh. Late again...

After ten hours of deep sleep,

We might take a ride in your jeepheep,

But if you insist to be a sheepcreep,

I jump out with a very high leap,

And if you then try to crocodileweep,

I will only say haha and bleep bleep,

I stick my dick in toast
With ketchup and mayonnaise And between the pot roast
My dick is now swollen, it hurts the most
When I die, there will be a gay ghost

Bye a new toaster... Or a new dick...

Do you like peanut butter and jelly on toast?

You sound like my Mutter,

When you ask about butter,

And what with that jellyjam?

You mean Flavio or jamnamnam?

But why not ham?

Is this a vegan-dick-scam?

I eat cheese on my roast,

It has less sugar in the toast.

If you put your penis in bread

You will have a swollen head

And it will turn bright red

Watch out for the living dead

Huh! Suddenly I got tired of fucks and penises! Yours and others! Even as symbols is it boring to write about the same things, all the time, so I leave it for now...

PFFFFffff for dicks...and fucks, in bread, cereals,melons, roast, toasts, ghosts, goats, sheep, cows, frogs, or whatever...

Sorry. We can rhyme about flavio.

Who? I say WHO can rhyme on Flavio? Slavio? Dravio? Octavio? Impossible. Incomprehensible. But maybe that is symptomatic...

Homosexual rhymes with flavio.